Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. »
Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix
Tag: Alcohol
Drunk Umatilla Man Bicycling at Night with No Lights Attacks Complaining Floridian
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man who was drunkenly riding his bike with no lights in the middle of the road at night was arrested after allegedly attacking an automobile driver who complained. »
Drunk Florida Boy Wanted to be Next School Shooter
Davenport (WTFF) A 13-year-old Florida boy was found “passed out drunk” on a sidewalk, leading to an investigation that revealed his alleged plot to shoot up his school. »
Drunk, Finger Gunning Florida Man Arrested after Trying to Buy Beer
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man who tried to buy beer from a gas station he was previously banned from was arrested. »
Longwood Man Offers Cop a Handjob
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Florida man who was allegedly driving drunk through Lake County offered the arresting officer a handjob. »
Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami
Cocaine and alcohol are standard in Miami. »
Florida Man Throws Whisky Bottle Bomb at Chickens
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly making a homemade bomb and tossing it into a yard full of chickens. »
Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner
Paisley (WTFF) – A woman was arrested for allegedly striking her boyfriend because he interrupted sex to check on dinner. »
Georgia Man Breaks into an Assisted Living Facility in Eustis, Wreaks Havoc
Eustis (WTFF) – A man from Georgia broke into an assisted living facility in Central Florida, ransacked through garbage, and terrorized the staff and residents. »
Miami Man with ‘No Love’ Tattoo Calls Cops over Baby Mama Drama, Gets Arrested
Leesburg (WTFF) – A man was arrested for domestic battery after an argument with his girlfriend started over a text he received. »
High School Teacher Arrested Downtown with Meth, Weed, Hash, and a Yuengling
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was arrested for walking around downtown with an open beer, a blunt, a vape pen with hash, and some meth, allegedly. »
Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. »
Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. »
Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless, legless girlfriend on Sunday and pushed her wheelchair through a Walmart because he wanted to confess. »
Drunk Florida Man Strips Naked and Crawls into Another Man’s Bed
Wellington (WTFF) – A polo player was arrested after walking into a man’s unlocked home, stripping naked, and climbing into the man’s bed, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputies. »
Drunk Florida Woman Jills Off at Bus Stop, Licks a Cop
Pinellas Park (WTFF) – This all started like any typical afternoon in the Tampa Bay. »
Florida Man Throws Beer at Transplant, Surfs Away from Cops
Indian River County (WTFF) – A Vero Beach man threw a beer can at a transplant’s face and swam away on his surfboard. »
Palm Bay Woman Gets a DUI in Police Station Parking Lot
Brevard (WTFF) – A woman was arrested in Palm Bay after she parked in a restricted parking spot at the Palm Bay Police Department and was found to be drunk. »
Clean Energy Fest 2017 – Pensacola, FL
Clean Energy Fest Focuses on Our Energy Future PENSACOLA — Pensacola’s second annual Clean Energy Fest brings renewable energy and fun to downtown Pensacola on Saturday, Nov. 5, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The event celebrates a clean energy future through art, food, live music, and dynamic people showcasing solar, wind, and people-power for […] »
Polk County Woman Gets a DUI on a Horse
(WTFF) – A 53-year-old Polk City woman was arrested near Lakeland on charges of DUI and animal neglect. It was right around 1:30 pm on a Thursday afternoon in Polk County. »
Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test
Palm Beach (WTFF) – A woman in Palm Beach got a DUI after downing a bottle of white wine, driving her BMW, and offering to tap dance for the arresting officers. Honore Ryan is a 59-year-old Florida Woman. Last week, she finished off a bottle of white wine and hopped into her 2014 BMW. Being […] »
Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar
(WTFF) – A Gainesville woman was arrested Monday after using a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer to attack a nightclub bouncer. »
Homeless Dudes Fight Over Beer, One Gets Punched and Dies
Daytona Beach (WTFF) — A man has died after getting punched in the face during an argument over beer in a Popeye’s chicken parking lot. »
Drunk Florida Woman Pisses in Men’s Urinal at Miami Dolphins Game
Someone captured this blonde creature in all her pissing glory and posted it for our enjoyment. »
Drunk Florida Man Crashes Car, Abandons Three Kids Inside to Escape on Foot
EDGEWATER, Fla. – A man allegedly involved in a hit-and-run crash in New Smyrna Beach was arrested in Edgewater Tuesday after police say he abandoned his vehicle, and the three young children inside, and fled on foot. Mark Hackstie, 39, is facing numerous charges in connection with the incident, which started with a crash in […] »
Packers Fan Sets Himself on Fire With Flaming Jersey after Losing Bet to Cowboys
VERO BEACH, Florida – A 27-year-old man was rushed to the Indian River Medical Center after suffering second and third-degree burns after watching the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers game in Vero Beach. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office received a call about the incident around 9:00 p.m. Sunday from a home in the […] »
Drunk Florida Man Opens Fire on Target Shooting Neighbors
Guns on top of guns… here’s a story that exemplifies North Florida perfectly… Fountain is a tiny little hick town in Bay County, where quality family time is often spent shooting things. From varmints to cans to hay stacks, there’s a whole slew of exciting objects to practice your marksmanship on while soaking up the […] »
Naked 66-Year-Old Florida Man Drunkenly Discharges Weapons
KEY LARGO, Fla. — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air. »
Drunken Florida Man Makes a Hobby out of Threatening Rape and Beheadings
VERO BEACH – Floridians have some strange hobbies. These hobbies get even more strange when alcohol is involved. Runners in Vero Beach got a taste of this adage on Sept. 20, around the Merrill P. Barber Bridge. Michael Girardin is a 62-year-old homeless Florida Man who was pedaling around on his bike while downing copious […] »
Drunk Ocoee Man arrested for impersonating a cop
53-year-old Ocoee man Albert Dolan was doing what Florida Man does best… Drinking. He got the bright idea to hop into his Dodge Charger with fake police lights and drive 66 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. An officer spotted him and pulled him over. Albert screamed that he was a cop and worked for […] »
Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested
Brittany Graham was at work when she received a FaceTime call from her 12-year-old son Malikai, showing how his two front teeth had been knocked out by a 27-year-old man he said called him the “n-word.” The man, Vincent Cefalo, 27, of Port Charlotte, has not been arrested, but the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office has […] »
Florida Man arrested for flashing people while begging for money
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Customers at a Citgo gas station in West Palm Beach got much more than snacks, gas and beverages this past weekend. »
Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House
Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing… Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in […] »
Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call
TAMARAC, Fla. (CBS12) — Authorities say a drunk man tried to steal a Tamarac Fire Rescue truck while the crew responded to an emergency call. »
Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma
POLK COUNTY — A 25-year-old man is accused of looting a restaurant after curfew in Polk County on Tuesday. »
Tampa Man eats his girlfriend out at Clearwater Beach in front of families on Labor Day weekend
If you happened upon Clearwater beach last Sunday afternoon in celebration of Labor Day, you may have spotted some of the indigenous Florida wildlife, called “Trampites,” happily at play. »
Captain who admitted drinking Long Island Ice Teas before grounding yacht gets deal
Will not face BUI charge, despite admission »
Father with baby in car passes out at stoplight, hard lemonade in hand
A Melbourne dad was on his was to pick up his second child at school, when he passed out at a stoplight. The car was seen stopped in the middle of Hibiscus Boulevard, near the intersection of U.S. 1. “He could’ve rolled out in the middle of that intersection. This intersection has accidents all the […] »
Woman urinates herself, yells racial slurs during DUI arrest
Suspect accused of driving wrong way with son in car »
Florida Man arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart parking lot
A homeless Broward County man was arrested over the weekend after authorities alleged he ran naked and intoxicated through the parking lot of a West Palm Beach Wal-Mart. »
