Costanza Gun

costanza gun

Florida Costanza Moment: When you from Florida and can’t think of a good comeback so instead you just shoot ’em in the fuckin’ face and yell “STAND YOUR GROUND!”

 

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A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later…

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.

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