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How Florida Man Stays Eternal

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Florida Man is suspended in time as a constant in the zaniest headlines. His death and rebirth are continuous and propelled by the same energy that he’s infamous for. As long as the contiguous U.S. has this peninsula in their southeast corner, Florida Man will exist, and WTFF News will be here to report his unravelings.

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Florida Woman Bites Husband for Changing Password

Brevard County woman bites husband after he changed their computer password at their Palm Bay home. (Photo: Brevard County Jail)
Brevard County woman bites husband after he changed their computer password at their Palm Bay home. (Photo: Brevard County Jail)

Palm Bay (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after she bit her husband for changing their computer password.

Mary Jo King, who is supposedly only 53 (maybe in dog years), got into a verbal argument after her husband changed the password to their computer.
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Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test

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Palm Beach (WTFF) – A woman in Palm Beach got a DUI after downing a bottle of white wine, driving her BMW, and offering to tap dance for the arresting officers.

Honore Ryan is a 59-year-old Florida Woman.

Last week, she finished off a bottle of white wine and hopped into her 2014 BMW.

Being a typical Floridian, she was driving around after twilight with no lights on.
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