This is totally not click-bait. We are totally NOT exploiting a potential natural disaster that could kill thousands of people just to boost our advertising revenue. Nobody does this, especially not big news sites.
TOP TEN REASONS IRMA IS GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU:
- This is Florida, bad shit happens here
- Hurricanes are bad, mmkay
- It’s a fucking storm, look out!
- Stock up on alcohol
- Hurricanes have killed before
- Rick Scott declared a state of emergency
- OMFG WE R ALL GONNA DIE
- We have no basements because of the aquifer
- We build too close to the beach
- Trust me, we’re all gonna die
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