#BREAKING 1 dead in shooting outside #FruitlandPark Wal-Mart. Deputies just put a tent over the body @WESH pic.twitter.com/mMG8Shq36E — Adrian Whitsett (@AdrianWhitsett) September 20, 2016 »
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Tampa’s newest bikini-clad street performer makes Nebraska Avenue ‘Holla’
Charles Easter, aka Charles Holla, is Tampa’s newest bikini-clad street performer. Lately, he’s been strutting his moves on Nebraska and Hillsborough avenues. Source: TBO.com »
Florida Cop Accidentally Shoots and Kills 73 Year Old Librarian As Crowd Watches in Horror
A 73-year-old librarian became the latest victim of police in Punta Gorda, Florida. However, her tragic death — in front of 34 people, during an officer’s demonstration about police use of deadly force — is far from the, unfortunately common, tales of violence by law enforcement. Mary Knowlton signed up to be a student in […] »
Florida Man steals Jaguar to go buy cocaine, ends up getting car stolen
A homeless Boynton Beach man stole his boss’s 2005 Jaguar and drove it to buy crack cocaine. Then, someone stole the car from him, Delray Beach police said. »
Orlando man accused of attacking Pinky the flamingo
TAMPA, Fla. — A 45-year-old Orlando man was arrested in Tampa Tuesday after he attacked a flamingo at Busch Gardens, the Tampa Police Department said. Joseph Anthony Corrao is accused of injuring “Pinky” the flamingo so severely that veterinarians at the park’s Animal Care Center decided to euthanize her. »
Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’
Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’ Well, when you put it that way…. A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home in Largo allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to WFLA.com. The Largo Police Department got a call […] »
Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn
Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn A man in Palm Bay, Florida, says his family feels threatened after vandals used a chemical to burn the racial slur n***** into his front lawn. Courtney Gordon told WESH-TV that someone likely used weed killer to plaster the hateful word on his lawn, which faces the street. […] »
Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A
LARGO, Fla. – It appears a Central Florida man didn’t have an appetite for Chick-fil-A. Derek Foreman, 30, was arrested in the past week after striking his mom at their Largo, Fla., home. Foreman and his mom live together. On a recent evening, she brought home Chick-fil-A. Foreman became upset and head-butted her in the […] »
Donald Lee Hicks rams his Confederate Flag van into black couple while shouting racial slurs
A man is accused of trying to use his Confederate flag-decorated van to take a parking space from an African-American couple. Donald Lee Hicks was taken to Broward jail. His bond was set at $40,000, $20,000 for each count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The weapon, a 1997 Dodge van, bore the Georgia battle […] »
Tampa Mayor jokes about watching reporters ‘cry like little girls’ as he pointed machine gun at them
Last year, Bob Buckhorn stood on a Navy warfare boat and fired blanks from a .50-caliber machine gun as a crowd watched. The Tampa mayor was just “rescued” from his mock captors as part of a military demonstration in Florida. At this year’s Special Operations Forces Industry Conference, Buckhorn talked about that experience and joked about pointing the machine gun […] »
Road Rage: Car runs over Motorcycle near Tampa, Florida
A confrontation near Tampa, Florida, ended with a motorist driving his car over another driver’s motorcycle. The incident was caught on camera by a nearby driver. Let this video act as a reminder to not talk shit to other drivers. Just drive, and be peaceful. »
Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »
Florida Man Shot by Ohio Man During Argument Over Which State has the Best Strip Clubs
Cleveland (WTFF) – A Florida man got shot in the leg at a strip club in Ohio during an argument over which state has the best strip clubs. »
“President Barack Obama Highway” replaces “Old Dixie Highway”
Just to be clear, the WTF element of this story is the racist past of Old Dixie Highway. The “Old Dixie Highway” has been renamed to honor President Obama. This comes at a time when cities across the U.S. are getting rid of symbols that remind people of the racism, slavery and violence of the […] »
Florida Woman purposely defecates in a cop car after being arrested for beating up an old man
Meet Paula Sarkowski, resident of Hernando County, Florida. On November 29, 2015, police showed up at her home on Mitchell Road in Brooksville in response to a domestic disturbance. She said nothing physical happened, but in fact she grabbed a family member by the hair and hit him in the head several times. She dug her nails […] »
More Floridians accidentally shooting people
Tyrone Fields accidentally shot Christina Meagher in the head at the Regency Inn and Suites on Church Avenue while they were having “freaky sex.” During their role play, he forgot to unload the chamber and fired a bullet into her head. Good job Tampa. Source: wtsp.com Right next door in St. Petersburg, a bail bondsman accidentally shot […] »
Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid
Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida. The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his […] »
Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel
This happened in a Cracker Barrel at 200 Hickman Circle in Sanford. Imagine you are sitting down eating typical white American food, engorging your already fat and diabetes-ridden gut with fried lard and sausage, when suddenly… GUN FIRE! Our proud ‘Murican, William Hoback, accidentally fired his gun when it slipped out of the holster. The bullet […] »
Anonymous reveals Kent Guinn, mayor of Ocala, as a member of the KKK
Good ol’ Slowcala: full of meth heads, wannabe-cowboy horse lovers, ghetto thugs, white trash, and clansmen. You can thank Anonymous for the heads up: https://pastebin.com/Yh2muT9r »
Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion
Uttering her contempt by grabbing her breasts and throwing her middle fingers in the air, this Florida woman performs her ritual road-rage dance in front of this dash cam: Her male counterpart rammed into their vehicle while this white trash yee-haw redneck slut steps out to do her silly taunting. She also punched the victim’s […] »
Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula
Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula. Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes […] »
Florida Mom arrested after cops find her child in a dog kennel
Meet Carrie Richburg, arrested for child neglect. This Holt resident was “cursing in a loud voice at unseen persons in trees” when the cops showed up, so apparently she was tripping balls throughout this whole ungracefully tragic Florida drama: This is all started when Carrie got into an argument with her other white trash neighbor […] »
Florida Man tries selling a stolen car back to the owner
Here we have an ambitious young man living in Daytona. At only 20 years old, Devin Hoyt-Thayer came up with a clever way to capitalize on a car he recently stole. Walter Potts, who was the victim of this car theft, received a phone call from Devin who told him he knew where the car was. […] »
Florida Man gets a DUI in his Motorized Wheelchair
They see me rollin’… Meet Ronny Scott Hicks. Age 54. Extensive DUI record. This man was arrested on a bridge in Palm Bay and charged with a DUI… in his motorized wheelchair. This happened in the middle of the night, when the freaks come out. According to the police, he was blocking several lanes of traffic on […] »
Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex
Priorities… This 30-year-old Jacksonville local, Leanne Hunn, was cooped up in a mobile home with her boo thang, 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista. This guy was wanted by the police, who showed up at the trailer park to arrest him. The cops tried getting in for 45 minutes, and even called Leanne on the telephone.. She told the […] »
Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea
This 19 year old Fruitland Park resident, Casey Robert Dean, is in jail after stealing two motorcycles and selling them on Facebook. Allegedly, he stole two dirt bikes from someone’s garage. In a stroke of brilliance he decided to sell them via Facebook post. In the first transaction he got an Xbox 360 and fifty bucks… then […] »
Florida Man is in jail after recording himself having sex with a puppy
Billy Joseph-Edward Taylor is a 25 year old Florida Man. He thought it would be a good idea to email his own personal sex tape to his girlfriend, I guess to turn her on or whatever Florida couples do, but in any case: The video featured Billy Joseph-Edward-I-have-too-many-names Taylor having sexual contact with a young pit […] »
Small plane crashes into trailer park near Lake Worth
This happened in a trailer park near Lake Worth, Florida, just below West Palm Beach. “When I look back at the video it was like, ‘Whoa,’” said Tyron Caswell to the Sun Sentinel newspaper. It appears from the articles that several families were affected and are being helped by Red Cross. Authorities and investigators are […] »
Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend
Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »
SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck
First of all, this is the most laughable form of public transit to date. I’d rather ride a donkey to work. They’re closed on weekends and holidays, have an extremely limited schedule, slow as fuck, overpriced, and most annoyingly of all: there is nowhere to fucking go once you get off the train stops! No […] »
Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle.
Of course this happened in Tampa, the butthole of Florida. This guy actually showed up at a police station in a stolen car, to pick up his personal items that he left in ANOTHER stolen car… yo that’s way too easy for these cops, at least make them work a little… Source: https://www.wtsp.com/ »
Florida Man tells cop his dog was driving
“My dog was driving that car. I ran because I wanted to. You ain’t gonna find no drugs or guns on me.” -Reliford Cooper Quote of the day. Thanks Florida Man. He was found hiding in a church bathroom after driving drunk in good old West Palm Beach. Source: https://ktla.com »
Florida man attacks with a hot sauce bottle in fight over graham crackers
Police say a man threw a hot sauce bottle and knocked his victim unconscious in a fight over graham crackers. This guy, Shawn Thomas, knocked a man out with a hot sauce bottle after he asked for his graham crackers. This Florida Man was not happy about giving up his graham crackers. According to a […] »
Florida Man lights himself on fire for “Facebook Fire Challenge”
Robert Seals was taken to the hospital with second and third-degree burns after he doused himself with rubbing alcohol and dared a friend to light a match and hold it to his clothes. Now this 15 year old is on life support and is being treated for severe burns. Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261922/Florida-teen-life-support-doing-fire-challenge.html#ixzz3oCqvm4Kb »
Florida Man caught masturbating in Burger King
“What? I’m playing with my penis,” is what this 33-year-old West Palm Beach man actually said after being confronted for exposing himself in a Burger King. Have it your way… Source: https://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida-man-arrested-masturbating-burger-king-refusing-stop/ »
Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet
So this Florida Man found a human skull and decided to play with it. Waltzing into a grocery store in south Florida, he kindly entertained the customers with a puppet show. “He was using it as a puppet,” said Nick Pecoraro… “It smelled like death.” Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/09/florida-homeless-man-brings-human-skull-into-grocery-store/ »
Artist Covers Florida House in Aluminum Foil
An entire house in Tarpon Springs, Florida — about 30 miles from Tampa — is covered in aluminum foil. But it’s not a prank — artist Piotr Janowski says it’s a work of art he’s calling “402 Ashland Ave.” Source: https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/artist-covers-florida-house-aluminum-foil/story?id=31416511 »
Florida Woman’s friend mistakes super glue for eye drops
Florida Woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and ends up requiring a doctor to pry her eye open. Hurr durr muh i's. »
Florida Man snaps his wife’s sex toy in half out of jealousy.
This Florida Man beat his ex-wife after accusing her of cheating on him with a sex toy. He was arrested for battery. Read more at: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheating-with-a-sex-toy-843920 »
Brawl in the Deli Aisle – Baldwin Park Publix
Fighting over who gets their sub first? Nah, it was over a shopping cart: When Edwin Colon (gray shirt) was trying to pull into a parking space in the parking lot, a pregnant female was loading her child into her vehicle. After she was finished loading the child into the vehicle, she left her cart in the middle […] »
