Category: News

“Life Insurance Representative” Posts Typo-Ridden Pyramid Marketing Scheme Ad Targeting Ocala Women

Ocala (WTFF) – A grammatically atrocious ad for a pyramid marketing scheme appeared on the Ocala/Marion County Chamber & Economic Partnership website. »

Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination

Umatilla (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida girl has been charged with Criminal Solicitation for Murder after deputies say she paid two different individuals to have parents killed. »

Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor

Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A convict awaiting sentencing threw “urine fluid all over” the prosecutor, police say. »

26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian

Melbourne (WTFF) – As Hurricane Dorian meandered along the east coast of Florida, it launched bricks of cocaine onto our beaches. »

Hurricane Dorian Survival Tips

Another hurricane is fixin’ to slam Florida, so we’ve prepared this handy guide. Follow these tips to stay alive and brave the storm like a true Floridian. »

Hurricane Dorian Headed Towards Florida

Florida (WTFF) – Hurricane Dorian is en route to slam our peninsula this weekend. »

Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber

Ocala (WTFF) – A convicted felon was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison after an investigation revealed that he was in possession of a firearm and ammunition. »

Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy

Deltona (WTFF) – A 9mm Glock was stolen from a bedroom during a sex party in which guests wore masks and used code names. »

Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail

Sebring (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly performing a castration on a willing participant. »

Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man has been accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a Walmart on Friday night. »

Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test

Hudson (WTFF) – A Pasco County man was arrested after deputies say he threw a cup of urine on an acquaintance because he was angry that a drug test came back clean. »

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart

Gibsonton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after crashing his golf cart into a Walmart on Thursday, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. »

Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart

Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – Police have identified a man who allegedly told a Walmart salesperson that he was looking for something “that would kill 200 people.” »

Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late

Manatee County (WTFF) – A Florida man pulled a gun on delivery men because his furniture didn’t arrive on time. »

Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s

St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he pulled a gun on a woman at McDonald’s after she refused to try his vape pen. »

Over 250,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Spill at Wastewater Treatment Facility

Longwood (WTFF) – A broken force main caused around 252,700 gallons of raw sewage to release at a wastewater treatment facility in Seminole County. »

Florida Girl Travels to Yellowstone National Park, Gets Launched by a Bison

Wyoming (WTFF) – A 9-year-old Florida girl was injured after a bison launched her into the air on Monday. »

Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant

Bradenton (WTFF) – A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest gave cops his brother’s name in an effort to avoid incarceration. Turns out his brother was wanted too. »

Anthropogenic Climate Change is Real. Fuck You.

Florida (WTFF) – Deadly climate change is real, and has been exasperated by humans under Capitalism to the benefit of an elite few. »

200 Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Spilled After Pipeline Leak at Mosaic

Mulberry (WTFF) – Approximately 200 gallons of sulfuric acid was released last Tuesday after a pipeline leaked at Mosaic’s New Wales facility. »

Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’

Palm Bay (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing multiple pool floats told police that he has sex with the inflatables instead of raping women. »

Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’

Tarpon Springs (WTFF) – A Polk County woman was arrested for battery after groping a woman in front of her 6-year-old daughter and telling her husband to “go back” to his country. »

Five Guys Fight at Five Guys

Stuart (WTFF) – Five Florida guys were arrested after a fight broke out in Five Guys. »

Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after police say they found him naked with drugs inside a bathroom at Dollar Tree. »

Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover

Bell (WTFF) – A Florida man used a pair of scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife, deputies say. »

Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It

Pensacola (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on battery and arson charges for reportedly leaving his naked wife at the side of a highway after a beach trip and setting her car on fire. »

Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested twice in one weekend for prowling with meth on Saturday, and masturbating in a gas station with coke on Sunday. »

Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida inmate was arrested after reportedly making written threats of terrorism. »

Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside

The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »

Florida Man Shoots at Van After Getting Rear-Ended

Kissimmee (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot at a van while driving on Florida’s Turnpike told authorities that he was trying to get the van to slow down after the driver rear-ended him. »

Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’

Eustis (WTFF) – Two old ladies are internet famous after yelling at a Burger King manager for speaking Spanish to an employee. »

Florida Man Pranks Sleeping 9-Year-Old Girl with Firecrackers

Crestview (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly lighting firecrackers under a sleeping child’s bed. »

Florida Man Tries Stealing Vehicles From Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Release

Land O’ Lakes (WTFF) – A Florida man, after being released from jail, was arrested for trying to steal vehicles from the jail parking lot. »

U.S. Air Force Accidentally Drops Bombs on Florida

Suwanee Springs (WTFF) – The United States Air Force “inadvertently” dropped three “non-explosive” training munitions on Florida after their A-10C Thunderbolt II hit a bird. »

Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’

Perry (WTFF) – A Floridian exercising his right to film governmental officers engaged in public duties was chased out of a courthouse by the sheriff and his deputy. »

Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal

Weeki Wachee (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly pointing a shotgun at a group of kids playing in the canal behind her home. »

Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab

Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a couple misdemeanors over failing to pay for some vodka and pizza, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. »

Pinky the Flamingo’s Attacker Hit and Killed by Truck

Orlando (WTFF) – The Florida man who attacked Pinky the flamingo in 2016 was hit and killed by a truck while crossing the street. »

Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire

Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly running through a Walmart parking lot naked. »

DeSantis against recreational marijuana despite 65% approval

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CNS) -- A group calling itself Sensible Florida has been gathering petitions to force a vote on legalizing recreational marijuana in Florida. »