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WTFF / News / Madness

Category: Madness

Florida Deputy Shoots and Kills Unarmed Gator

Altoona (WTFF) – A group of alligators reportedly chased a 15-year-old Florida girl up a tree on Friday. One of them was shot dead by a deputy. The gator was unarmed. »
Location: Lake
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Alligators, Guns1 Comment
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Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July

Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. »
Location: Brevard
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: America, Fireworks, Florida Man3 Comments
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Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team

Parkland (WTFF) – The home of liberal shill David Hogg was raided by a SWAT team. »
Location: Broward
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Guns, Satire12 Comments
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Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool

Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
Location: Orange
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Anger, Beer, Drunk, Florida Man, Florida Woman, Pools, Racism, RednecksLeave a comment
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Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool

The video “Lady shaves legs in hotel pool” showed up on Reddit in the “Trashy” section. »
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Hotels, Nasty, Pools, Rednecks, Shaving12 Comments
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Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit

The Internet (WTFF) – The user “MENSTRUAL_BLOODCLOT” posted a question to the “legaladvice” subreddit on Friday. »
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Animal Abuse, Dogs, Florida Man, GunsLeave a comment
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No Charges for Teacher Who Drowned Raccoons in Class

Ocala (WTFF) – The State Attorney’s Office announced that no criminal charges will be filed against Dewie Brewton, the high school teacher who made students watch and help as he drowned several animals during class. »
Location: Marion
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Animal Abuse, Brad King, Dewie Brewton, Politicians, Politics139 Comments
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Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man’s claim that his McDonald’s drink was spiked with a Tide Pod went somewhat viral. »
Location: Duval
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Fast Food, McDonald's, Tide Pods5 Comments
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Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert

Lake Worth (WTFF) – A “power outage and zombie alert” message was issued to Lake Worth residents early Sunday morning. »
Location: Palm Beach
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Power Outages, ZombiesLeave a comment
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Trying to Change the Color of his Mood Ring, Florida Boy Lights School Bathroom on Fire

Palm Coast (WTFF) – A 1st grader Florida boy might get suspended after starting a fire in the school bathroom. »
Location: Flagler
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Arson, Florida Boy1 Comment
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No Charges For Tallahassee Boy Shooting BB Gun From Truck Pretending to Shoot “N*ggers”

Tallahassee (WTFF) – A video of a Chiles High School student yelling racial slurs and shooting a BB gun out of his truck window while driving will not result in criminal charges. »
Location: Gadsden, Leon
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Boy, Guns, Racism, Rednecks2 Comments
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Roach Crawls in Sleeping Florida Woman’s Ear

A true Floridian nightmare came true for Katie Holley. A cockroach, one of those “flying, horrifying monsters,” as she describes it, crawled up her ear while she was sleeping. »
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Cockroaches, Florida Woman, Floridians1 Comment
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Florida Man Drives Wrong Way On US 27

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was spotted driving in the wrong lane on US Hwy 27, a divided highway in Clermont. »
Location: Lake
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bad Drivers, Florida Man1 Comment
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Duval School Puts Sexually Explicit Question in Homework

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian found an inappropriate question in his daughter’s homework. Duval county school officials have blamed it on “another teacher in the district.” »
Location: Duval
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Schools, Sex4 Comments
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Florida Man Thinks Wife is Intruder, Shoots Her Twice

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Winter Garden (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally shot his wife because he thought she was an intruder, say Winter Garden police. »
Location: Orange
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Accidental Shooting, Florida Man, Florida Woman, GunsLeave a comment
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Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Three Girls During Gun Safety Demonstration

Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally shot three girls while showing them the difference between a real gun and a BB gun. »
Location: Marion
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Accidental Shooting, Bad Parenting, Florida Man, Guns3 Comments
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Edgy Florida Teen Asks Girl to Prom with Lame Racist Joke

Riverview (WTFF) –  A high school student has stirred up controversy with a sign reading “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom.” »
Location: Sarasota
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Edgelords, Racism, School, Trolls1 Comment
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Florida Man Opens Business Where Customers Can Get Drunk and Throw Axes

Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – A new business is opening downtown that allows Floridians to drink alcohol and throw axes at a wall. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Axes3 Comments
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Florida Man Crashes Motorcycle, Accidentally Shoots Himself

Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle was shot by his own gun. »
Location: Brevard
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Accidental Shooting, Crash, Guns, MotorcyclesLeave a comment
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Trump Supporter Uses David Hogg’s Head as Target Practice

Frank Espinoza uploaded a video of himself shooting a picture of Parkland school shooting survivor David Hogg. »
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Guns, School Shootings, Terrorism, Trump Supporters11 Comments
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Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection

UPDATE: Action Jax News issued a correction to their original reporting on this story. Basically they misreported the entire story, so we’ve removed the article from our site as well. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bad Decisions, Doctors, Florida Woman, Willful Ignorance1 Comment
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Florida Man Accidentally Shoots his Hand with a 9MM

Vero Beach (WTFF) – A man accidentally shot himself in the hand with his 9mm handgun. »
Location: Indian River
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Florida Man, GunsLeave a comment
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‘Suspicious package’ causing evacuations turned out to be a sex toy

Jacksonville (WTFF) – Residents who evacuated their condo because of a suspicious package were relieved and pleasured to find out that it was only a dildo resting firmly inside. »
Location: Duval
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bombs, Dildos, FearLeave a comment
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FIU ‘Instant Bridge’ Collapses Days After Installation

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Miami (WTFF) – The Florida International University pedestrian bridge across Southwest Eighth Street in Miami fell down Thursday afternoon, killing several people and trapping others. »
Location: Miami-Dade
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bridges, Shoddy Work1 Comment
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Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Head while Unloading Gun

Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man is in critical condition after accidentally shooting himself in the head while he was unloading a gun. »
Location: Hillsborough
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Accidental Shooting, Florida Man, Guns, TrampitesLeave a comment
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False positive on field drug test puts an innocent woman in jail for 5 months

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Pasco County (WTFF) – A woman in Florida was jailed for 5 months because of a failed field drug test administered by a Pasco County sheriff. The lab test took 7 months to come back, revealing it was only a vitamin. She was initially charged with trafficking oxycodone. »
Location: Pasco
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Civil Rights, Crooked Cops, Drugs, Innocent1 Comment
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Miami Woman Rides Terrified Horse into Nightclub

A bikini-clad Miami woman rode a horse into Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach Thursday, March 8, 2018. The animal slipped (metal shoes and slick dance floors are not a good combination), throwing her off. Video by Leeza Marie Juelle via Facebook. »
Location: Miami-Dade
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Animal Abuse, Bikinis, Clubs, Drunk, Horses, Thongs2 Comments
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Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast

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Citrus County (WTFF) – Dayanna Volitich suggests Muslims be eradicated from the earth, believes anti-Semitic conspiracy theories … and teaches middle school social studies at Crystal River Middle School. »
Location: Citrus
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Racism, SchoolLeave a comment
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White Supremacist Site Offers Memes to Help Republicans Spread More Nonsense

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“Stop arguing with liberals, Just spread memes,” says the Republic of Florida, a so-called “white civil rights organization.” »
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Racism1 Comment
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Confederate Statue Gets Vandalized in Marion County

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Ocala (WTFF) – A Confederate statue in Marion County Veteran’s Memorial Park was spray-painted with graffiti. »
Location: Marion
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Confederate Monuments, Racism, Vandalism1 Comment
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School Resource Officer Leaves Her Gun in the Bathroom

  Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An elementary school resource officer accidentally left her service weapon in a faculty bathroom. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Guns4 Comments
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Loaded Grenade Launcher Donated to Goodwill

Goodwill grenade launcher
Manatee County (WTFF) – Someone dropped off a loaded grenade launcher with a live grenade at a Goodwill drop-off, which ended up in a Goodwill in Sarasota. »
Location: Manatee
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Guns1 Comment
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Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites

Gainesville (WTFF) – Cory Carnley, the high school student who bragged on Reddit about trying to get an undocumented classmate deported, was kicked out of school, supposedly. »
Location: Alachua
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Boy, Racism, Trump8 Comments
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Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand

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St. Johns County (WTFF) – Some old guy was rescued from Crescent Beach after getting buried in the sand and having a heart attack. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Beaches, Old People, Tourists
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Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog

Jackonsville (WTFF) – A woman accidentally set her home on fire and killed her 13-year-old Chihuahua. »
Location: Duval
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Smoking1 Comment
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Florida Man Parks his Cadillac Escalade in Lake Weir

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Marion County (WTFF) – A man trying to back his boat into a lake ended up submerging his vehicle. »
Location: Marion
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Boats1 Comment
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Casino Shuttle Boat Blows Up

Flames engulf a casino shuttle boat Jan. 14, 2018, in the Tampa Bay area. The boat caught fire near the shore, and dozens of passengers and crew safely made it to land, authorities said. (AP)
Port Richey (WTFF) – A casino shuttle boat caught on fire Sunday, forcing 50 casino-going passengers to jump into the cold Gulf of Mexico. The boat never made it to the offshore casino ship, where gambling is technically legal. »
Location: Pasco
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Casinos, Explosions, Gambling
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Florida Woman Runs Herself Over while Escaping Cat Attack

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West Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida woman ran herself over with her own car while trying to defend herself from a house cat that was attacking her. »
Location: Brevard
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Cats, Crash
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Florida Contractor Sues over Cat Attack, Claims it was a Bobcat

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Tampa (WTFF) – A contractor in Florida says he was attacked by a bobcat inside a woman’s condo, but the cat owner said it’s just a 10-pound regular cat named Calli. »
Location: Hillsborough
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bobcats, Cats, Suing
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Florida Man Moves to Bali, Chases a Monkey, Falls off Roof

Jeff “Swede” Swedenhjelm is a 21-year-old Florida Man from Destin. Several years ago he moved to Bali, but Florida never left him. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Monkeys
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