Altoona (WTFF) – A group of alligators reportedly chased a 15-year-old Florida girl up a tree on Friday. One of them was shot dead by a deputy. The gator was unarmed. »
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Category: Madness
Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. »
Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team
Parkland (WTFF) – The home of liberal shill David Hogg was raided by a SWAT team. »
Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool
The video “Lady shaves legs in hotel pool” showed up on Reddit in the “Trashy” section. »
Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit
The Internet (WTFF) – The user “MENSTRUAL_BLOODCLOT” posted a question to the “legaladvice” subreddit on Friday. »
No Charges for Teacher Who Drowned Raccoons in Class
Ocala (WTFF) – The State Attorney’s Office announced that no criminal charges will be filed against Dewie Brewton, the high school teacher who made students watch and help as he drowned several animals during class. »
Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man’s claim that his McDonald’s drink was spiked with a Tide Pod went somewhat viral. »
Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert
Lake Worth (WTFF) – A “power outage and zombie alert” message was issued to Lake Worth residents early Sunday morning. »
Trying to Change the Color of his Mood Ring, Florida Boy Lights School Bathroom on Fire
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A 1st grader Florida boy might get suspended after starting a fire in the school bathroom. »
No Charges For Tallahassee Boy Shooting BB Gun From Truck Pretending to Shoot “N*ggers”
Tallahassee (WTFF) – A video of a Chiles High School student yelling racial slurs and shooting a BB gun out of his truck window while driving will not result in criminal charges. »
Roach Crawls in Sleeping Florida Woman’s Ear
A true Floridian nightmare came true for Katie Holley. A cockroach, one of those “flying, horrifying monsters,” as she describes it, crawled up her ear while she was sleeping. »
Florida Man Drives Wrong Way On US 27
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was spotted driving in the wrong lane on US Hwy 27, a divided highway in Clermont. »
Duval School Puts Sexually Explicit Question in Homework
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian found an inappropriate question in his daughter’s homework. Duval county school officials have blamed it on “another teacher in the district.” »
Florida Man Thinks Wife is Intruder, Shoots Her Twice
Winter Garden (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally shot his wife because he thought she was an intruder, say Winter Garden police. »
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Three Girls During Gun Safety Demonstration
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally shot three girls while showing them the difference between a real gun and a BB gun. »
Edgy Florida Teen Asks Girl to Prom with Lame Racist Joke
Riverview (WTFF) – A high school student has stirred up controversy with a sign reading “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom.” »
Florida Man Opens Business Where Customers Can Get Drunk and Throw Axes
Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – A new business is opening downtown that allows Floridians to drink alcohol and throw axes at a wall. »
Florida Man Crashes Motorcycle, Accidentally Shoots Himself
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle was shot by his own gun. »
Trump Supporter Uses David Hogg’s Head as Target Practice
Frank Espinoza uploaded a video of himself shooting a picture of Parkland school shooting survivor David Hogg. »
Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection
UPDATE: Action Jax News issued a correction to their original reporting on this story. Basically they misreported the entire story, so we’ve removed the article from our site as well. »
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots his Hand with a 9MM
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A man accidentally shot himself in the hand with his 9mm handgun. »
‘Suspicious package’ causing evacuations turned out to be a sex toy
Jacksonville (WTFF) – Residents who evacuated their condo because of a suspicious package were relieved and pleasured to find out that it was only a dildo resting firmly inside. »
FIU ‘Instant Bridge’ Collapses Days After Installation
Miami (WTFF) – The Florida International University pedestrian bridge across Southwest Eighth Street in Miami fell down Thursday afternoon, killing several people and trapping others. »
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Head while Unloading Gun
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man is in critical condition after accidentally shooting himself in the head while he was unloading a gun. »
False positive on field drug test puts an innocent woman in jail for 5 months
Pasco County (WTFF) – A woman in Florida was jailed for 5 months because of a failed field drug test administered by a Pasco County sheriff. The lab test took 7 months to come back, revealing it was only a vitamin. She was initially charged with trafficking oxycodone. »
Miami Woman Rides Terrified Horse into Nightclub
A bikini-clad Miami woman rode a horse into Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach Thursday, March 8, 2018. The animal slipped (metal shoes and slick dance floors are not a good combination), throwing her off. Video by Leeza Marie Juelle via Facebook. »
Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast
Citrus County (WTFF) – Dayanna Volitich suggests Muslims be eradicated from the earth, believes anti-Semitic conspiracy theories … and teaches middle school social studies at Crystal River Middle School. »
White Supremacist Site Offers Memes to Help Republicans Spread More Nonsense
“Stop arguing with liberals, Just spread memes,” says the Republic of Florida, a so-called “white civil rights organization.” »
Confederate Statue Gets Vandalized in Marion County
Ocala (WTFF) – A Confederate statue in Marion County Veteran’s Memorial Park was spray-painted with graffiti. »
School Resource Officer Leaves Her Gun in the Bathroom
Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An elementary school resource officer accidentally left her service weapon in a faculty bathroom. »
Loaded Grenade Launcher Donated to Goodwill
Manatee County (WTFF) – Someone dropped off a loaded grenade launcher with a live grenade at a Goodwill drop-off, which ended up in a Goodwill in Sarasota. »
Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites
Gainesville (WTFF) – Cory Carnley, the high school student who bragged on Reddit about trying to get an undocumented classmate deported, was kicked out of school, supposedly. »
Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand
St. Johns County (WTFF) – Some old guy was rescued from Crescent Beach after getting buried in the sand and having a heart attack. »
Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog
Jackonsville (WTFF) – A woman accidentally set her home on fire and killed her 13-year-old Chihuahua. »
Florida Man Parks his Cadillac Escalade in Lake Weir
Marion County (WTFF) – A man trying to back his boat into a lake ended up submerging his vehicle. »
Casino Shuttle Boat Blows Up
Port Richey (WTFF) – A casino shuttle boat caught on fire Sunday, forcing 50 casino-going passengers to jump into the cold Gulf of Mexico. The boat never made it to the offshore casino ship, where gambling is technically legal. »
Florida Woman Runs Herself Over while Escaping Cat Attack
West Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida woman ran herself over with her own car while trying to defend herself from a house cat that was attacking her. »
Florida Contractor Sues over Cat Attack, Claims it was a Bobcat
Tampa (WTFF) – A contractor in Florida says he was attacked by a bobcat inside a woman’s condo, but the cat owner said it’s just a 10-pound regular cat named Calli. »
Florida Man Moves to Bali, Chases a Monkey, Falls off Roof
Jeff “Swede” Swedenhjelm is a 21-year-old Florida Man from Destin. Several years ago he moved to Bali, but Florida never left him. »