St. Augustine (WTFF) – St. Johns County Commissioner Paul Waldron caught the coronavirus and went into septic shock after voting against a motion to mandate masks for county employees last week.
His daughter posted on Facebook on July 9 that Waldron “went into septic shock and has many organs struggling.”
“He is currently in the most critical of conditions,” she wrote. “I ask you not to doubt the power of prayer.”
Last week, the St. Johns Board of County Commissioners took up the issue of whether masks should be mandated countywide. One of the motions would mandate masks for county employees. It failed by a count of 3-2, with Paul Waldron voting against it. (Action News Jax)
Waldron represents District 3, which covers the southern half of St. Johns county. (News4Jax)
A virus descends on a large country, and the outbreak soon turns into a pandemic.
As more people are infected, a commissioner from Florida pushes his anti-fact campaign.
By and by, one of his citizens comes up the street with a handfull of masks.
“you might want to wear this, commissioner, the virus is spreading fast.”
“No,” says the commissioner. “It’s a democratic hoax.”
Still the virus spreads.
Now the commissioner is at a buffet, piling food so high that it becomes a balancing act, when another guy approaches him with hand sanitizer.
“Here you go, commissioner. You might want to use some of this hand sanitizer. Better safe than sorry after touching all the serving utensils everyone else has touched.”
Once again, the commissioner is unmoved. “I shall feast uncleaned, tis but a democratic hoax”
After a while the outbreak becomes so sever, leaving your house almost guarantees infection, meanwhile Disney World decides to reopen during the peak of the outbreak.
The commissioner is there, clinging to his all access pass, when a man approaches him.
“Please observe social distancing and stay 6 feet back from the other patrons.”
Once again, the commissioner insists the pandemic is a democratic hoax.
His daughter asks everyone to keep him in his prayers, and interested why, God brings him to heaven.
Predictably, he dies.
The commissioner goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, “Lord, I had tons of cash and I denied every fact that was presented to me no matter the proof, why didn’t you deliver me?”
God shakes his head. “What did you want from me? I sent you a mask, hand sanitizer, and someone to remind you to social distance.”
And then God sends him to hell, lol!
Politicians are learning that one cannot talk away scientific facts.
When the nation’s leading epidemiologist tells us, from information accumulated from around the world by other leading epidemiologists, that masks work – that they are not as good as medical operating room surgical N95 masks and plastic shields – we should listen and heed their advice.
Transmission of airborne virus is reduced by wearing masks.
the power of prayer…how bout the power of masks
Serves him right.
bless his about to fail heart.
Well what goes around comes around and it looks like it had a lot to go around with him.
As punishment send him to Jenny Craig!
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It’s because he’s clinically obese, you moron. His immune system is weakened. He would have the same reaction to the flu or the common cold.
these stories always make me laugh
Hahaha rest in peace you fat retard
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I just don’t understand why people oppose science and yet they believe in a book of folklore. These are the people that are dragging us from progress.
Fat bastard is dead on arrival.
Now instead of spreading covid he can spread awareness. Darwin is smiling.
Please let this be at least be a lesson to him so that he spread awareness instead of just staying silent before people make more meme about him.
They could have stopped septic shock by mono cloning, or blood plasma therapy unless there were other underlining conditions that killed him. This man does not look in good health, and simply going to the doctor for other things he could have picked up the virus.
The so called power of prayer is exactly why this man is fighting for his life. Stop this nonsense about prayer in our public spaces and keep it in your own home if that is your personal faith. Fairy tales have no business in public policy and this man is guilty of putting the public in danger. Out of human decency I feel sorry for him, but I will not submit one more moment to this insanity from people who believe in angels and magic.
How can these people be so stupid.He deserves the karma.⚰️⚰️⚰️
People like him are unredeemable. If he survives, he’ll go right back to owning the libs and adhering to the disastrous policies of President Asshole. So yeah, the only cure for him is death. COVID-19 is God’s answer to Republicans.
It’s either the death cult like him or us, the normal people. And if you can’t see that’s the choice before us now, the only reason is because you don’t want to.
Sucks to be you.
Listen to science!
At the rate of spread in republican states the anti masker trumpians will be culled from the heard. Who will be left to vote for tRUMP??
Not too many Christians in here, apparently. I mean REAL,compassionate and empathic Christians – the opposite of Trumpians!
I wore a mask, did all the right things and got it. Covid 19 is a monster, stay safe, wear the mask, wash your hands and dont touch your face. Praying for all who have it.
This virus needs a host. Had everyone in the country worn a mask, it would have died out in two to three weeks. When you don’t wear a mask, if you come into contact with someone who has it, it will jump to you. It is highly contagious. It’s not about religion or freedom. It’s about starving this virus out. Please, wear your masks. And that means covering your nose and mouth. This virus lodges in the nose, so you are at very high risk to catch it if your nose is hanging out. This is simple science. Don’t give it a host.
Aggressive willful ignorance has its price unfortunately the rest of us a paying for it. Waldron and people like him are dragging us all over a cliff.
“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.“
He is still a human being people. Yea he’s a moron for his thinking but to wish this on someone and enjoy it is just not right. He is someone’s dad, husband and son.
KARMA BITCH
Boo hoo.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I don’t hope he dies. Surviving COVID will leave him with a lifelong reminder. Hopefully, in life, he can pass on the wisdom of experience to others and warn people not to be as stupid as he was.
You are all horrible people! How do you sleep at night valuing human life so little? With so many problems in our country right now you let your politics make you inhuman!
I fucking hope he dies painfully while chocking on his blood-clotted spittle alone with no one around him. See you in hell you disgusting fat pig.
I hope he dies.
Fuck I hope he dies painfully.
Paul should have worn a mask before every meal
Fast food sales in St John’s County are now plunging . Burger King closing one of their restaurants .
“Many of his organs were struggling”
His brain is one of them, but thats unrelated to covid.
Science, physics, chemistry, biology, gravity, the spherical Earth…they don’t give a hoot what “believe”. They are true all the time every time. Religion is superstitious BS. http://www.godisimaginary.com read Proof #7
When he dies we will vote in someone who doesn’t have his/her head up their own fat ass.
What I hope results from Paul’s tragic story is an increased awareness among the Hutt population that the COVID virus is particularly deadly when it infect the Hutt species.
A nominee for the 2020 Darwin Award given each year to the person who needlessly causes their own death as a result of willful ignorance and/or stupidity.
Thank you for your sacrifice for the economy!
If you don’t wear a mask or social distance, you get the chance to see God faster!
He voted against it because nothing has ever lasted 2 seconds in front of that mouth.
‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.
When you refuse to wear a mask to protect fellow Americans YOU ARE NO LONGER AMERICAN.
Got em
Liberal ass holes wishing death upon a person because he didn’t vote the way you like.? You are what’s wrong with America. But don’t worry the communists will have your health in mind when they take over. Fucking Lemmings, greatest generation is followed by the stupidest generation. God help us all.
sweet sweet karma
Bye bye you fat piece of shit. Hopefully covid culls the lot of you ignorant trash.
Haha fucking pure satisfaction seeing people like him get what they deserve for endagering innocent people, good riddance you damn overgrown meatball
Tragic.