Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel

This happened in a Cracker Barrel at 200 Hickman Circle in Sanford. Imagine you are sitting down eating typical white American food, engorging your already fat and diabetes-ridden gut with fried lard and sausage, when suddenly… GUN FIRE! Our proud ‘Murican, William Hoback, accidentally fired his gun when it slipped out of the holster. The bullet … Continue reading Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel