Citra (WTFF) – A Central Florida man is behind bars after admitting to to having sex with a miniature pony several times. »
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Category: Crime
The chronicles of Florida Man and Florida Woman.
‘Priest’ John Bulla Jailed for Knife Threats on Neighbors
Pensacola (WTFF) – A Panhandle man was arrested after reportedly charging at his neighbor and his neighbor’s kids with knives. »
Florida Man Caught Fapping at Water Treatment Plant
This article has been removed. The arrestee was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and their arrest record was expunged after completing all of the requirements of the Mental Health Court. »
Parkland Shooter is now a Registered Republican
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – Nikolas Cruz, the alleged gunman at Parkland High, registered to vote while in jail. »
Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after climbing into a Nile Crocodile enclosure at Alligator Farm and getting bit. »
Florida Boy Strangles His Mom, Buries Her at a Church, Stages Fake Burglary with Friends
DeBary (WTFF) – A 15-year-old Florida boy has been arrested for the murder of his mother. »
Another Cowardly White Republican Goes on Shooting Spree, This Time at a Yoga Studio
Tallahassee (WTFF) – Another shooting spree happened in the United States, which isn’t really news. This time it was at a Yoga studio. »
Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight
Pensacola (WTFF) – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man reportedly broke into several homes looking for a fight. He eventually ran into a fence and knocked himself out. »
Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree
Hudson (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly leaving two small children in a hot car with a bag of meth while shopping at a Dollar Tree store. »
Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests
Gainesville (WTFF) – Thirteen Floridians were taken to area hospitals after consuming “spice.” Four were arrested. »
2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park
These series of arrests were made at Spirit of the Suwanee Music Park during the 2018 Hulaween music festival. The narratives are taken directly from arrest affidavits written by the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office, with quotations around exact phrases. The Live Oak Police Department arrested four people over this weekend, and FHP arrested three, but […] »
Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband. »
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on charges of burglary and exposing sexual organs after showing up naked on the porch of a grandma. »
Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday night after a verbal dispute disturbed the trailer park. »
Naked Florida Man Tries Fighting in Chick-Fil-A Parking Lot
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stripping his clothes off and challenging someone to a fight. »
Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head
Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. »
Bicycling Florida Man Shot During Tattoo Argument
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot on Friday night during an argument about a tattoo. »
Florida Man Catches Felony for Cleaning Up a Dried Plant at the Beach
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested and charged with a felony after cleaning up some weed from a beach in Flagler County. »
Florida Man Caught Fapping in Laundromat Tells Cop it “Helps With His Anxiety”
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man was put in jail for masturbating in public. »
Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested for a wildly romantic romp that took place on a sidewalk in broad daylight. »
Florida Man Attacks Floridian Woman and Her Son Over Twinkie Figurine
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after reportedly attacking a woman and her son over a “Twinkie the Kid” figurine, the mascot for Twinkies. »
Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. »
Deputy Quits after Stealing Commissary Candy
Cleveland, FL (WTFF) – A corrections officer has resigned after getting caught stealing candy from the Charlotte County Jail commissary. »
Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods
Avon Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies found him sleeping inside of a vehicle full of stolen items. »
Priests caught having oral sex in car near playground
Miami Beach (WTFF) – Two Catholic Priests were arrested after being caught in a sexual act with each other in a car near a Miami Beach playground on Monday. »
Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat
Miami (WTFF) – An “illegal” party boat got busted by the feds. »
Florida Man Jailed after Dumping Buckets of Feces and Urine in 7-Eleven
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing a bucket of feces and urine onto the floor of a 7-Eleven. »
Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man who jumped into a canal while fleeing from the cops was forced to swim back to land because of an overwhelming amount of algae. »
Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
Key West (WTFF) – A Republican from Pompano Beach was arrested after reportedly punching a bouncer and kicking a patron while shouting gay slurs at a gay bar on Duval Street. »
Florida Woman Tries Stealing 80-Year-Old Lady’s Car, Gets Tackled by Burger King Manager
Sanford (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been arrested for attempting to carjack an 80-year-old woman at Burger King. »
‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.” 47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm. The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living […] »
Florida Man Runs From Cops, Drowns in Retention Pond
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead after being chased into a retention pond by cops. »
Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly shooting up the home of someone who left a bad review about the restaurant that his roommate’s mother owns. »
Florida Pair Build Drive-Thru Window to Sell Drugs out of their Mobile Home
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida couple has been arrested after police raided their trailer. »
Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy
Brooksville (WTFF) – A bleeding Florida man was arrested on Wednesday after being seen next to a broken window at what used to be Homestyle Buffet. »
Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after showing up at Krispy Kreme and reportedly demanding money and donuts. »
Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »
Florida Man Steals Bike from Goodwill Shopper, Tries Selling it on Facebook for $20 with his Personal Account
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly stole a bicycle resting outside of a Goodwill store and posted it for sale on Facebook using his personal account. »
Judge delays trial for shark-dragging suspects again
Tampa (WTFF) – The two men facing animal cruelty charges in the infamous shark dragging case will have another two months until their next court date. »
‘You’re treating me like a f*cking black person!’: Florida man to cops
Orlando (WTFF) – A white Republican doctor from Florida came to an airport with a baggie of weed and complained that he was being “treated like a black person” while being arrested. »