Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head

Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long.

28-year-old Nicole Swindle was arrested after midnight Thursday.

She’s a bartender at the Last Chance Bar in Holly Hill.

Police say that a customer had been been waiting 30 minutes to get a beer because she was in the bathroom, as reported by WPBF.

She finally came out, and the Florida man said if she wasn’t a drug addict she wouldn’t take so long.

Swindle responded by throwing a beer mug that traveled across the bar and hit that pesky fucker right in the head. He was left with a laceration, a manifestation of his trifling quibble.

The Florida woman was arrested and charged with aggravated battery. Police reportedly found pills on her too, so she caught a drug charge for that.