SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck

SunRail a.ka. SunFail
SunRail a.ka. SunFail

First of all, this is the most laughable form of public transit to date. I’d rather ride a donkey to work. They’re closed on weekends and holidays, have an extremely limited schedule, slow as fuck, overpriced, and most annoyingly of all: there is nowhere to fucking go once you get off the train stops! No taxis, no reliable buses, no rental bikes… SunRail a.k.a. SunFail is a complete fucking waste of tax dollars. As if that wasn’t enough, they want to spend more money to EXTEND the route to the boondocks and COMPLETELY BYPASS THE AIRPORT. What in the goddamn fuck Florida?

Anways, back to the story. This happened on Orange Avenue near Holt Avenue in Winter Park. Basically some Florida fuck PARKED his DUMP TRUCK on the TRAIN TRACKS (nobody really knows why or has asked), and when shithead realized SunFail was coming, he quickly (but not quickly enough) tried to move it out of the way. 8 people were injured and the train was stopped for a couple hours. Good fucking job Florida Man.

Source: www.orlandosentinel.com

Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle.

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Of course this happened in Tampa, the butthole of Florida. This guy actually showed up at a police station in a stolen car, to pick up his personal items that he left in ANOTHER stolen car… yo that’s way too easy for these cops, at least make them work a little…

Source: https://www.wtsp.com/

Florida man attacks with a hot sauce bottle in fight over graham crackers

Police say a man threw a hot sauce bottle and knocked his victim unconscious in a fight over graham crackers.

This guy, Shawn Thomas, knocked a man out with a hot sauce bottle after he asked for his graham crackers. This Florida Man was not happy about giving up his graham crackers.

According to a police report, Thomas also punched another man in the throat when he tried to intervene.

Thomas is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery.

The Palm Beach Post reports the 40-year-old and a 57-year-old victims were taken to a hospital but their conditions were not known.

 

Sources:

https://www.newsherald.com/article/20151010/NEWS/151019979

https://www.pbso.org/index.cfm?fa=blotter

Florida Man lights himself on fire for “Facebook Fire Challenge”

Robert Seals was taken to the hospital with second and third-degree burns after he doused himself with rubbing alcohol and dared a friend to light a match and hold it to his clothes. Now this 15 year old is on life support and is being treated for severe burns.

Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261922/Florida-teen-life-support-doing-fire-challenge.html#ixzz3oCqvm4Kb

Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet

So this Florida Man found a human skull and decided to play with it. Waltzing into a grocery store in south Florida, he kindly entertained the customers with a puppet show.

“He was using it as a puppet,” said Nick Pecoraro… “It smelled like death.”

Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/09/florida-homeless-man-brings-human-skull-into-grocery-store/

Florida Woman’s friend mistakes super glue for eye drops

A Florida woman said she mistakenly glued her eye shut with super glue, but her doctor was later able to pry it open. (Source: WPBF)

LANTANA, FL – A Florida woman said she mistakenly glued her eye shut with super glue, but her doctor was later able to pry it open.

Katherine Gaydos told ABC News affiliate WPBF-TV that she accidentally glued her eye shut after getting debris into her eye last week.

“Something blew into my eye and I screamed for someone else to get eye drops out of my purse and they brought Super Glue,” she told WPBF-TV.

“As soon as I felt it in my eye I felt it burn and I closed my eye and screamed ‘Call 911,’” she told WPBF-TV.

The station said that Gaydos went to her doctor, who was able to pry her eye open after applying anesthetic to her eyelids. She will have to come back Friday to get the glue removed, the station said.

“He said I should get my sight back, and not have permanent damage,” Gaydos told WPBF-TV.

While Gaydos’ injury could make almost anyone cringe, experts say people mistake eye drops and Super Glue all too often.

Dr. Pankaj Gupta, assistant professor of ophthalmology at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio, said he has seen multiple cases where people accidentally glued their eyes shut but that there are simple treatments to help them.

“The first thing I think everyone needs to know is don’t panic,” Gupta told ABC News. The eye cells will slough off and eventually loosen the grip of super glue, he explained.

“There is not a single thing that is permanent that will not slough off on its own,” he added. “In time it will go away.”

Gupta said if someone gets glue in their eye they should see an eye care doctor immediately, but not panic about permanently losing their eye sight.

Gaydos could not be reached for comment.

Source: https://wate.com/2015/10/09/florida-woman-mistakes-super-glue-for-eye-drops-and-ends-up-with-stuck-eyelid/

Update:

It looks like another doctor who actually had a heart decided to give her medical attention, regardless of her lack of insurance.

“It was the same office, but a different doctor,” Gaydos said. “He put Lidocaine above and below my eye and just pulled on it until it finally opened.”

Gaydos said the doctor told her to come back Friday to get the glue scraped off her cornea.

“He said I should get my sight back, and not have permanent damage,” Gaydos said.

Dr. Pankaj Gupta, assistant professor of ophthalmology at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio, said the situation would have resolved itself over time if Gaydos had not received treatment.

“The first thing I think everyone needs to know is don’t panic,” Gupta told ABC News.

“There is not a single thing that is permanent that will not slough off on its own,” he said. “In time it will go away.” …says a rich man with insurance who knows cognitively that his statement is a loaded crock of shit. Does cancer just go away? High blood pressure? 

Goddamit, poor people deserve medical insurance too.