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Category: Screenshots
Milkshake Loss
This “I’m leaving” message was made after we posted this story: Matt Gaetz Milkshaked After Town Hall Meeting Dear Baby Boomers from New York who support Fascist policies (and anyone else who promotes bigotry, cruelty and oppression), We don’t give a fuck about you. Unlike mainstream media corporations who cater to confirmation bias and extract […] »
Out of Shape Officers
Found Iguana
Posted to the Sarasota Lost & Found on Craigslist, with the caption, “Iguana in the Magnolia Pond. Too fast to catch, but if you lost one, it may be him.” »
Cultural Appropriation
Florida Man – ‘Really Smart Guy’
How fucking illiterate are these celebrity kids to need Florida Man’s help on exams? »
Joint Runner
Making White People Look Bad
Florida man shoots self but doesn’t realize it until 3 days later
Drunk White People
WJXT4 – ICE
2 big banana breads
Sent to us by Brandy, with the caption: “Ummmm… Can anyone help this lady out? Lol” »
Florida Cults
Tied Up
Cemetery Boomers
Attention all single Baby Boomers ready to get it on, we’re all meeting at the Cemetery. Be there or be square. »
Florida Thanksgiving
Copious Amounts of Alcohol
Fleshlight in Fort Lauderdale
Cocaine Blew Into My Purse
Good Ol’ Beautiful Florida
Suspended Licenses
Original post on Facebook @TuchElPhelto »
Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami
Cocaine and alcohol are standard in Miami. »
Florida Man Applies to a Job
Actual email to HR reading: “My name is ##### and I applied for ##### and was wondering if me smoking cocaine will effect my application. Thank you” Notice the incorrect use of “effect” rather than “affect,” proving that it’s really Florida Man. »
Missing Honda Odyssey
What kind of work, exactly? »
Facebook is not the place to report crime
They shouldn’t have to say this, but they did. This is Florida after all. »
Florida Man on Concealed Carry
Getting a Driver’s License in SoFla
It’s not like our driving test is even difficult… you just have to drive around in circles in a parking lot then done. Still, fools like this are looking for an even easier way out… »
Pasco County Sheriff encourages Florida people to NOT shoot at Hurricane Irma
This had to be said, because, well, Florida… »
