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Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls

My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »

Florida Kids versus Politicians

This country is upside down, but that puts Florida on top of the contiguous U.S. #NeverAgain #YouthvGov »

Faces Around the World

We On Top

I-4 is the Worst Interstate

most people rejected his message. they hated jesus because he told them the truth. I-4 is not and never will be a functional interstate.

Green Light Delay

Mazda versus Motorcycle

Rick Scott Just Won’t Go Away

Fascinating Creatures

Add Yer Florida Points

Spotting Creatures at the Beach

Florida’s home to a wide variety of creatures. Even if you’re not a zoologist, you can easily identify many of these animals based on their distinct tracks. Print out this handy field guide and impress your friends with your wildlife knowledge! »

Journalism

Everything in our news category is real. Everything we quote from arrest affidavits are written verbatim. We cite all our sources. That being said, we are often completely unprofessional in our condemning and ridiculous descriptions of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Without that layer of psychological protection against the sinister nature of these horrific events, […] »

Move Over Florida

As a general rule of thumb, if someone points a gun at you, they have the right-of-way. If you see a shootout taking place behind you, MOVE OVER and let them pass. Try not to get shot. »

NRA Lobbying for Schools

The NRA is lobbying hard to eliminate the problem of overcrowded classrooms in Florida. More dead kids = less crowded classrooms. Don’t let the liberal media trick you into believing that the NRA doesn’t care about kids and schools. We care more about our profits than we do about the lives of your children, but […] »

People from Michigan

When Michigan sends its people to Florida, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to Floridians and they’re telling us what we’re getting. -WTF Florida Disclaimer […] »

Happy Valentine’s Day

Florida Train Challenge

Blue Balls

Public service announcement to all the young, naïve girls dating a Florida Man: Nobody really dies from blue balls. They’re just trying to guilt you into having sex. The sperm does not “crawl into the brain” or anything like that, as they will try to make you believe. Yes, someone actually said that once. »

Wall

We’re gonna build a wall, and Alabama and Georgia are gonna pay for it. We don’t want any more transplants. Go away. We closed. Vote “WTF Florida” as your new Governor in the 2018 elections. #MFGA #KeepEveryoneOut #GoAway »

Lizard in a Blizzard

♪♫♬ I’m just a lizard who got stuck in a blizzard, we freeze and fall from trees while the humans only shiver… ♬♫♪ Related story: Frozen Iguanas are Falling From Trees in South Florida »

I want you to draw me like one of your Florida girls…

Humidity

No but for real that sh*t permeates your bones. It’s cold. »

Civilized Places versus Florida

Florida’s a special place. Walk into a convenience store and ask for a “rose” and you get a crack pipe. Mention college and the majority of our people will think of sports first (but to be fair, that’s most of the south). And just in case you don’t believe the last one: Florida has the […] »

Publix Parking Lot Guide

Visit Florida Ads

We propose these helpful ads to Visit Florida, in an effort to increase our tourism dollars. Our WTFF News corporate sponsors demand that we do our part to ensure that a fresh wave of tranplants get stuck here every year. Here are the staff picks, please share to save our tourism industry. #VisitFlordia »

Winter Solstice 2017

Love in Florida

All relationships with Florida Man eventually experience a moment like this. »

Eyesore on I-4

The infamous “eyesore on I-4” in Altamonte Springs, near exit 94… »

2017 Christmas Card

Don’t worry about buying Christmas cards this year, we did all the work for you. Share the Florida Christmas spirit via Puddles, the plastered possum from the Panhandle. »

Doc Brown goes to Florida

Does it snow in Florida?

How Florida Man Stays Eternal

Florida Man is suspended in time as a constant in the zaniest headlines. His death and rebirth are continuous and propelled by the same energy that he’s infamous for. As long as the contiguous U.S. has this peninsula in their southeast corner, Florida Man will exist, and WTFF News will be here to report his […] »

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