(11 found)
Category: Haikus
Does it smell like weed?
Probably not the best thing to ask a cop when they ask to search your vehicle… »
Slight Slur
glassy, blood shot eyes,strong odor of alcohol,slight slur when she talked. »
Vomit
Rear Ended
Life without a key
Kayaking
burnt marijuana sweet odor of alcohol all day kayaking. »
Trouble
They are eternal… Florida Man, Florida Woman… Always in trouble. »
Just One Drink
“I had just one drink,” slurred the drunken Florida Man. It was a damn lie. »
Soon
Florida Man is you. You are also Florida Man. An arrest comes soon. »
Fear
Florida Man ain’t scared. yet he fears Florida Woman, as he should, really. »
