(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
County: Union
Union County: #1 in the Country for AIDS, Lung Cancer, and Melanoma Deaths
Union County has the highest rate of HIV/AIDS, lung cancer, and malignant skin melanoma fatalities in the country. Death by HIV/AIDS: 65.67/100,000 deaths Death by malignant skin melanoma: 7.24/100,000 deaths Death by lung cancer: 231/100,000 deaths »
Florida Man Is First To Die Under New Lethal Injection Protocol
A man convicted of killing two people in what prosecutors argued were racially motivated murders in 1987 was executed by lethal injection on Thursday evening in Florida. The execution was the first of its kind on two accounts. This is the first time Florida has executed a white person for killing a black person since […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
