350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus.

OCTOBER 5–In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs, but his getaway was compromised when his pants–containing his ID–“fell off as he ran away,” according to cops who yesterday apprehended the suspect, who had a crack pipe stuffed with Brillo buried in […] »

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’ Well, when you put it that way…. A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home in Largo allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to WFLA.com. The Largo Police Department got a call […] »

Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A

LARGO, Fla. – It appears a Central Florida man didn’t have an appetite for Chick-fil-A. Derek Foreman, 30, was arrested in the past week after striking his mom at their Largo, Fla., home. Foreman and his mom live together. On a recent evening, she brought home Chick-fil-A. Foreman became upset and head-butted her in the […] »