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Drunk Umatilla Man Bicycling at Night with No Lights Attacks Complaining Floridian

Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man who was drunkenly riding his bike with no lights in the middle of the road at night was arrested after allegedly attacking an automobile driver who complained. »

During Traffic Stop, Florida Woman with Full Bladder says ‘F*ck You’ to Cop

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman in a hurry to “go pee pee” was arrested after allegedly getting out of her car and cursing at a cop during a traffic stop. »

Typical Florida Driver Couldn’t Swap Seats Quickly Enough

Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving with a suspended license tried swapping seats when pulled over. »

“High on Faith” and Acid, Florida Man Sneaks into Yacht Club and Looks for “Stupid People”

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly loitering at a Yacht Club and taking clothes from a resident’s car. »

Florida Man Not Really Sure Why He Stole a Pack of Bud Lite

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing beer from a Dollar General told police that he doesn’t drink it anyway and doesn’t “even know why he stole it.” »

Florida Woman Punches Target Security Guard

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly stealing merchandise from Target, striking an employee, and fighting officers. »

Minneola Man Busted with a Black Bear Paw in Kitchen Freezer

Minneola (WTFF) – The FWC arrested a convicted felon who was in possession of handguns, an undersized snook, and a black bear paw. »

Florida Man Tells Cop to ‘Smell His Fingers’ for an Alibi

Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man driving an unregistered car was arrested for several offenses. »

Drunk, Finger Gunning Florida Man Arrested after Trying to Buy Beer

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man who tried to buy beer from a gas station he was previously banned from was arrested. »

Longwood Man Offers Cop a Handjob

Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Florida man who was allegedly driving drunk through Lake County offered the arresting officer a handjob. »

Floridian Tells Cops “you’re not gonna search me,” Gets Searched and Arrested

Fruitland Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was allegedly found with meth and weed during a traffic stop. »

Thanks to Viagra, The Villages is a goldmine of lemon parties. Thanks to alcoholism and Gen Xer, Baby Boomer culture, booze are plentiful. Thanks to the Morse family, this bubble exists in the middle of Florida. The STD rate is actually pretty low in Lake, Sumter, and Marion counties, but The Villagers do like to […] »

The Villages

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, spanning 3 counties in the middle of Florida. They drive golf carts everywhere, from Publix to the doctor to any place that sells alcohol. Happy hour goes on all day, every day. They line dance, twerk, party and get drunk every night on the three main squares […] »

Florida Woman Snoops Through Trash, Gets Caught with Meth

Fruitland Park (WTFF) – A woman wearing a Florida Gators sweatshirt was arrested for possession of meth after neighbors called the cops on her for snooping through their garbage outside. »

Florida Woman Breaks into Couple’s Home, Attacks Woman for her ‘Parenting’

Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly burglarizing a home and beating a woman who lives there. »

Upset with Hospital Wait Time, Florida Man Steals an Ambulance

Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Central Florida man was arrested after stealing an ambulance from a hospital in the world’s largest retirement community. »

Florida woman calls 911 thirty-two times, flirts with cop, asks for ice cream

Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly called 911 thirty-two times in a 24 hour period with no emergency. »

Florida Man Runs into his Burning Mobile Home, Attacks and Flashes Gun at Firefighters

Clermont (WTFF) – A man was arrested after allegedly running inside his burning trailer and assaulting firefighters who were responding to the fire. »

Florida Man Living in Old School Bus gets Busted for Meth and Stolen Dirt Dike

Clermont (WTFF) – Detectives executing an active search warrant allegedly found methamphetamine and a stolen dirt bike at the home of a Florida man, which was an old school bus. »

Central Florida Stick Fight Leads to an Arrest

Lady Lake (WTFF) – Two men were allegedly hitting each other with sticks and poles during a dispute. One was arrested. »

Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner

Paisley (WTFF) – A woman was arrested for allegedly striking her boyfriend because he interrupted sex to check on dinner. »

Florida Man Falls Asleep in Idling Car, Gets Busted for Drugs

Mount Dora (WTFF) – A man was arrested in Central Florida after police allegedly found him sleeping in his car with cocaine and some weed. »

Georgia Man Breaks into an Assisted Living Facility in Eustis, Wreaks Havoc

Eustis (WTFF) – A man from Georgia broke into an assisted living facility in Central Florida, ransacked through garbage, and terrorized the staff and residents. »

Lake Wales Punk Carjacks an Old Man in Front of his Home

Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly carjacking an elderly man. »

Miami Man with ‘No Love’ Tattoo Calls Cops over Baby Mama Drama, Gets Arrested

Leesburg (WTFF) – A man was arrested for domestic battery after an argument with his girlfriend started over a text he received. »

Villager Arrested for Violating a DUI Probation

The Villages (WTFF) – Deputies arrested a Villager who violated a DUI probation originating in Sumter County. »

Magistrate Lets Mount Dora Fine ‘Starry Night’ Home $100 Daily, Indefinitely

Mount Dora (WTFF) – The “Starry Night” mural painted on a home in artsy Mount Dora is further under attack by the city. »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Orlando Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Road Rage Incident

Orlando (WTFF) – A man who got involved in a road rage incident shot him accidentally, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. The two men were stopped near Adela Avenue and Science Drive in Orlando on Sunday. »

Clermont Man Purposely Crashes SUV to Prove Intersection is Dangerous

Clermont (WTFF) – A man who was angry about a dangerous intersection decided to intentionally crash his car to prove how problematic the intersection is. 61-year-old Bruce John Homer told Lake County Sheriff’s Office deputies that he was “frustrated law enforcement wouldn’t crack down on people running through a stop sign at the intersection.” (tampabay.com) »

Lady Lake Man Drowned Toddler Because Wife was Divorcing Him

The Lady Lake man accused of drowning his 18-month-old daughter on Monday told his wife that he killed their child because she was divorcing him, according to an arrest affidavit. Lake County deputies went to Jeremy Main’s home on Redbud Road in Lady Lake on Monday morning and found the toddler dead in the bathtub. […] »

Clermont Man gets caught fapping to porn in car dealership waiting room

Brian Patrick Davis, 47, of Clermont, was arrested Saturday and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs. The incident happened at the Reed Nissan dealership on Hwy 50, just before 10 a.m. »

Mount Dora City Council Wages War Against Van Gogh Mural

Mount Dora is a little town in Central Florida that is well known for its artsy charm. »

Leesburg Electric Bills Go Way Up After Hurricane Irma Outages

All over Florida people are complaining about their electric bills spiking. This would normally be explained by heavy A/C use, but that’s not the case. In fact, most of these residents had no power for a week. Shady practices or an innocent mistake? »

Leesburg Woman says ‘Jesus commanded’ her to tailgate deputy

LEESBURG, Fla. – A Leesburg woman was arrested Thursday after she tailgated a deputy, then told him that “Jesus commanded” her to do so, officials with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office said. A Lake County deputy was driving his patrol car when he noticed a beige Volkswagen within inches of his bumper, according to the […] »

Gun Duel over Sloppy Parking Job ends in One Death – Charges Not Pressed

ASTOR – A shootout that left one man dead and a woman injured Thursday apparently started because of an argument over parking, authorities say. »

Ringtones and The Villages

You haven’t seen true pandemonium until you’ve witnessed the mad fumbling of pocket and purse searching in The Villages when a default ring tone goes off. Suddenly, accompanying the alarm, an orchestra of candy wrappers and groans create a soundtrack to the story of each person desiring to answer their phone. Even the ones who […] »