Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. »
Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
County: Indian River
Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly yelling at people and challenging them to a fight at a Chili’s Bar & Grill on Saturday night. »
Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is “F*ck you, *sshole!”
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested on Sunday evening in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club. »
Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. »
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots his Hand with a 9MM
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A man accidentally shot himself in the hand with his 9mm handgun. »
Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless, legless girlfriend on Sunday and pushed her wheelchair through a Walmart because he wanted to confess. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Woman Spits on Dad, Attacks Cop with an Electric Toothbrush
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after spitting in her dad’s face and hitting a deputy with an electric toothbrush. It all began on October 14. Indian River County sheriff’s deputies responded to a call on 13th place about a man and his daughter. »
Florida Woman swaps barcodes, pays only $3.70 for $1,800 worth of electronics
A Florida woman is accused of paying $3.70 for almost $2,000 worth of electronics after she allegedly swapped barcodes at a Walmart in Indian River County. »
Florida Man Throws Beer at Transplant, Surfs Away from Cops
Indian River County (WTFF) – A Vero Beach man threw a beer can at a transplant’s face and swam away on his surfboard. »
Florida Man Attacks Lawn Mowing Neighbor with a Rake
(WTFF) – A man in Vero Beach was arrested after attacking his neighbor with a wooden rake over a lawn mowing disagreement. It all started in the 2300 block of 12th Avenue. An unnamed man, let’s call him “Friendly Neighbor,” was out living the American dream and driving his riding lawn mower around his yard […] »
Packers Fan Sets Himself on Fire With Flaming Jersey after Losing Bet to Cowboys
VERO BEACH, Florida – A 27-year-old man was rushed to the Indian River Medical Center after suffering second and third-degree burns after watching the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers game in Vero Beach. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office received a call about the incident around 9:00 p.m. Sunday from a home in the […] »
Drunken Florida Man Makes a Hobby out of Threatening Rape and Beheadings
VERO BEACH – Floridians have some strange hobbies. These hobbies get even more strange when alcohol is involved. Runners in Vero Beach got a taste of this adage on Sept. 20, around the Merrill P. Barber Bridge. Michael Girardin is a 62-year-old homeless Florida Man who was pedaling around on his bike while downing copious […] »
Florida Man steals from Kmart, blames Illuminati and fags
A Florida man arrested yesterday for stealing items from a Kmart told police that the “Illuminati made me do it.” »
Florida Man Brings Cocaine to Hospital Patient
VERO BEACH — An Indian River Medical Center visitor was accused of providing a syringe of cocaine to a patient, according to an arrest affidavit. »
Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”
VERO BEACH, Florida – Earlier this morning, the Vero Beach Police Department received a call about a burglary near the Flamingo Laundromat on U.S. Highway 1. As officers arrived, they saw several people in the parking lot of Flamingo Laundry. One man, who was later identified as 28-year-old Mark Edward Pritchard, of Vero Beach, was […] »
Sebastian Man Brings Fish Back To Life To Avoid Arrest
SEBASTIAN, Florida – A man who brought a snook back to life after being caught fishing in closed season was still arrested anyway. »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Old man waves his cane around and drags a table into the street, gets arrested
A Vero Beach man was arrested Thursday on charges of disorderly conduct. Dale Martin Reynolds, 70 years old, was out in the street yelling incessantly and waving his cane around. At one point, he even dragged a table into the street. »
Florida deputy fired after taking naked photos on duty
VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) – A Florida sheriff’s deputy has been fired after authorities say he took partially naked photos of himself while on duty at a county courthouse. Indian River County spokesman Eric Flowers said in a news release that Lt. Macen LeVan was fired July 19. »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Vero Beach Couple Allegedly Argue Over Masturbating In Shower
Woman calls 911 after locking herself in a bathroom in Vero Beach. »
Vero Beach Man Hides in Bushes and Yells Obscenities at Passers-By
VERO BEACH – Imagine you’re a woman walking her 7-year-old child down the sidewalk, when suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes and starts screaming obscenities at you. This scenario became a reality near a Jungle Club in Vero Beach. Indian River County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call about a drunk man yelling […] »
Florida Mom tries to give her 2-year-old son away to strangers at Kountry Kitchen
A Florida woman is accused of abandoning her 2-year-old son in a restaurant parking lot after she unsuccessfully tried to give him to strangers, police said. Amber Warner, 31, approached a couple as they were leaving the Kountry Kitchen in Vero Beach and tried to get them to take her son, who she was carrying, […] »
Man arrested after urinating in mailbox
SEBASTIAN, Fla. (CBS12) — A man from Sebastian is facing charges after he urinated in his neighbor’s mailbox, according to police. The Sebastian Police Department responded to the call on Newhall Terrace on Saturday. According to the arrest report, the victim called police twice on Saturday due to his neighbor, David Bender, playing loud music. »
Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’
VERO BEACH, Florida – On Wednesday, the Central Assembly Of God called the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office to report a man who exposed his penis during their church service in Vero Beach. Christopher James Frey, 48, walked up during the service to the front of the stage and turned to face the crowd of […] »
Florida Man high on flakka tries to break into jail
Florida Man drove his vehicle into Indian River County jail, climbed fence »
Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid
Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida. The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his […] »
Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet
So this Florida Man found a human skull and decided to play with it. Waltzing into a grocery store in south Florida, he kindly entertained the customers with a puppet show. “He was using it as a puppet,” said Nick Pecoraro… “It smelled like death.” Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/09/florida-homeless-man-brings-human-skull-into-grocery-store/ »
Bobcat Nabs a Shark at Vero Beach
Florida Man Drowns on Lawnmower
COCOA, Fla. — A man has died after driving his riding lawnmower into a river in Cocoa on Monday morning, according to Brevard County Fire Rescue. »
