Naples (WTFF) – A 71-year-old man was arrested for threatening and assaulting a woman he met on a sugar daddy website. »
Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her
County: Collier
Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
Naples (WTF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after causing a “disturbance” at an Olive Garden restaurant. »
Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy
“It was a frenzy,” said wildlife biologist Ian Bartoszek of the Conservancy of Southwest Florida. »
Moving day through the Everglades, Florida
Circa 1930–1945 The Tichnor Brothers Collection »
Snake versus Gator
An alligator and a Burmese Python were spotted in a standoff at “The Golf Club at Fiddler’s Creek” in Naples, Florida. Entangled together, they seem to both be determined to kill each other, trapping themselves in an endless and futile battle. Like many of us. »
Florida Bear Smacks a Floridian
Naples (WTFF) – A Floridian got smacked by a bear outside his home. Andy Meunier was taking his dog outside on Tuesday evening, when he turned around and saw a bear hanging out a feet away. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Woman punches woman who complained about stale bacon
Collier County (WTFF) – According to NBC 2, Florida Woman got into an altercation at McDonalds after a customer complained about the quality of the bacon. »
Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
It now appears that two of Florida’s worst environmental issues have joined forces. Invasive Burmese pythons are disrupting the Everglades to the point where mammals are now extremely scarce, and mosquitoes are forced to feed off rats that carry dangerous viruses. A new study published in the journal Biology Letters from the University of Florida […] »
Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Best-Friend of Florida Woman Attack Her Over Snapchat Comment
MARCO ISLAND, Fla. – A Marco Island woman said she was attacked and held at gunpoint in her own home – all because of comments she made on Snapchat. Andrew Kelbe, 20, and Kendall Feehan, 18, face charges of armed burglary and assault after Kortni Mirarcki, 18, of Marco Island said they entered her home […] »
Florida elementary school teacher arrested on meth charges
The teacher was exonerated so we removed this story upon request. »
Florida Man caught rolling a synthetic marijuana blunt allegedly punches off-duty female deputy
A Florida man allegedly punched an off-duty sergeant after being confronted for rolling a blunt in public. »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Bear killed in a car accident, partner found dead near by
Two bears were found dead Wednesday in Collier County. The first was found blocking traffic on Golden Gate Boulevard and appeared to have been hit by a vehicle, according to Michelle Batten, a Collier County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman. Deputies removed the medium-size bear from the road near Max Hasse Community Park in Golden Gate Estates, […] »
Florida Man Shoots Python Eating his Goat
COLLIER COUNTY, Fla – A Florida man is recalling an incident that has gone viral on social media. Scott Dame of Collier County discovered a 12-foot python wrapped around his goat, the snake swallowing the goat’s head. He shot it with his .45 caliber pistol 8 times. »
Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument
A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say. Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week. Burns told cops they were fighting about […] »
Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »
