A judge sentenced a Fort Lauderdale man to life in prison on Thursday after he confessed to disemboweling his girlfriend for screaming her ex-husband’s name during sex. Fidel Lopez, 25, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder and sexual battery to avoid the death penalty, according to WPLG. On Sept. 20, 2015, officers responded to Lopez’s apartment […] »
County: Broward
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
It is perfectly legal for ex-cops to punch you in the face if they’re having a bad day in Florida
Punching random people in the face is a criminal offense… unless you used to be a cop. Here at this Fort Lauderdale Beach hotel, an ex-cop got angry with the fact that valet parking wasn’t free, and punched the valet in the face, knocking him out. No charges were pressed… Fort Lauderdale hotel guest caught […] »
Fort Lauderdale hotel guest caught on camera punching out valet
Employees identified the puncher as ex-cop John Kiernan of New Smyrna Beach. No charges were pressed for the attack. Sign this petition to make your voice heard: FORT LAUDERDALE, FLA. (WSVN) – Surveillance video captured what appears to be a hotel guest punching and knocking out a valet, and the employee said the physical confrontation […] »
Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale
The naked suspect was seen jogging along the streets in the downtown area after a robbery at the Regions Bank along Southeast 3rd Avenue. »
85-year-old Florida Man loses $300K in online dating fraud
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (AP) – Police say a 49-year-old woman swindled a man nearly twice her age out of more than $300,000 after he sought companionship on a dating app. Eighty-five-year-old John Berman was a widow when he joined the dating app and met Nancy Guy. She vanished in 2015 but on Thursday authorities caught […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Florida Man asks neighbors for salt, then holds them hostage with gun and knife
Gunman told 99-year-old neighbor he wanted $50,000 »
15 pounds of frozen Italian sausage crashes down on family’s roof
DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. – A South Florida family is perplexed after recently waking up to a loud thud, only to find that the mysterious sound was several packages of frozen Italian sausage. “It was like thunder, and it awakened me out of a sleep,” Travis Adair said. »
Florida Man Runs Off With Stacks of Lottery Tickets
NORTH LAUDERDALE, Fla. (CBS12) — Deputies in South Florida are looking for a man who made off with cash and stacks of lottery tickets after a robbery. »
Carsurfing in Publix parking lot in Davie, Florida – VIDEO
Let's nominate Davie the new capital of Florida... when the rain gets heavy and flooding occurs, look on the bright side of life, and just ride it out... »
Immunity For Cop Who Raided Wrong Home, Shot Man’s Dog As It Ran Away
A Florida police officer responsible for killing a man’s dog after he entered the wrong apartment in a botched raid committed no rights violations and is entitled to immunity, a federal court has ruled. According to a federal lawsuit, Officer Michael McBride was one of six Hollywood police officers and two Broward Sheriff’s deputies that […] »
Rogue Spider Causes Florida Woman to Crash her Car into a Pole
COOPER CITY, FL — A Florida woman’s Tuesday morning commute took an unusual turn when she happened to spot a hitchhiking spider perched atop a web above her head. When that spider decided to scale down its silk and land on her leg, things took a dangerous turn. »
Florida Man Who Blamed Big Penis For Girlfriend’s Death Acquitted
Patterson’s lawyers filed a motion to show his penis to the jury to prove that she accidentally choked on it during oral sex. »
Donald Lee Hicks rams his Confederate Flag van into black couple while shouting racial slurs
A man is accused of trying to use his Confederate flag-decorated van to take a parking space from an African-American couple. Donald Lee Hicks was taken to Broward jail. His bond was set at $40,000, $20,000 for each count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The weapon, a 1997 Dodge van, bore the Georgia battle […] »
Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula
Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula. Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes […] »