It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Florida Man collects 13,000 Princess Diana items

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A 36-year-old piece of cake, a signed photo of John Travolta, resort keys and a used bar of soap. These are items proudly owned by a 44-year-old Florida man who has been collecting memorabilia of Princess Diana for most of his life. John Hoatson’s home in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, is filled with more than 13,000 […] »

Florida Man uses White Nationalist Flag to Attack a Costa Rican

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Hollywood, FL: In this video, a man is seen holding a hybrid of the Confederate Battle Flag and The Black Cross of Southern Nationalism. The latter flag’s design was stolen from Saint Andrew’s Cross (Celtic/Christian) and repurposed by America’s neo-racists, like the ones that showed up in Charlottsville. According to League of the South, a […] »

Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide

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Authorities say a Florida police SWAT team shot and killed an armed woman who had been threatening suicide. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says a Sunrise Police SWAT team went to an apartment Friday where an armed woman had barricaded herself inside and was threatening to kill herself. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Veda Coleman-Wright said in a […] »

Toe Truck

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Oh Florida, you never disappoint… Video credit: Carly Olszewski (Fort Lauderdale) Title credit and comment of the day award winner: »

Florida man stops to have sex during burglary

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A Florida man felt that the most opportune time to engage in a sexual act was in the middle of a burglary. Surveillance footage shows the man backing his truck into a parking lot at Twin Lakes Pool and BBQ in Cooper City on July 27, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. The man briefly […] »