License plate reading “BDSM DOM” spotted on a car advertising a Fort Lauderdale computer business. »
County: Broward
Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A convict awaiting sentencing threw “urine fluid all over” the prosecutor, police say. »
Hell Yeah Brother, I Eat Ass
Photographed in Fort Lauderdale on A1A heading north, right before Las Olas. The billboard references our Florida hero, Dillon Webb, who bravely got arrested for writing “I eat ass” on his pickup truck. »
Measles Contracted in Pasco County
Pasco County (WTFF) – A third case of the measles in Florida has been confirmed. »
Iguana Rescued From Fort Lauderdale Toilet
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A Florida man dialed 911 after opening his toilet lid and finding a lizard inside the bowl. »
Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler
Pompano Beach (WTFF) – A Florida boy who thought it would be a good idea to crawl inside of a locking cooler has prompted a voluntary product recall. »
Sinkhole Reveals Tunnel Heading Towards Bank
Pembroke Pines (WTFF) – A sinkhole led to the discovery a tunnel leading towards a Chase bank. »
Florida Woman Farts at Dollar General, Pulls Knife on Offended Shopper
Dania Beach (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly farting at Dollar General and pulling a knife on a Florida man who complained about it. »
MAGA Bomber’s Van
Kavanaugh Refuses to Shake Parkland Dad’s Hand
Fred Guttenberg, the father of Jaime Guttenberg who was killed in the shooting in Parkland, Fla., left, tries to shake hands with Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee., Brett Kavanaugh, right, during a lunch break. Kavanaugh did not shake his hand. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik) »
Florida Man Loses Finger in Fireworks Accident, Another Gets Burnt
Pompano Beach (WTFF) – Another 4th of July fireworks oops ended with two Florida men going to the hospital. »
Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident
Lauderhill (WTFF) – Another Florida man blew off part of his hand playing with fireworks on the Fourth of July. »
Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion
Broward County (WTFF) – Dedrick Devonshay Williams of Pompano Beach was arrested on Wednesday and has been charged with murder. »
Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team
Parkland (WTFF) – The home of liberal shill David Hogg was raided by a SWAT team. »
David Hogg Got Swatted
Parkland (WTFF) – Somebody called the cops and said that David Hogg was inside his own home with a gun, resulting in the SWAT team busting in. »
Fleshlight in Fort Lauderdale
Parkland teacher left his loaded gun in a public bathroom
Deerfield Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally left his loaded handgun in a public bathroom stall. »
Broward County
Active Shooter Situation Reported at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School
Parkland (WTFF) – Broward Sheriff’s reported an active shooting situation at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland. »
Florida Man Steals $1,000 worth of Video Games in Armed Robbery
Boca Raton (WTFF) – A repeat offender thief was arrested after stealing $1,000 worth of video games from a GameStop at gunpoint. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Man Tries to Rob a Floridian at Walgreens
Weston (WTFF) – An armed robbery at Walgreens was thwarted by an employee who simply stared at the gunman until he walked away. »
Florida Woman Tries Ordering French Fries at Taco Bell
Oakland Park (WTFF) — A woman in Florida walked into an Oakland Park Taco Bell and ordered french fries. Tyler John posted a video to Facebook with the caption “Seriously this just happened. Have it your way?” This took place in the Taco Bell at 593 E Oakland Park Blvd, Oakland Park, FL 33334. »
Fort Lauderdale Sunbathers [NSFW]
This pic was sent to us by Jeff V, with the comment “Ft Lauderdale beach los olas….probably Euros.” »
Florida Woman Cop Accidentally Tazes 10-Year-Old During Gun Safety Lesson
Plantation, FL (WTFF) – A police officer accidentally tazed a 10-year-old boy while giving him and his brother a lesson on the dangers of guns. »
Reality TV Actor Tyga tries to Buy a Bengal Tiger
Money makes stupid people do stupid things. So, when fake rapper Tyga got the impulse to buy a real tiger, he called “Nick the Wrangler” to make it happen. »
Racist Idiot Screams “Nothing but a n*gger” at Black Servicewoman
A young Army servicewoman was chased down and verbally assaulted by a racist motorist yesterday. The man screamed racial slurs and told her to kill herself for being black and serving in the military. »
Florida Man Masturbates at Panera Bread
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Thursday, months after he was seen masturbating at a Panera Bread in Pembroke Pines, authorities said. Anthony Walker, 49, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge. »
Florida Man collects 13,000 Princess Diana items
A 36-year-old piece of cake, a signed photo of John Travolta, resort keys and a used bar of soap. These are items proudly owned by a 44-year-old Florida man who has been collecting memorabilia of Princess Diana for most of his life. John Hoatson’s home in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, is filled with more than 13,000 […] »
Arrest Made After Hurricane Irma Threesome Turned Deadly
A South Florida man who invited two other men over to have sex with him as Hurricane Irma pummeled the state, was killed by one of them, police said. »
Good Samaritan fatally shot while helping elderly man in Florida
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (AP) — A Broward County gunman fatally shot a good Samaritan who had confronted him for yelling at an elderly man who was cutting the grass. »
Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call
TAMARAC, Fla. (CBS12) — Authorities say a drunk man tried to steal a Tamarac Fire Rescue truck while the crew responded to an emergency call. »
Florida man falls to death installing storm shutters ahead of Hurricane Irma
DAVIE, Fla. – The first Hurricane Irma-related death to be reported in South Florida happened Thursday in Davie, authorities said. Davie police said a 57-year-old man died after falling off a ladder while putting up shutters at a home in the Shenandoah area. “I never seen anything like that in my life, though. So, it’s […] »
Florida Man arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart parking lot
A homeless Broward County man was arrested over the weekend after authorities alleged he ran naked and intoxicated through the parking lot of a West Palm Beach Wal-Mart. »
Florida Man uses White Nationalist Flag to Attack a Costa Rican
Hollywood, FL: In this video, a man is seen holding a hybrid of the Confederate Battle Flag and The Black Cross of Southern Nationalism. The latter flag’s design was stolen from Saint Andrew’s Cross (Celtic/Christian) and repurposed by America’s neo-racists, like the ones that showed up in Charlottsville. According to League of the South, a […] »
Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
Authorities say a Florida police SWAT team shot and killed an armed woman who had been threatening suicide. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says a Sunrise Police SWAT team went to an apartment Friday where an armed woman had barricaded herself inside and was threatening to kill herself. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Veda Coleman-Wright said in a […] »
Toe Truck
Oh Florida, you never disappoint… Video credit: Carly Olszewski (Fort Lauderdale) Title credit and comment of the day award winner: »
Floridian defends herself against a racist woman
This video (which was later deleted) came from a Facebook post by someone named “Austin,” who captioned it with the following: Ok so lady in the blue sundress said something super racist about how “you know these Haitians” and sis in the gray was not having it. She then lied to the police and said […] »
Florida man stops to have sex during burglary
A Florida man felt that the most opportune time to engage in a sexual act was in the middle of a burglary. Surveillance footage shows the man backing his truck into a parking lot at Twin Lakes Pool and BBQ in Cooper City on July 27, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. The man briefly […] »
Pompano Beach Firefighters Lose Their Jobs over Racist Noose Threat
One firefighter recruit has been fired and three others resigned because of a noose found hanging over a black firefighter’s seat, Pompano fire officials say. An investigation into the noose, which was found at the Pompano Beach Fire Training Center, concluded Wednesday. »