Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a fellow Krispy Kreme employee’s boyfriend. »
Krispy Kreme Employee Reportedly Stabs Coworker’s Boyfriend After Lambasting Her Doughnut-Making Skills
County: Alachua
Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests
Gainesville (WTFF) – Thirteen Floridians were taken to area hospitals after consuming “spice.” Four were arrested. »
Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after showing up at Krispy Kreme and reportedly demanding money and donuts. »
Florida transient to Gainesville NAACP President: “I’m going to hang your n*gger ass”
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida transient was arrested on Thursday for a couple death threats he made back in 2016. »
After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. »
Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
Gainesville (WTFF) – Twenty-four new guns are on the street today, thanks to 77-year-old Lola Brady, 63-year-old Joe Caruso, and a couple of robbers. »
Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after inhaling an air duster and trying to drive away from police. »
Lifted BMW with Truck Tires
Spotted in Gainesville by Jason M. »
Naked Florida Man Arrested for “Waffle Spanking” his Son
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was accused of improperly touching a child while naked. »
Black History Month Worksheet in a Florida School
So, this rather confusing worksheet was handed out to students at Idylwild Elementary in Alachua County… »
Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites
Gainesville (WTFF) – Cory Carnley, the high school student who bragged on Reddit about trying to get an undocumented classmate deported, was kicked out of school, supposedly. »
Road Raging Florida Man Points Gun at Another Car
Gainesille (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested for a road rage incident Monday morning after police say he pulled a gun on a driver then threatened a police officer. »
Alachua County Sheriff’s Deputy Fired for Stealing $9,900 in Cash
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Sheriff Deputy working for Alachua County’s regional drug task force is accused of stealing $9,900 in cash that was part of an investigation. »
Florida Man and his Buddy get Busted with Weed, Handgun, and a Grenade
Gainesville (WTFF) – Two men were arrested after a traffic stop revealed a 9mm Taurus handgun, a little weed, and a hand grenade. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Mystery substance on hospital bed looks and smells like poop
Gainesville (WTFF) – A customer at UF Health Shands Hospital found what seems to be feces on her bed and was told by two staff members that it was “rust.” »
Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar
(WTFF) – A Gainesville woman was arrested Monday after using a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer to attack a nightclub bouncer. »
Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”
Residents at Spyglass Apartments in Gainesville got some excitement Wednesday afternoon, when Alex Doane was arrested for arson. He lives there in the student housing with his roommate. Since Florida’s full of undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenics, it’s only a matter of time before something really crazy happens. »
Florida bears becoming more active as winter nears
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Florida officials are reminding rural residents that bears are becoming more active as they try to add calories in preparation for winter. »
Florida Man pulls a shotgun on wife and friends for “not having his back” during arrest
A Newberry man was arrested after threatening to kill his wife and their visitors, according to an Alachua County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. This man also beat a Hispanic man in November 2016 while yelling, “This is for Donald Trump!” and “Let’s Trump down!” »
Florida Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money
When officers arrived, they found him at the KFC with the bag of money, and he told police he had robbed the bank. »
Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back
Tucked away in the country side of Gainesville there is a village called Grace Marketplace. The establishment provides respite to the homeless; acting as a shelter of sorts during harsh weather, feeding those who are hungry, and providing mental health care to victims of Florida. »
Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) – Police say a Florida woman invited the father of her 4-year-old daughter to join her for “one last drug binge” before she entered a rehab program. »
Shirtless Micanopy Man threatens parents with rifle and dead possum
“Get off my road!” he yelled at parents outside a school waiting to pick up their kids. »
UF Prepares for White Nationalist Leader
The University of Florida is coordinating with local and state law-enforcement officials in anticipation of the potential appearance in Gainesville of a white nationalist leader affiliated with this weekend’s deadly confrontation in Charlottesville, Va. UF President Kent Fuchs sent an email to staff this weekend, alerting them that National Policy Institute President Richard Spencer, who […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Florida Man Breaks Into Clubhouse, Steals Property, and Defecates in Shower
A Gainesville man was charged with burglary and larceny after sheriff’s deputies say he broke into a clubhouse, stole property and defecated in a shower. Benjamin Ryan Hogan, 18, burglarized a Meadowbrook clubhouse, on Northwest 105th Boulevard, on July 4, according to an Alachua County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. »
Florida Man Crashes Lexus into Lowe’s, Begins Cutting Lumber
A man who drove his car into the back of the Butler Plaza Lowe’s Home Improvement store and then sawed lumber inside the store Thursday morning was subdued by Gainesville police officers after a struggle. »
Gainesville woman gets butt lift after stealing money from city
![A Gainesville city report released June 14, 2017, said Natwaina Clark stole $93,000 from the city of Gaineville, using $8,500 to get a butt lift. [Alachua County Sheriff's Office]](https://wtfflorida.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Natwaina-Clark.jpg)
GAINESVILLE — A Florida city says a former employee stole money to get a butt lift. The 33-year-old Clark also used city money for her cable television bill, food, highway tolls, a television and other expenses. »
‘This is for Donald Trump’: White man repeatedly punches Hispanic worker in the back of the head
A white Florida man has been charged with battery after he was accused of punching an Hispanic man in the back of the head “for Donald Trump.” »
