About: Sonny Soleil

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Florida makes me say 'what the fuck' a lot so I decided to work for WTF Florida. I was edumacated in Florida, where I learned how to write and shit. All my life I've dreamed of being a journalist. Now that dream is a reality. Sonny Soleil, reporting in for WTFF News: Fuckery you can count on.

Articles posted by Sonny Soleil:

• You from Florida?, 06 Jun 2021 in Random Memes
• Senior Citizens Strong-Arm Their Way into Starbucks Drive-Thru in The Villages, 06 Jun 2021 in Madness
• Run Zig Zag, 04 Jun 2021 in Random Memes
• Anti-Masker Pulls Gun On Walmart Shopper, 16 Jul 2020 in Crime
• Schools Equal Walmart, 14 Jul 2020 in Random Memes
• Florida Schools and Coronavirus, 14 Jul 2020 in Random Memes
• Florida Takes First Place in U.S. Coronavirus Cases, 14 Jul 2020 in Health
• Coughing Contest, 10 Jul 2020 in Random Memes
• Florida Beaches in the Coronavirus Epoch, 10 Jul 2020 in Random Memes
• Commissioner who Voted Against Masks in Critical Condition with COVID-19, 10 Jul 2020 in Madness
• Florida Woman who claims “Mask Nazi’s need to back off” already caught coronavirus, 10 Jul 2020 in Memes&Original Memes
• Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady, 10 Jul 2020 in Madness
• Florida emerges as world’s new epicenter for COVID-19, 08 Jul 2020 in Headlines
• Walmart Coronavirus, 22 May 2020 in Photos
• Worker Forced to Resign after Refusing to Censor Coronavirus Data, 22 May 2020 in Madness
• Florida Man Intentionally Coughs on Retail Employee, Complains Social Distancing is ‘Getting Out of Hand’, 08 Apr 2020 in Crime
• Tiger King, 03 Apr 2020 in Random Memes
• Coronavirus Quarantine, 02 Apr 2020 in Random Memes
• Florida Considers On-Site Religious Services an ‘Essential Activity’ During COVID-19 Quarantine, 02 Apr 2020 in Crime
• Fake Rednecks Vs. Real Rednecks, 18 Mar 2020 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Masturbates to Porn in Library, 18 Mar 2020 in Crime
• Thinking Sucks, 29 Feb 2020 in Original Memes
• Burglars Arrested, One Tries Hiding in Gopher Tortoise Hole, 29 Feb 2020 in Crime
• Florida Man Dumps Bucket of Cow Manure on Victim, 29 Feb 2020 in Crime
• Tampa Pastor Says He Will Cure Coronavirus, But Only in America, 28 Feb 2020 in Madness
• Riding Lawn Mower Pulling Push Lawn Mower, 22 Feb 2020 in Photos
• Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her, 22 Feb 2020 in Crime
• Florida Man Accidentally Kills Himself Playing With Gun Waiting for Haircut, 22 Feb 2020 in Madness
• Florida Man Pulls Gun on Drive-Thru Honker, 21 Feb 2020 in Crime
• Assault Balloon Causes Panic, Injuries at Mall, 15 Oct 2019 in Madness
• Oil Company Propaganda, 15 Oct 2019 in Random Memes
• Seeking, 14 Oct 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Woman Goes on Racist Rant After Teen Drops Gum Wrapper in St. Petersburg, 14 Oct 2019 in Madness
• Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth, 14 Oct 2019 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot, 13 Oct 2019 in Crime
• Miami Cop Under Investigation After Fake Arrest of Lingerie-Clad Women, 08 Oct 2019 in Madness
• Meth Home, 30 Sep 2019 in Photos
• Florida Orientation, 30 Sep 2019 in Random Memes
• Assistant Principal Reportedly Asked For Arrest of 6-Year-Old, Disputes Claim, 26 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard, 26 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Weather Report – September 26, 2019, 26 Sep 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida City Stereotypes, 25 Sep 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Ranked Worst in Nation Comparing Wages to Cost of Living, 25 Sep 2019 in The State
• Knife-Wielding Florida Teen Chases Grandpa After Being Denied More Tomatoes at Dinner, 25 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Arrested After Bringing a Knife to a Shovel Fight, 25 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Protect Ginnie Springs from Nestlé, 25 Sep 2019 in Editorial
• 6-Year-Old Arrested for Tantrum, 24 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Testicles, 24 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Topless Florida Woman Bicycling Down Center of Highway Arrested for Stealing Flip Flops, 22 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Mother of Convicted Animal Abuser Issues Defensive Statement, 20 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Republican Mayor Finally Realizes ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Aren’t Working, Then Proposes Disarming the Proletariat, 20 Sep 2019 in Politics
• BDSM DOM License Plate, 19 Sep 2019 in Photos
• 1819, 19 Sep 2019 in Random Memes
• Obsolete pop rock band Trapt aims to perform free concert in Central Florida amidst controversy, 19 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests, 19 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Accused of Spying on Bathing Woman, 14 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car, 13 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Final Defendant in Shark Dragging Case Will Serve 10 Days in Jail, 12 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Homeless Florida Man’s Delusional Vandalism Spree Makes Great Headlines, 12 Sep 2019 in Crime
• “Life Insurance Representative” Posts Typo-Ridden Pyramid Marketing Scheme Ad Targeting Ocala Women, 11 Sep 2019 in Madness
• Sir Gus, 10 Sep 2019 in Photos
• Gassing Up Home Depot Buckets, 10 Sep 2019 in Photos
• Hitman Accepting Debit Card, 10 Sep 2019 in Original Memes
• Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination, 10 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Florida Airports, 09 Sep 2019 in Random Memes
• Hate from all sides, 09 Sep 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor, 06 Sep 2019 in Crime
• Glock Ness Monster, 06 Sep 2019 in Random Memes
• Get Out, 05 Sep 2019 in Screenshots
• 26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian, 05 Sep 2019 in Good News
• Florida Man Goes Sail Surfing as Hurricane Dorian Approaches, 04 Sep 2019 in Photos
• Circle K Delivery Guy Wears a Nazi Schutzstaffel Rebel Flag Shirt, 02 Sep 2019 in Photos
• Making a Right Turn in West Palm, 31 Aug 2019 in Videos
• Chans, 30 Aug 2019 in Random Thoughts
• SpongeBob Evacuates, 30 Aug 2019 in Photos
• Publix Made a Hurricane Dorian Cake, 29 Aug 2019 in Photos
• Hurricane Dorian Survival Tips, 29 Aug 2019 in Nature
• Water Section in Walmart Before Hurricane Dorian, 29 Aug 2019 in Photos
• Hurricane Dorian Headed Towards Florida, 28 Aug 2019 in Nature
• Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber, 27 Aug 2019 in Crime
• America vs. Florida, 26 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• Gator Infested Water, 25 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• Cop Car in Swamp, 25 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy, 21 Aug 2019 in Crime
• Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail, 21 Aug 2019 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter, 21 Aug 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test, 20 Aug 2019 in Crime
• American Retailers, 19 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• WTF Florida Banned from Facebook Again, 10 Aug 2019 in Information
• Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart, 09 Aug 2019 in Crime
• Kill 200 People, 09 Aug 2019 in Original Memes
• Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart, 09 Aug 2019 in Madness
• 30-50 Feral Gators, 08 Aug 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Turn off the TV, 08 Aug 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late, 08 Aug 2019 in Crime
• Firearms aren’t the cause of violence., 08 Aug 2019 in Information
• Florida Dad Gets a Dog, 07 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Man is Dead, 06 Aug 2019 in Information
• Drink More Water, 05 Aug 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s, 30 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Ignore Trolls, 25 Jul 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Over 250,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Spill at Wastewater Treatment Facility, 25 Jul 2019 in Nature
• Florida Girl Travels to Yellowstone National Park, Gets Launched by a Bison, 24 Jul 2019 in Madness
• Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant, 24 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Anthropogenic Climate Change is Real. Fuck You., 23 Jul 2019 in Nature
• Horse on Combee Rd., 23 Jul 2019 in Photos
• 200 Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Spilled After Pipeline Leak at Mosaic, 23 Jul 2019 in Nature
• Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’, 22 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’, 22 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Five Guys Fight at Five Guys, 19 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin, 18 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover, 17 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Power Rangers, 17 Jul 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It, 16 Jul 2019 in Crime
• 7/11 Crackheads, 15 Jul 2019 in Random Memes
• Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke, 15 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks, 13 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside, 12 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Moving a Television via Motorcycle, 12 Jul 2019 in Photos
• Family Vacation in Florida, 12 Jul 2019 in Original Memes
• Dildo Versus Gator, 12 Jul 2019 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Shoots at Van After Getting Rear-Ended, 11 Jul 2019 in Crime
• When cops have quotas like car salespeople, you know our society’s fucked., 11 Jul 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’, 10 Jul 2019 in Madness
• Florida Man Pranks Sleeping 9-Year-Old Girl with Firecrackers, 08 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries Stealing Vehicles From Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Release, 03 Jul 2019 in Crime
• U.S. Air Force Accidentally Drops Bombs on Florida, 02 Jul 2019 in Madness
• Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’, 01 Jul 2019 in Madness
• Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal, 01 Jul 2019 in Crime
• Polk County Dog Cage, 01 Jul 2019 in Photos
• Street Reporters, 28 Jun 2019 in Site Updates
• Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab, 27 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Jacked Up Mustang in Jacksonville, 27 Jun 2019 in Photos
• Van For Sale, 27 Jun 2019 in Photos
• War on Drugs, 27 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Pinky the Flamingo’s Attacker Hit and Killed by Truck, 26 Jun 2019 in Madness
• Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire, 25 Jun 2019 in Crime
• DeSantis against recreational marijuana despite 65% approval, 25 Jun 2019 in Politics
• Florida > ‘Murka, 24 Jun 2019 in Original Memes
• Barefoot in a Pasco County Publix, 24 Jun 2019 in Photos
• Venice Coyote, 24 Jun 2019 in Videos
• Summer Solstice 2019, 21 Jun 2019 in Original Memes
• The Role of Corporate News Media, 21 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• 2019 Orlando Trump Rally Aftermath, 20 Jun 2019 in Videos
• Terms of Use in a Nutshell, 11 Jun 2019 in Information
• Cruisin’ Raccoon, 07 Jun 2019 in Videos
• Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone, 07 Jun 2019 in Health
• Florida Man Found Hiding Naked in a New York Chicken Coop, 06 Jun 2019 in Crime
• TRAFFIC ADVISORY: everyone on the road is a fucking idiot, so watch out., 05 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Package Deal, 05 Jun 2019 in Photos
• Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With Ketchup, 05 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly, 05 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Pair try stealing from ATM using blow torch, weld it together instead, 04 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Stabbing Drinking Game Lands Florida Woman in Jail, 04 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Trolls 911 While Fleeing Cops, 04 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Surviving Summer With No A/C, 04 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Corporations During Pride Month, 04 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Scrub-Jay, 04 Jun 2019 in Original Memes
• Milkshake Loss, 03 Jun 2019 in Screenshots
• Matt Gaetz Milkshaked After Town Hall Meeting, 03 Jun 2019 in Politics
• When life gives you Florida, make headlines, 03 Jun 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Woman Burns Her Dad’s Home Down After Being Denied Cigarettes, 03 Jun 2019 in Crime
• California, Florida and Alabama, 03 Jun 2019 in Random Memes
• Man in Pickup Truck Hits and Kills Dog After ‘Intentionally’ Swerving Towards Him, 03 Jun 2019 in Crime
• Welcome to Florida, I will be your trusty guide, 02 Jun 2019 in Original Memes
• Octopus Haircut, 02 Jun 2019 in Photos
• Gator Captured After Burglarizing Home, 31 May 2019 in Nature
• Florida Woman Reportedly Whips Her 26-Year-Old Stepson For Coming Home Late, 31 May 2019 in Crime
• Summer 2019, 30 May 2019 in Information
• Florida Man Hits Mom with Corn on the Cob, 29 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Woman Pair Attack Burger King Employee After Being Denied Free Fries, 29 May 2019 in Crime
• Partisan, 29 May 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Hell Yeah Brother, I Eat Ass, 29 May 2019 in Photos
• ‘Boycott NFL’ Truck with Football Hanging from Noose, 29 May 2019 in Photos
• Florida Man Trespassing at McDonald’s Tells Cop He ‘Should Be Arresting Scumbags in Pine Hills’ Instead, 28 May 2019 in Crime
• Racist Redneck Bumper Stickers on Pickup Truck, 28 May 2019 in Photos
• Measles Contracted in Pasco County, 28 May 2019 in Health
• Cops Versus People With Guns, 25 May 2019 in Original Memes
• Victim: State of Florida, 24 May 2019 in Original Memes
• Ride to Ocala, 24 May 2019 in Folk Tales
• Florida Woman Reportedly Spits on Florida Man After Asking for Money and Being Told ‘No’, 24 May 2019 in Crime
• Coroner’s Report, 24 May 2019 in Random Memes
• Holiday Road, 23 May 2019 in Photos
• Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests, 23 May 2019 in Crime
• Super Suspended License, 22 May 2019 in Haikus
• Floridian Bravely Takes a Bubble Bath in Wendy’s Dish Basin, 22 May 2019 in Madness
• ‘Click Orlando’ Publishes Fake News About an Alligator in a Pool, Presumably for Clicks, 20 May 2019 in Madness
• Speeding Florida Man Shoots Tailgater on I-4, 18 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Woman Throws Kitchen Pot at Baby’s Daddy for Fishing Too Much, 17 May 2019 in Crime
• Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper, 17 May 2019 in Crime
• Out of Shape Officers, 16 May 2019 in Screenshots
• Florida Woman Flings Her Used Menstrual Pad at Hospital Worker, 16 May 2019 in Crime
• Old Media / New Media, 16 May 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Fugitive Florida Man Found Hiding out of State in Dishwasher Under Mobile Home, 16 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger, 15 May 2019 in Crime
• Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix, 15 May 2019 in Madness
• Naked Florida Man Busted Playing Basketball at Candy Land Park, 15 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Brings 11-Year-Old Son to Burglary, 14 May 2019 in Crime
• Dollar Wang, 14 May 2019 in Photos
• Transplant yells ‘f*ck you, I’m from New York!’ while being arrested for domestic abuse, 14 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Pair Steal $500 Worth of Red Bull from Walmart, 14 May 2019 in Crime
• Lawyer Laughs While Chasing Terrified Raccoon to Drowning Death, 11 May 2019 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car, 09 May 2019 in Crime
• Floridian Arrested for ‘Derogatory’ Sticker on Truck, 09 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants, 09 May 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man, High on Meth, Stabs Mattress in Jealous Fit, 28 Apr 2019 in Crime
• These F*ckers Are Back, 22 Apr 2019 in Nature
• Orange City Cockfighting Operator Arrested, 17 Apr 2019 in Crime
• New Yorker Transplant Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Floridian Woman, 16 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Woman, 16 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Why do we bitch so much?, 15 Apr 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Power Rangers, 11 Apr 2019 in Random Memes
• Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden, 11 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Does it smell like weed?, 08 Apr 2019 in Haikus
• Florida Man Breaks Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Being Released from Jail, 08 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Fake Cop Arrested by Real Cop, 05 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Florida and the United States, 05 Apr 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Narcan, 05 Apr 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Steals Jeep to Find His Lost Cell Phone, 02 Apr 2019 in Crime
• The War on Drugs, 02 Apr 2019 in Random Thoughts
• House and Senate Bills Aim to Destigmatize ‘Marijuana’ and Legalize it for Recreational Use, 02 Apr 2019 in Good News&Politics
• Fuck You I’m From Florida Golf Cart, 02 Apr 2019 in Photos
• Pumping Gas, 01 Apr 2019 in Photos
• Moving Day in Florida, 01 Apr 2019 in Photos
• Found Iguana, 01 Apr 2019 in Screenshots
• Slight Slur, 01 Apr 2019 in Haikus
• Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump, 01 Apr 2019 in Crime
• Say Goodbye to ‘WTF Florida’, 01 Apr 2019 in Satire
• Krispy Kreme Employee Reportedly Stabs Coworker’s Boyfriend After Lambasting Her Doughnut-Making Skills, 28 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Mixed race kids, 12 and 16, reportedly get shot at, called racial slurs, 28 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Hurricanes are a valuable tool in gentrification, 27 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida’s Drug Cartels, 27 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife, 27 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Dials 911 After Getting Scammed by Hookers, 27 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Things To Do in Florida, 25 Mar 2019 in Random Memes
• Stolen Hot Air Balloon Recovered, 25 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Democrats Upset They Can’t Blame Russia for America’s Shittiness, Relieved They Can Still Blame Florida, 25 Mar 2019 in Opinion
• Cultural Appropriation, 25 Mar 2019 in Screenshots
• CrackHead Lighter, 24 Mar 2019 in Photos
• Horoscopes – March 22, 2019, 23 Mar 2019 in Horoscopes
• Animal Abuser Database Approved in Volusia County, 23 Mar 2019 in Good News
• Gallagher and Pee-Wee Herman, 23 Mar 2019 in Random Memes
• Naked Walton County Man, 21 Mar 2019 in NSFW
• Legislative Bills, 21 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk Florida Man Shoves Woman Over Egg Rolls, 21 Mar 2019 in Crime
• North Florida Man Hits Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Chips over Baby Daddy Drama, 20 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Cop Found Not Guilty of Negligence for Shooting at Autistic Man Holding Toy Truck, 20 Mar 2019 in Madness
• New Florida Law Would Make it a Felony to Buy ‘Objectionable’ Literature For Public Classrooms, 19 Mar 2019 in Politics
• Books and Guns, 19 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Woman Jills Off En Route to Jail, 19 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal, 19 Mar 2019 in Politics
• Their News Versus Our News, 18 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane, 18 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida State Symbols, 17 Mar 2019 in Random Memes
• Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns, 17 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested, 16 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Iguana Rescued From Fort Lauderdale Toilet, 15 Mar 2019 in Nature
• Florida Natives Make Up 36% of Florida’s Population, 15 Mar 2019 in The State
• It’s OK to Give Cops the Bird, 15 Mar 2019 in Good News
• El Chompo, 15 Mar 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Man – ‘Really Smart Guy’, 13 Mar 2019 in Screenshots
• Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down, 13 Mar 2019 in Madness
• The North Never Cared About ‘Negroes’, 13 Mar 2019 in History
• Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe, 12 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Pressure Washes Neighbor, 12 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler, 12 Mar 2019 in Madness
• Florida Cop Used Police Database Like a Dating Website, 12 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Marco Rubio Spreads Fake News About Venezuela’s ‘German Dam’, 11 Mar 2019 in Politics
• Retired Cop Punches Old Lady in Face at Publix, 11 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Animals, 11 Mar 2019 in Information
• Transient Attacks McDonald’s Worker Over Straw, 11 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid, 11 Mar 2019 in Satire
• Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman, 09 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida: Opioids, Meth, Guns, Incest, Illiteracy, 08 Mar 2019 in Random Memes
• Joint Runner, 08 Mar 2019 in Screenshots
• Over 75,000 K-12 Students in Florida are Homeless, 08 Mar 2019 in The State
• All Mainstream Media is Inflammatory, Exaggerated Bullshit Designed to Enrage, Distract, Deceive and Divide, 07 Mar 2019 in Opinion
• Cody Gribble Taps a Gator’s Tail at Arnold Palmer Invitational, 07 Mar 2019 in Videos
• After Being Awake for Days, Florida Native Breaks into Trailer and Falls Asleep on Couch, 07 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Florida man to fellow prisoner: ‘you gonna get this dick’, 07 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Spring Hill Man Reportedly Fights Deputies While Holding Baby, 06 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Unconditional Surrender, 06 Mar 2019 in Polls
• Florida Man Throws Molotov Cocktails at His Own Car After Releasing it From Impound, 06 Mar 2019 in Crime
• Commissioner with ties to white supremacist groups says ‘we have to change the demographics’ of Lake Worth, 05 Mar 2019 in Politics
• Violent Crime in The Villages Increases More Than Any Other Metro Area in Florida, 05 Mar 2019 in The State
• A Civilized Man’s Heaven is a Florida Man’s Hell, 04 Mar 2019 in Random Thoughts
• Michael Wenzel Gets 10 Days in Jail for Torturing Animal, 28 Feb 2019 in Crime
• Florida Man Throws Cookie at Girlfriend, 25 Feb 2019 in Crime
• Fapping Florida Man Walks to Porn Store, 20 Feb 2019 in Crime
• Making White People Look Bad, 20 Feb 2019 in Screenshots
• “Agent of God” Visits Beach Holding Large Rattlesnake, 20 Feb 2019 in Madness
• Statue Depicting Sexual Assault Spray-Painted with #MeToo, 19 Feb 2019 in Madness
• Gifted sixth-grader arrested after refusing to stand for Pledge of Allegiance, 18 Feb 2019 in Madness
• KKK Figurine and Racist Collectibles For Sale in Panhandle Antique Mall, 18 Feb 2019 in Madness
• Sick of Florida, 18 Feb 2019 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Wears Dog Costume, Rapes Dog, Posts Video Online, 12 Feb 2019 in Crime
• In Revenge Scheme, ‘HIV Positive’ Florida Man Bites Cop after Dancing in Intersection, 08 Feb 2019 in Crime
• Dollar General Pop Tarts Theft Leads to Felony Arrest, 06 Feb 2019 in Crime
• Sinkhole Reveals Tunnel Heading Towards Bank, 30 Jan 2019 in Crime
• Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent, 30 Jan 2019 in Madness
• Corrections Officer Masturbates in Dollar General while Following Woman Around, 30 Jan 2019 in Crime
• Florida man terrorizes Iraqi family, tells sheriff: ‘Trump will handle it’, 24 Jan 2019 in Crime
• Florida Woman Dances Naked Outside Waffle House, Licks Employee’s Face, 23 Jan 2019 in Crime
• Citrus County Sheriff Falsely Conflates Cannabis with Fentanyl in Scare Tactic, 17 Jan 2019 in Crime
• Billboard on 441 Gets Hacked on Christmas, 26 Dec 2018 in Madness
• Egret Cruises on Gator, 24 Dec 2018 in Videos
• Please Go Slow, 24 Dec 2018 in Photos
• Winter Solstice, 21 Dec 2018 in Random Thoughts
• McDonald’s Employee Turns Down Weed as Payment, 17 Dec 2018 in Crime
• Corruption Investigation, 13 Dec 2018 in FROF
• Toilet, 11 Dec 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Vomit, 10 Dec 2018 in Haikus
• Florida Man Shoplifts from Kohl’s after Job Interview, 09 Dec 2018 in Crime
• Immigrant Invasions, 05 Dec 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Woman Farts at Dollar General, Pulls Knife on Offended Shopper, 30 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Trip Patrol, 27 Nov 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Banning Things, 26 Nov 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Stabs Florida Woman over Undercooked Potato, 26 Nov 2018 in Crime
• ‘Ban Assault Weapons Now’ Could Put Anti-Gun Amendment on 2020 Ballot, 26 Nov 2018 in Politics
• Florida Man Busted for Tricking Over 150 Straight Dudes into Doing Gay Porn, 23 Nov 2018 in Crime
• AR-15, 20 Nov 2018 in Random Thoughts
• CDC says to stop eating lettuce due to E. Coli, 20 Nov 2018 in Health
• Florida man rapes pony, but ‘used a condom each time’, 20 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Fred Flinstone, 17 Nov 2018 in Photos
• ‘Priest’ John Bulla Jailed for Knife Threats on Neighbors, 17 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Caught Fapping at Water Treatment Plant, 16 Nov 2018 in Crime
• MAGA Bomber’s Van, 15 Nov 2018 in Photos
• Incel Mobile, 13 Nov 2018 in Photos
• Parkland Shooter is now a Registered Republican, 11 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped, 07 Nov 2018 in Crime
• White People – Saying Racist Shit, 04 Nov 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Boy Strangles His Mom, Buries Her at a Church, Stages Fake Burglary with Friends, 04 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Another Cowardly White Republican Goes on Shooting Spree, This Time at a Yoga Studio, 03 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Prison + Profit, 02 Nov 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight, 02 Nov 2018 in Crime
• PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3, 02 Nov 2018 in Politics
• Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree, 02 Nov 2018 in Crime
• Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests, 02 Nov 2018 in Crime
• 2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 31 Oct 2018 in Crime
• I-Haul, 01 Oct 2018 in Photos
• Miami Man Tries to Escape Repo Truck, 29 Sep 2018 in Videos
• Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge, 29 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out, 29 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Banning Guns, 27 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Stand Your Ground, 27 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• America, 27 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest, 27 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Yeah I Like Florida, 25 Sep 2018 in Original Memes
• Naked Florida Man Tries Fighting in Chick-Fil-A Parking Lot, 25 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida man shoots self but doesn’t realize it until 3 days later, 25 Sep 2018 in Screenshots
• Liberal Twitter Feed, 22 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• 7 Simple Ways For Using Rubbing Alcohol To Prevent Anxiety, 22 Sep 2018 in Clickbait
• SUMMER, 22 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Neighbors Mad at Naked Florida Man, 21 Sep 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head, 21 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Flags on a Truck in Florida, 19 Sep 2018 in Photos
• Jet Ski Motorcycle, 19 Sep 2018 in Videos
• Yeah I like FLORIDA, 18 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Protected Species, 17 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Cold Sores, 17 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• McDonald’s, 17 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Bicycling Florida Man Shot During Tattoo Argument, 17 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Catches Felony for Cleaning Up a Dried Plant at the Beach, 14 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Trump Van, 14 Sep 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Caught Fapping in Laundromat Tells Cop it “Helps With His Anxiety”, 14 Sep 2018 in Crime
• PSA: Florida’s Cancelled, 14 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk and Sweaty, 14 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Floridafy Your Life, 13 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Obligation to Kindness, 12 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Hurricanes and Gators, 12 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• The Florida Party, 12 Sep 2018 in Information
• Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob, 12 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Attacks Floridian Woman and Her Son Over Twinkie Figurine, 12 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail, 11 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Maturity and Legal Threats, 11 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Stupid, 11 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Deputy Quits after Stealing Commissary Candy, 11 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods, 10 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Limp, 06 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Priests caught having oral sex in car near playground, 06 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Death, 06 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Nike Baits Angry White Men into Giving Them Free Advertising, 06 Sep 2018 in Technology
• Pull, 05 Sep 2018 in Original Memes
• POLL: Is it OK to give your kid a swirly?, 05 Sep 2018 in Polls
• Florida Man and The Law, 05 Sep 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Destroy Each Other, 05 Sep 2018 in FROF
• Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF, 05 Sep 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat, 04 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Interstates, 04 Sep 2018 in Random Memes
• Denied Hand Shake, 04 Sep 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Jailed after Dumping Buckets of Feces and Urine in 7-Eleven, 04 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Kavanaugh Refuses to Shake Parkland Dad’s Hand, 04 Sep 2018 in Videos
• Conflict in Literature, 04 Sep 2018 in Random Memes
• Shill influences the 2018 Florida gubernatorial race with disinformation memes, 03 Sep 2018 in Politics
• Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops, 03 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar, 03 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Happy Labor Day!, 03 Sep 2018 in Holidays
• Florida Woman Tries Stealing 80-Year-Old Lady’s Car, Gets Tackled by Burger King Manager, 02 Sep 2018 in Crime
• ‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail, 02 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Runs From Cops, Drowns in Retention Pond, 02 Sep 2018 in Crime
• Buying drugs in Florida, 01 Sep 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Woman tries impressing her dog with a magic trick, 01 Sep 2018 in Videos
• Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting, 01 Sep 2018 in Crime
• How do you pronounce Florida?, 31 Aug 2018 in Polls
• Misleading News, 31 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• WTFF, 31 Aug 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Pair Build Drive-Thru Window to Sell Drugs out of their Mobile Home, 31 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy, 31 Aug 2018 in Crime
• California and Florida, 29 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• This state is really Florida’d up, 29 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Republicans, why do you still support the Republican party?, 29 Aug 2018 in Polls
• Florida Man Ron DeSantis Starts First Day of Gubernatorial Race with Racist Remark against Andrew Gillum, 29 Aug 2018 in Politics
• Two kinds of Florida Man, 29 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Cycling Floridian beats traffic on I-95 while staying cool, 29 Aug 2018 in Good News
• The truth about old people, 29 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Must Run Message, 28 Aug 2018 in FROF
• Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested, 24 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License, 23 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Facebook Deletes Posts that Make Facebook Look Bad, 23 Aug 2018 in Technology
• Florida Man Steals Bike from Goodwill Shopper, Tries Selling it on Facebook for $20 with his Personal Account, 23 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Five Trump Advisors are Convicted Felons, 22 Aug 2018 in Politics
• Florida Man Rides a Motorcycle, 22 Aug 2018 in Madness
• God Bless Florida Man, 22 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Judge delays trial for shark-dragging suspects again, 21 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Alpaca dies after motorist repeatedly fed him junk food, 21 Aug 2018 in Nature
• Gator on a Noodle, 21 Aug 2018 in Photos
• Brother against Brother, Sister against Sister, 21 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Tourist Season, 20 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• ‘You’re treating me like a f*cking black person!’: Florida man to cops, 20 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital, 16 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Lake County Voting Website Down, 16 Aug 2018 in Information
• Redneck Uber, 15 Aug 2018 in Videos
• Vote for me, 15 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Finally Charged in Parking Lot Shooting, 13 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Yard Sale, 11 Aug 2018 in Photos
• How to Spot a Shill Account, 11 Aug 2018 in Technology
• To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’, 10 Aug 2018 in Nature
• Rear End, 10 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida transient to Gainesville NAACP President: “I’m going to hang your n*gger ass”, 10 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Florida University, 10 Aug 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala, 09 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Why Can’t You Be Normal?, 09 Aug 2018 in Original Memes
• A Transplant Meets a Floridian Florida Man, 08 Aug 2018 in Original Memes
• Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence, 08 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Jupiter, 08 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• Political Promises, 08 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• U.S. Court Blocks 3D Gun Information Again, 08 Aug 2018 in Technology
• Big Sugar, 07 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• Newton’s Florida Laws, 07 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator, 06 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Gun Holster, 06 Aug 2018 in Original Memes
• Lost AF, 06 Aug 2018 in Photos
• Dog Days of Summer, 06 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Political Propaganda, 06 Aug 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Bukkake, 05 Aug 2018 in Photos
• Alligator Woman, 05 Aug 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man F*cks Dolphin, Stars in Documentary, 05 Aug 2018 in Madness
• Rise and Shine, 05 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida politician Ron DeSantis makes his toddler ‘build the wall’ in this unsettling, Trump-obsessed campaign ad, 02 Aug 2018 in Videos
• Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’, 02 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Trump Supporters are Delusional Traitors, 02 Aug 2018 in Opinion
• Drunk White People, 01 Aug 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida Woman Steals From Walmart, Smokes Crack in Police Cruiser, 01 Aug 2018 in Crime
• Rick Scott Wuz Here, 01 Aug 2018 in Random Memes
• Birth Control and the Catholic Church, 27 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Naked Florida Woman Busts Up Her Boyfriend’s Home, 26 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Drinks Coffee at Circle K, 26 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing, 25 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Florida’s ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Enables Racism and Murder, 25 Jul 2018 in Videos
• Attempt to block early voting sites at college campuses thwarted by U.S. District Court, 24 Jul 2018 in Politics
• Marijuana Laws, 24 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Floridian Rides Bike with Dead Shark in Palm Beach, 22 Jul 2018 in Videos
• Idiot, 22 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested, 22 Jul 2018 in Madness
• Clearwater Stripper in Court, 22 Jul 2018 in Photos
• Floridian arrested after mooning people in Target, 22 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Gropes Waitress, Gets Ass Kicked and Arrested, 20 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Stopped on 301 Confronts a Cop, 20 Jul 2018 in Videos
• Twerk For Me, 18 Jul 2018 in Photos
• WJXT4 – ICE, 18 Jul 2018 in Screenshots
• Mount Dora City Council admits defeat, lets the ‘Starry Night’ house stay, 18 Jul 2018 in Good News
• Smile for the Camera!, 17 Jul 2018 in Photos
• Tampa Police Dancing, 17 Jul 2018 in Videos
• Florida Man Stands in Parking Lot Yelling Obscenities, Gets Arrested, 17 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Some Floridians Still Support Trump and Russia Despite Everything, 16 Jul 2018 in Politics
• Secede July 16, 2018, 16 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• 2 big banana breads, 15 Jul 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida man planned to burn his condo building down ‘with all the f*cking Jews”, 15 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Flo Rida, 15 Jul 2018 in Information
• Write a post, 14 Jul 2018 in Information
• Police Chief Told Cops to Arrest Random Black People to Boost Stats, 13 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Subdivision in Debary, 13 Jul 2018 in Photos
• Former Pastor Arrested for Taking Upskirt Photo at Church, 13 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt, 13 Jul 2018 in Crime
• International Florida, 13 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Pasco County Barbie, 12 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Cults, 12 Jul 2018 in Screenshots
• Armless Floridian Stabs Tourist After Getting Punched in Head, 12 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Exciting News, 12 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Tied Up, 10 Jul 2018 in Screenshots
• Villager’s Guide to Using Facebook, 10 Jul 2018 in Information
• Darkness, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• How Hot?, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Toxic Scott and Putnam, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Eh Q Me, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Today’s Forecast via Fan, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Too Damn Hot, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Dog, 09 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida man reportedly beats up an elderly man in his trailer, 09 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Rear Ended, 09 Jul 2018 in Haikus
• Driving Through Tolls in Florida, 09 Jul 2018 in Videos
• Florida man calling himself ‘The Beast’ gouges eyes of armed home intruder, 09 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Michael Wenzel’s Next Disposition: August 21, 2018, 08 Jul 2018 in Information
• Dollar General, 06 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Wild, 06 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Upset over being “ignored” in the drive-thru, Florida woman starts a brawl in Burger King, 06 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Fuck Facebook For Putting Profit Over Freedom of Speech, 06 Jul 2018 in Technology
• Florida Man Loses Finger in Fireworks Accident, Another Gets Burnt, 05 Jul 2018 in Madness
• Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident, 05 Jul 2018 in Madness
• Sanctuary City, 05 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI, 05 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Why are you still in Florida?, 05 Jul 2018 in Polls
• Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July, 05 Jul 2018 in Crime
• White Alligators, 05 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Deputy Shoots and Kills Unarmed Gator, 05 Jul 2018 in Madness
• Y’all, 04 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Political Ads, 04 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• America is the Florida of the world, 04 Jul 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July, 04 Jul 2018 in Madness
• Ticked off Transplant reportedly attacks a Floridian family in their truck while yelling “I’ll f*cking shoot you!”, 03 Jul 2018 in Crime
• The Florida Party: Unite The Center, 03 Jul 2018 in Opinion
• Catholics and Birth Control, 03 Jul 2018 in Press Releases
• Majesty Building, 03 Jul 2018 in Random Memes
• Cemetery Boomers, 03 Jul 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter, 03 Jul 2018 in Crime
• VOTE: Freedom of Speech versus Death Threats, 02 Jul 2018 in Polls
• ‘Maybe I will’: Facebook post about a ‘killing spree’ gets a Florida man arrested, 02 Jul 2018 in Crime
• ‘You can just take me to jail now’: Florida Man to Sheriff, 02 Jul 2018 in Crime
• Brain Expanding, 01 Jul 2018 in Original Memes
• Exactis Leaked 340 Million Records of Americans’ Hijacked Data, 28 Jun 2018 in Technology
• Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again, 28 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida’s Apalachicola River versus Georgia’s Flint and Chattahoochee River, 27 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Life without a key, 27 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Battles gets Busted for Battery, 26 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Truck Door, 26 Jun 2018 in Photos
• Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish, 26 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Kayaking, 25 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Florida Man Rides on The Hood of a Car on I-95 in Miami, 25 Jun 2018 in Videos
• WOMAN CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED ABDUCTION OF 2 KIDS IN BEACH PARK, 25 Jun 2018 in Press Releases
• Florida Woman Tries Kidnapping Two Kids at Toronita Avenue Beach Park, 25 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Do Not Feed the Wildlife, 25 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Baby Meth Lab, 25 Jun 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving, 23 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion, 21 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls, 21 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night, 20 Jun 2018 in Nature
• Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis, 20 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors, 20 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Believing He Stole Her Phone, Florida Woman Shoots at Her Son as He Bicycles Away, 19 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Spider Web, 15 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom, 15 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man writes on Facebook: “5 likes and I’ll go shoot up Disney and hang myself”, 14 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Trouble, 14 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Just One Drink, 14 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Soon, 14 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Fear, 14 Jun 2018 in Haikus
• Pasco County Man Shoots Dog for Pooping in House, 14 Jun 2018 in Crime
• After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought, 13 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Okahumpka Boy Pushes, Chases, Swings On Stepfather for Refusing to Give Him $200, 13 Jun 2018 in Crime
• This Whole World, 13 Jun 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Naked Transplant Breaks into Mobile Home, Attacks Resident with Rake, 12 Jun 2018 in Crime
• All Redneck Electric, 12 Jun 2018 in Photos
• Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside, 11 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Changing Lanes, 11 Jun 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess, 10 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Brings Pet Monkey Along While Stealing a Vehicle, Gets Busted, 10 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Blew Out a Flop, 09 Jun 2018 in Photos
• Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion, 09 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot, 08 Jun 2018 in Nature
• After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car, 08 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Reputation Score, 08 Jun 2018 in Information
• Florida Woman Pair Found with Meth in Nailed Up Trailer, 07 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Silver Alert: George McDonough – FOUND!, 06 Jun 2018 in Silver
• Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs, 06 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Locals are Loving their Brand New Bravo Supermarket, 06 Jun 2018 in Good News
• “I’m Jesus Christ!” Proclaims Florida Man While Shooting at Bicyclist, 06 Jun 2018 in Crime
• David Hogg Got Swatted, 05 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Deplorable Culture, 05 Jun 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy, 05 Jun 2018 in Crime
• After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample, 04 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House, 04 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away, 04 Jun 2018 in Crime
• The Hillsboroughy Doughboy, 03 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool, 03 Jun 2018 in Madness
• Telecommunications in Modern Florida, 01 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Let’s Bake Florida a Cake, 01 Jun 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Flees from Car Crash, Crashes Twice Again, Cusses Out Good Samaritan Victims, 01 Jun 2018 in Crime
• Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk, 30 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”, 30 May 2018 in Crime
• Political Endorsements, 30 May 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Thanksgiving, 30 May 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool, 30 May 2018 in Madness
• Another Florida Boy Sent a School Shooting Prank, 30 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man and Three Others Break into Home, Rob Kids at Gunpoint, 29 May 2018 in Crime
• Floridian Highway Hand, 29 May 2018 in Random Memes
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against a Clown at a Holly Hill Little Caesars, 29 May 2018 in Crime
• I-4 Guide, 29 May 2018 in Random Memes
• Alberto Slams the Panhandle, 28 May 2018 in Nature
• Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care, 28 May 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit, 28 May 2018 in Madness
• Bradley E. King links, 27 May 2018 in Information
• No Charges for Teacher Who Drowned Raccoons in Class, 27 May 2018 in Madness
• Brad King’s Filing Decision Memo – Dewie Brewton’s Raccoon Drowning Incident, 27 May 2018 in Information
• Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again, 26 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”, 26 May 2018 in Crime
• Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare, 26 May 2018 in Technology
• Politician Shit List, 26 May 2018 in Information
• Florida man takes a test drive, pulls gun on salesman, picks up buddy, runs car into palm tree, 25 May 2018 in Crime
• Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads, 25 May 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom, 25 May 2018 in Crime
• Tampa Bay Man Breaks into 13 Cars while Wearing Ankle Bracelet, 25 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s, 25 May 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”, 24 May 2018 in Crime
• Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail, 24 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Button Update, 24 May 2018 in Site Updates
• Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything, 24 May 2018 in Crime
• Silver Springs Park is Under Attack, 23 May 2018 in Editorial
• Copious Amounts of Alcohol, 23 May 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink, 23 May 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Arrested after Telling Playground Kids the Truth About Where Babies Come From, 22 May 2018 in Crime
• Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert, 22 May 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market, 22 May 2018 in Crime
• 69-Year-Old Florida Man Steals a Purse at Church, 21 May 2018 in Crime
• Deland Man Steals a 4 Wheeler, Goes Joyriding With Friends, 21 May 2018 in Crime
• Naked Florida Man Carrying Cooking Oil Tazed by Deputy, 20 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Beats her Florida Man for Refusing to Cuddle in Hot Weather, 20 May 2018 in Crime
• Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar, 20 May 2018 in Crime
• Tampa Bay Man Leaves 4-Year-Old Locked in Car During Domestic Abuse Court Hearing, 20 May 2018 in Crime
• McDonald’s Car in Pensacola, 20 May 2018 in Photos
• The Lafayette Tree, 19 May 2018 in Folk Tales
• Journalist’s Guide to Firearms Identification, 19 May 2018 in Random Memes
• Trying to Change the Color of his Mood Ring, Florida Boy Lights School Bathroom on Fire, 19 May 2018 in Madness
• Pensacola-opoly, 19 May 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Drove Through Neighbhor’s Fence to Shoot a Deer, 18 May 2018 in Crime
• The Difference Between Euthanasia and Torture, Morally and Legally, 18 May 2018 in Information
• Website Upgraded, 17 May 2018 in Site Updates
• Publix Line Dispute Ends with Florida Woman Pulling Out a Gun, 17 May 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Ocala Woman Kills a Mother in DUI Crash, Smiles in Mugshot, 17 May 2018 in Crime
• Ocala Teacher Drowns Animals During Class “Just For Sport,” Makes Students Watch and Help, 16 May 2018 in Crime
• Declaring Her Love, Florida Woman Spray Paints Boyfriend’s Full Name at Park, Gets Caught, 15 May 2018 in Crime
• The Buddhist Attitude to Animal Life, 15 May 2018 in Information
• Facebook Shuts Down the “Florida Man” Page Again, 15 May 2018 in Information
• Floridian Woman Wrestles AK-47 From Home Invaders, 15 May 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is “F*ck you, *sshole!”, 14 May 2018 in Crime
• Instrument Meetup, 14 May 2018 in Original Memes
• After Drinking All Morning, Palatka Man Tries Stealing Beer from Publix, 14 May 2018 in Crime
• Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat, 14 May 2018 in Crime
• Negro Island is right next to Chicken Island in the Tampa Bay, 13 May 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Pulls Out Plastic Badge and Tells Speeding Motorcyclist, “I the police.”, 11 May 2018 in Crime
• Naked Florida Man Didn’t Actually Plant a Bomb in Airport Bathroom, 11 May 2018 in Crime
• No Charges For Tallahassee Boy Shooting BB Gun From Truck Pretending to Shoot “N*ggers”, 11 May 2018 in Madness
• Junkies Busted Sleeping in Stolen Nissan, 11 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries Hiding his Legless Florida Woman from the Cops, 11 May 2018 in Crime
• Investigating Fuckery, 10 May 2018 in Random Thoughts
• School Fight Turns into Brawl, Trespassers Join, Florida Woman Shows Up With a Gun, 09 May 2018 in Crime
• Motorcycling Florida Man Ran From Cops Because He’s “Dumb”, 09 May 2018 in Crime
• Road Raging Against a Woman and her Family, Florida Man Pulls Out a Glock, 09 May 2018 in Crime
• Orbit in Ormond, 08 May 2018 in Videos
• Florida Woman Calls 911 to Get Beer, 08 May 2018 in Crime
• Not From Florida Starter Kit, 08 May 2018 in Original Memes
• Zimmerman Charged with Misdemeanor Stalking, 07 May 2018 in Crime
• Trampite Tries to Make The Rays Game More Lit, 07 May 2018 in Crime
• Sheriffs find 90 pounds of panties in Florida man’s trailer, 05 May 2018 in Crime
• Dump Truck Full of Sand has an “Inedible” Warning, 04 May 2018 in Photos
• Drunk Florida Couple Fights After Beach Wedding, 04 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Boy Busted Selling Weed in Middle School Bathroom, 04 May 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Busted Stealing Dragon Ball Z Action Figures from Target, 04 May 2018 in Crime
• Roach Crawls in Sleeping Florida Woman’s Ear, 03 May 2018 in Madness
• Lake County Arrests – May 2 & 3, 2018, 03 May 2018 in Crime&Digest
• Florida Man Punches 80-Year-Old School Crossing Guard in the Face, Runs Away, 03 May 2018 in Crime
• Racist Vandal in Belleview, 03 May 2018 in Original Memes
• Reality and The News, 03 May 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Swings Sword at Several for Stealing his Socks, 03 May 2018 in Crime
• Brutally Honest Descriptions of Florida Counties, 01 May 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Drives Wrong Way On US 27, 01 May 2018 in Madness
• After Crashing his Car, Florida Man Asks Trooper if He Can Get More Meth, 01 May 2018 in Crime
• Pointing Versus Turn Signals, 01 May 2018 in Random Thoughts
• “Shark Torture” Animal Abuse Trial Results – May 1, 2018, 01 May 2018 in Crime
• Chicky Tendy Pub Subs, 01 May 2018 in Original Memes
• A Match Made in Florida, 30 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Native Floridian Moving Out!, 30 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Moving Day for a Trump Supporter, 30 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Drunk, Shirtless Florida Woman Boasts of “Freedom of Speak”, 30 Apr 2018 in Crime
• 2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests, 30 Apr 2018 in Digest
• Belleview Neighborhood Vandalized, Phone Lines Cut, Woods Set on Fire, 30 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Fleshlight in Fort Lauderdale, 30 Apr 2018 in Screenshots
• Lifted BMW with Truck Tires, 30 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Roaches Found in Lakeland Red Lobster, 29 Apr 2018 in Health
• This Dangerous and Addictive Chemical is Being Sold to Children in Florida, 29 Apr 2018 in Satire
• Am I Going to Die Here?, 29 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Cannabis Laws, 29 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Falls Asleep at Stop Sign in Pickup Truck with Meth Pipe on Lap, 29 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Blame, 28 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Dramatic Journalism, 28 Apr 2018 in Information
• If Orlando Was a Movie, 28 Apr 2018 in Videos
• Duval School Puts Sexually Explicit Question in Homework, 28 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Kicks Swans in the Head for ‘Karate Practice’, 27 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump, 27 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Floridian Ladies Dating a Florida Man, 27 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Smashes Florida Woman’s Trailblazer with Bat, Offers to Buy New One, 27 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida’s Reputation, 26 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• The Gator Game, 26 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Naked Trampite Caught Fapping on a Floridian’s Patio, 26 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Thinks Wife is Intruder, Shoots Her Twice, 26 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Three Girls During Gun Safety Demonstration, 26 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Publix Dog Cake, 25 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Weird Animal Thing on a Car Roof, 25 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Crime in Apopka, 25 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Deputies Locate Tampa Parents Who Fled With Child, 24 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Tries to Yank Her Naked Husband’s Catheter Out, Chases Him Outside, 24 Apr 2018 in Crime
• The “Moving to The Villages” Starter Kit, 24 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Woman Kicks Down Her Husbands Bedroom Door, Gets Arrested, 23 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Chicago Man Gropes Woman on Flight from Miami, Gets Tased and Removed, 23 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Edgy Florida Teen Asks Girl to Prom with Lame Racist Joke, 23 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against Attempted Carjacker at Texas Fried Chicken, 23 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Vigilante Loadout – Florida, 22 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Is It ‘Florida Men’ or ‘Florida Mans’ when referring to the editorial ‘Florida Man?’, 22 Apr 2018 in Information
• Girl Gets Punched by LSD Tripping Florida Man at RaceTrac, 22 Apr 2018 in Crime
• “Stand Your Ground” and Race, 22 Apr 2018 in Information
• Wild Florida Mans, 21 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Lake County Digest – April 20-22, 2018, 20 Apr 2018 in Digest
• Disney World Assholder, 20 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Woman Shoots at Husband Instead of Filing Divorce Papers, 19 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Train Track Choice, 19 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Sandhill Crane Walks into Floridian’s Home, 19 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Points Rifle at Deputy, Gets Tackled, 19 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Couple Planned on Storming Florida Institute of Ultrasound with a Revolver, 18 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Hides from Pasco Deputies in Swamp, Gets Licked by K9, 18 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Politics versus Ethics, 18 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Young Floridians Sue Florida for Ignoring Environmental Issues, 18 Apr 2018 in Good News
• Florida Man Opens Business Where Customers Can Get Drunk and Throw Axes, 18 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Tallahassee, The Capital of Florida, 17 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Steals Hard Drives with Confidential Taxpayer Info, Uses them to Play Xbox Games, 17 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls, 17 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy, 17 Apr 2018 in Nature
• Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Reportedly Wanted to Flirt with Waffle House Waitress, Pulls a Knife Out, 17 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Kids versus Politicians, 17 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Faces Around the World, 17 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix, 16 Apr 2018 in Crime
• We On Top, 16 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• I-4 is the Worst Interstate, 16 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Emma Gonzalez, 16 Apr 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Shows Dashboard Cam to Police, Gets Arrested, 14 Apr 2018 in Crime
• North Florida Woman Arrested for Giving Her 2-Year-Old Meth and Pot, 13 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Offers Fellow Inmate 20 Food Trays to Murder his Ex-Wife, 13 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Crashes Motorcycle, Accidentally Shoots Himself, 12 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Trump Supporter Uses David Hogg’s Head as Target Practice, 12 Apr 2018 in Madness
• Parkland teacher left his loaded gun in a public bathroom, 12 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Rick Scott’s Voter Disenfranchisement Ruled Unconstitutional by Federal Judge, 12 Apr 2018 in Politics
• Upset over disability checks being cut off, Florida woman attempts suicide with ‘boost bars’ and cocaine, 12 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Retired Floridian Starter Pack, 11 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Truck with a Cardboard Window in Pensacola, 11 Apr 2018 in Photos
• Florida Woman Tells Cops the Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse, 11 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Steals ATV during Test Drive, Hides from Cops in Pond, 11 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Green Light Delay, 11 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Trampite Arrested for Taking Up-Skirt Photos at Publix, 11 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Broward County, 10 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida The Sunshine State, 10 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Cocaine Blew Into My Purse, 10 Apr 2018 in Screenshots
• Backpage Seized by FBI, 09 Apr 2018 in Technology
• Mazda versus Motorcycle, 09 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Motorcyclist Punches a Mazda and Gets Run Over, 09 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Tangles Fishing Lines with Floridian, Calls him a “N*gger” and Pulls Gun Out, 09 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Good Ol’ Beautiful Florida, 09 Apr 2018 in Screenshots
• Rick Scott Just Won’t Go Away, 09 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Fascinating Creatures, 08 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Drunk Umatilla Man Bicycling at Night with No Lights Attacks Complaining Floridian, 08 Apr 2018 in Crime
• During Traffic Stop, Florida Woman with Full Bladder says ‘F*ck You’ to Cop, 08 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Typical Florida Driver Couldn’t Swap Seats Quickly Enough, 07 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Doing Acid or Ecstasy Requires a Sitter, 06 Apr 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Boy Brings Guns and Knives to School to Feel ‘Cool’, 06 Apr 2018 in Crime
• “High on Faith” and Acid, Florida Man Sneaks into Yacht Club and Looks for “Stupid People”, 06 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection, 06 Apr 2018 in Madness
• New Florida Law Puts Pets First, 05 Apr 2018 in Good News
• Florida Man Tries to Kidnap an Old Lady at Hobby Lobby, 05 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Add Yer Florida Points, 05 Apr 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Not Really Sure Why He Stole a Pack of Bud Lite, 05 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Dies after Swallowing Cocaine During Traffic Stop, 04 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Lights Ex-Boyfriend on Fire, 04 Apr 2018 in Crime
• New Viral Trend! Your Florida Teen Could Be Snorting Condoms Up Their Nose! Ahhh!!!, 04 Apr 2018 in Satire
• News and Advertising, 04 Apr 2018 in Information
• Florida Woman Flashes Drivers on U.S. 1, 04 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Lemonade Bottle, 03 Apr 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Woman Punches Target Security Guard, 03 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Gator Chills on 295 in Jacksonville, 02 Apr 2018 in Nature
• Minneola Man Busted with a Black Bear Paw in Kitchen Freezer, 01 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Typical Florida Driver Busted for Driving With a Suspended License, 01 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Shoots at Roofers for Interrupting an Argument with his Girlfriend, 01 Apr 2018 in Crime
• Ordinance of Secession, 1861, 01 Apr 2018 in Information
• Floridians in the Modern Age of Advertising and Media, 30 Mar 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Tells Cop to ‘Smell His Fingers’ for an Alibi, 29 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Smashes Things with Hammer during Fit of Jealous Rage, 29 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Hammer-Wielding Driver Gets Shot in Leg, 28 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Boy Wanted to be Next School Shooter, 28 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Teachers with Guns, 28 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• White Kid Roasted, 28 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Family School Shooting Gun, 28 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films, 27 Mar 2018 in Nature
• Baker County Man Arrested for Making Threats on Social Media, 26 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Drones are delivering contraband to Florida prisons, 26 Mar 2018 in Technology
• Rights, 26 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Shady Place Tattoo, 25 Mar 2018 in Photos
• Craigslist Personal Ads Shut Down after Congress Passes FOSTA Law, 25 Mar 2018 in Technology
• Naked Florida Man Arrested for “Waffle Spanking” his Son, 24 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Kevlar, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Snow Bunny – Swamp Rabbit, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• White Terrorist Bingo, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Teacher Corps, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Stop School Bullies, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Facebook Prison, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Mainstream Media, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• From Bully to Friend, 23 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Suspended Licenses, 23 Mar 2018 in Screenshots
• YouTube Bans Certain Videos about Firearms, 23 Mar 2018 in Technology
• Ocala Man Allegedly Fights Girlfriend in Walmart Parking Lot, 23 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Drunk, Finger Gunning Florida Man Arrested after Trying to Buy Beer, 23 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida’s Finest Criminals S2.E5, 23 Mar 2018 in Maggie J
• Longwood Man Offers Cop a Handjob, 22 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Spotting Creatures at the Beach, 22 Mar 2018 in Original Memes
• The Morning Sun, 21 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Ocala Woman Breaks into Car for Nap, Accidentally Sets it on Fire, Can’t Get Out, 21 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Lawn Mower Motorcycle, 20 Mar 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Returns Accidentally Stolen Baby, 20 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots his Hand with a 9MM, 20 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami, 20 Mar 2018 in Screenshots
• ‘Suspicious package’ causing evacuations turned out to be a sex toy, 20 Mar 2018 in Madness
• ‘The Salamander Smuggelers’, 19 Mar 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Throws Whisky Bottle Bomb at Chickens, 19 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Journalism, 19 Mar 2018 in Original Memes
• FIU ‘Instant Bridge’ Collapses Days After Installation, 15 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Drunk North Florida Woman Falls on a Goat, Assaults Nephew, 15 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Snek, 15 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Applies to a Job, 14 Mar 2018 in Screenshots
• Floridian Tells Cops “you’re not gonna search me,” Gets Searched and Arrested, 13 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Fake Rednecks, 13 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against Armed Burglars in Jacksonville, 13 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Pollen, 13 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• The 2nd Amendment, 13 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• The Villages: Beer and STDs, 12 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• The Villages, 12 Mar 2018 in Information
• Florida Woman Snoops Through Trash, Gets Caught with Meth, 12 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Breaks into Couple’s Home, Attacks Woman for her ‘Parenting’, 12 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Floridians block a hit-and-run driver in Hialeah, 12 Mar 2018 in Videos
• Floridians block hit-and-run driver from escaping, smash his car with a sledge hammer, 12 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Head while Unloading Gun, 12 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Introducing The Florida Button, 11 Mar 2018 in Site Updates
• False positive on field drug test puts an innocent woman in jail for 5 months, 10 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Miami Woman Rides Terrified Horse into Nightclub, 10 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Miami monkey importer mailed white powder to his mom, blamed animal rights group, 10 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Upset with Hospital Wait Time, Florida Man Steals an Ambulance, 07 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida woman calls 911 thirty-two times, flirts with cop, asks for ice cream, 07 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Belligerently Stupid Drivers, 06 Mar 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Move Over Florida, 06 Mar 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida man pulls out an AR-15 in road rage incident, 06 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Animal abusers in ‘Shark Case’ going to court today, 06 Mar 2018 in Crime
• How many children have to die before you support gun control?, 05 Mar 2018 in Random Memes
• Senator says ‘thoughts and prayers are really the only thing’ to stop mass shootings, 05 Mar 2018 in Politics
• Florida Man Runs into his Burning Mobile Home, Attacks and Flashes Gun at Firefighters, 05 Mar 2018 in Crime
• NRA Lobbying for Schools, 05 Mar 2018 in Original Memes
• Senate Passes Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act, 05 Mar 2018 in Politics
• Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast, 05 Mar 2018 in Madness
• Site Updates – March 2018, 03 Mar 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Living in Old School Bus gets Busted for Meth and Stolen Dirt Dike, 03 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Happy Birthday Florida (March 3, 1845), 03 Mar 2018 in Information
• Father and Daughter Caught Boinking in Backyard, 02 Mar 2018 in Crime
• People from Michigan, 01 Mar 2018 in Original Memes
• Central Florida Stick Fight Leads to an Arrest, 01 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Clay County Man Stabs Brother over a Krystal Burger, 01 Mar 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Shoots Dog Because Fiancé Wouldn’t Crack Her Back, 28 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man arrested for tweeting an incoherent death threat, 28 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Panhandling Florida Man and Dog in The Panhandle, 27 Feb 2018 in Photos
• Smiling Gator at Cocoa Apartment, 27 Feb 2018 in Photos
• Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner, 27 Feb 2018 in Crime
• White Supremacist Site Offers Memes to Help Republicans Spread More Nonsense, 21 Feb 2018 in Madness
• Confederate Statue Gets Vandalized in Marion County, 21 Feb 2018 in Madness
• Florida Man Attacks Clerk With a Corn Dog after she Refused to Sell him Beer, 21 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Land O’ Lakes Gator Chills Under a Truck, 21 Feb 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Target Shoots at Books in his Apartment, Nearly Hits Neighbors, 20 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Jacksonville man hides a camera in a loofah, tells cops: “I’m an old dirty man”, 19 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Gets Out of Rehab, Opens a 12-Pack of Beer with Child in Car, 19 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Top 10 Most White Trash Cities in Florida, 17 Feb 2018 in Information
• Banned from Facebook for 30 Days, 15 Feb 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Falls Asleep in Idling Car, Gets Busted for Drugs, 15 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Lawmaker Ridicules Spano’s Anti-Porn Bill by Amending Other Public Health Risks, 15 Feb 2018 in Politics
• Raw Pork Parasite Crawls into Florida Man’s Eye, 15 Feb 2018 in News
• Active Shooter Situation Reported at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, 14 Feb 2018 in News
• Florida Man Exploits a Tragedy to Trick Fearful People, 14 Feb 2018 in Politics
• Happy Valentine’s Day, 14 Feb 2018 in Original Memes
• Georgia Man Breaks into an Assisted Living Facility in Eustis, Wreaks Havoc, 13 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Lake Wales Punk Carjacks an Old Man in Front of his Home, 13 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Miami Man with ‘No Love’ Tattoo Calls Cops over Baby Mama Drama, Gets Arrested, 13 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Villager Arrested for Violating a DUI Probation, 13 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Train Challenge, 13 Feb 2018 in Original Memes
• Missing Honda Odyssey, 13 Feb 2018 in Screenshots
• Another Florida Man Hit by a Train, 13 Feb 2018 in News
• BMXing Florida Man with SS Tattoo Busted with Weed, Meth, and a 3 Dollar Bill, 13 Feb 2018 in Crime
• High School Teacher Arrested Downtown with Meth, Weed, Hash, and a Yuengling, 12 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Naked Florida Woman Crashes into Daycare, Growls at First Responders, 12 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Machete-wielding Florida Man Shot Dead by Police, 11 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Points Gun at Neighbor over Argument about a Fence, 11 Feb 2018 in Crime
• 15-Year-Old Myakka City Boy Accidentally Kills Himself Shooting at Trash Animals, 11 Feb 2018 in News
• Flagler County Jail Reveals its New Sign: Green Roof Inn, 09 Feb 2018 in News
• Polk County Man puts Plumber’s Lye in the Yum Yum Sauce, 08 Feb 2018 in Crime
• 98-Year-Old Michigan Man Kills 2 Teens in Wrong-Way RV Accident, 08 Feb 2018 in News
• Florida Boy Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine, 08 Feb 2018 in News
• 1-800-Ask-Gary arrested for drunk driving, 08 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Facebook is not the place to report crime, 07 Feb 2018 in Screenshots
• Browsing Snapchat: Green Cove Spring, 07 Feb 2018 in Videos
• Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops, 07 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test, 07 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman Breaks into Home, Takes a Bath, 07 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument, 07 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car, 06 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Black History Month Worksheet in a Florida School, 06 Feb 2018 in Photos
• Magistrate Lets Mount Dora Fine ‘Starry Night’ Home $100 Daily, Indefinitely, 06 Feb 2018 in News
• Mainstream Media Accountability Survey, 06 Feb 2018 in Polls
• Politics are Polytricks, 05 Feb 2018 in Information
• School Resource Officer Leaves Her Gun in the Bathroom, 05 Feb 2018 in Madness
• Pasco County Gopher Tortoises Caught on Video Fighting, 05 Feb 2018 in Videos
• Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity, 05 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Animal abusers in ‘Shark Case’ will appear in court on March 6, 2018, 05 Feb 2018 in Information
• You don’t need to use turn signals as long as you change lanes reeaally sloooooowly, 05 Feb 2018 in Random Thoughts
• ‘Bored’ Florida Man Breaks into Funeral Home and Steals Things, 04 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Tampa Bay Man made plans to kidnap Lana Del Rey, 04 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Symbiotic Grandparents, 04 Feb 2018 in Random Memes
• 7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store, 04 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Couple convince kid he has terminal brain cancer to collect donations, 04 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Site Feedback, 04 Feb 2018 in Polls
• South Florida Man Stabs Two Publix Employees Over a Caesar Salad, 02 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Naked Florida Man Masturbates at Apartment Community Center, Rides Exercise Bike, 01 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Man gets cut off in traffic and cuts the driver with a machete, 01 Feb 2018 in Crime
• Loaded Grenade Launcher Donated to Goodwill, 01 Feb 2018 in Madness
• North Florida Man Tries to Steal Two Airplanes, Crashes Fuel Truck, 31 Jan 2018 in Crime
• White Springs Man Calls Flight Attendant a “N*gger B*tch, Slave,” Makes Death Threats on Newark Flight, 31 Jan 2018 in Crime
• It’s easier to catch a felony than it is to escape Florida., 30 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Breaks into Garage and Makes Coffee, 30 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Boy Beats Teacher; Social Media Upset over his Arrest, 30 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Tampa Bay Man Stabs Sister, Flees to Mexico, Ends up in Georgia, 30 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites, 30 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Felony Offenses in Florida, 30 Jan 2018 in Information
• Banned from Facebook Again, Again, 30 Jan 2018 in Information
• Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued, 30 Jan 2018 in Crime
• People are shocked that Florida was ranked ‘worst state in nation’, 29 Jan 2018 in News
• Florida’s Number One for Head Injuries, 29 Jan 2018 in The State
• Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand, 29 Jan 2018 in Madness
• New bill would let ‘bullied’ students escape to private schools via tax money, 28 Jan 2018 in Politics
• Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket, 27 Jan 2018 in Crime
• The Burden of the Hex, 27 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• Indian burial ground, Fountain of Youth Park, St. Augustine, Florida, 25 Jan 2018 in Postcards
• Blue Balls, 25 Jan 2018 in Original Memes
• Florida Man who threatened Obama gets 4 more years in prison for threatening Trump, 25 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Shoots his Neighbor Because their Dogs Were Fighting, 25 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Steals $1,000 worth of Video Games in Armed Robbery, 24 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Politically Correct in 2018, 24 Jan 2018 in Information
• Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood, 23 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Moving day through the Everglades, Florida, 23 Jan 2018 in Postcards
• Patriots Fan Barricades Himself in Hospital Room to Watch Jaguars Lose, 23 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Wall, 23 Jan 2018 in Original Memes
• Paul Mango is Running for President of Palm Chase Condos, 23 Jan 2018 in News
• Clearwater Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down Pants to Steal from Pet Shop, 23 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida is not for the faint…, 23 Jan 2018 in Photos
• Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Girlfriend with Fried Chicken, 23 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Proposed Amendment Would Treat Abortions as First-Degree Murder, 22 Jan 2018 in Politics
• Flares Mistaken for Pipe Bombs in Lake Wales Mall “Explosion”, 22 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Crime Going Down, Fear Going Up, 22 Jan 2018 in News
• South Florida Man Drives an Armchair down the Street, 21 Jan 2018 in Videos
• One-Armed Florida Man Steals Car from Whataburger, Crashes It, Blames Disability, 21 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Banned from Facebook Again, 19 Jan 2018 in Information
• Drunk Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell, 18 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog, 18 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Robbers beat up an old man, shoot him, steal his cellphone and gun, 17 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man Parks his Cadillac Escalade in Lake Weir, 17 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Origin of Spanish Moss, 16 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• Pasco County Man Gets Robbed by a Fake Hooker’s Boyfriend, 16 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Pickin’ Oranges, 16 Jan 2018 in Postcards
• Two Florida Mans Busted for Opening 21 Fire Hydrants, 16 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Lap Dance Leads to Trailer Park Brawl, 16 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Strong Legs, 16 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• Snake versus Gator, 15 Jan 2018 in Photos
• Casino Shuttle Boat Blows Up, 15 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Jesus Car, 15 Jan 2018 in Photos
• This meme will get you banned from Facebook for 24 hours, 15 Jan 2018 in Hidden
• Drunk Milton Man Crashes into Attorney’s Office, 15 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Attorney / Former Cop gets Busted for Trafficking Cocaine, 15 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Trump, the “35th President”, 14 Jan 2018 in Photos
• Florida Fire Chief Attacks Teen in Road Rage Incident, Steals Phone, 13 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Steak Salesman Steals a Box from a Porch, 13 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Buried Alive, 12 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• McDonald’s Employees Fight, One Pulls Out a Gun, 12 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Naked Florida Woman Checks her Mail in Floridatown, 11 Jan 2018 in Videos
• Not everything is as it seems, 11 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4, 11 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Bear Smacks a Floridian, 11 Jan 2018 in News
• Florida Man jumps off bridge escaping his drunk, angry Florida Woman, 10 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Road Raging Florida Man Points Gun at Another Car, 10 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Traditional Rivals, 10 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• Miami Cop Busted for Snorting Cocaine in a Nightclub, 10 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Alachua County Sheriff’s Deputy Fired for Stealing $9,900 in Cash, 09 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man rips urinal from wall and runs naked into the woods, 09 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Accidental Shootings in 2017 – Winners and Losers, 09 Jan 2018 in News
• Larger than Life, 08 Jan 2018 in Folk Tales
• Republican and Democrat work together on bill that loosens gun laws and restores freedom, 08 Jan 2018 in Politics
• Florida Man and his Buddy get Busted with Weed, Handgun, and a Grenade, 08 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man on Concealed Carry, 08 Jan 2018 in Screenshots
• Outsiders, 07 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Getting a Driver’s License in SoFla, 07 Jan 2018 in Screenshots
• Florida Man Internet Troll will Fight Tara LaRosa to Prove that “Women Can’t Fight”, 06 Jan 2018 in News
• Florida Woman Runs Herself Over while Escaping Cat Attack, 06 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Florida Contractor Sues over Cat Attack, Claims it was a Bobcat, 06 Jan 2018 in Madness
• Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 on Himself for a DUI, 05 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Lizard in a Blizzard, 05 Jan 2018 in Original Memes
• I want you to draw me like one of your Florida girls…, 05 Jan 2018 in Original Memes
• Frozen Iguanas are Falling From Trees in South Florida, 05 Jan 2018 in News
• Jesus, 04 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• North Florida Man Shoots Neighbor Taking Out his Garbage, 03 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Uncouth Brooklyner Sexually Assaults Customer and Cabaret Dancer, 03 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Woman named Crystal Methvin gets her 15th drug charge, 03 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Florida Man named Blood bites his girlfriend’s hand, draws blood, 02 Jan 2018 in Crime
• Humidity, 02 Jan 2018 in Original Memes
• It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem, 02 Jan 2018 in News
• Offensive, 02 Jan 2018 in Random Thoughts
• Drunk Florida Man Strips Naked and Crawls into Another Man’s Bed, 31 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Breaks into Home and Masturbates in Nursery Closet, 31 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Weeki Wachee Springs State Park Hiring Mermaids, 30 Dec 2017 in Information
• Florida Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife, 30 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Billboard in Inverness, FL reminds dads not to drunkenly rape their daughters, 30 Dec 2017 in Photos
• Florida Man Smashes Veterinarian Clinic Window Trying to Free the Kittens, 28 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Woman Jills Off at Bus Stop, Licks a Cop, 27 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries to Board a Plane with Gun and Ammo, 27 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Civilized Places versus Florida, 27 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Publix Parking Lot Guide, 27 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Clearwater Woman Punches Clerk for Denying Fake $100 Bill, 27 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Caught Stealing Stuff from a Graveyard, 26 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Pistol Whips Neighbor after Guns Wouldn’t Fire, 26 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Wildwood man headbutts his brother for pushing his girlfriend through a wall, 23 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Moves to Bali, Chases a Monkey, Falls off Roof, 23 Dec 2017 in Madness
• Girl gets jumped at West Boca High School, everyone just records it, 23 Dec 2017 in Videos
• Florida Man Punches Girlfriend over Missing Cookie, 22 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man carries lumber through his car, 22 Dec 2017 in Photos
• North Floridian Visits Boca Raton, 22 Dec 2017 in Videos
• Florida Couple Stalked a Woman for Being French, 22 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Visit Florida Ads, 22 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Tampa man tries to rob a pawn shop with two guns, gets shot dead by clerk, 22 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Stubborn Stuart Baby Boomer Calls 911 Twice to Complain About Tiny Clams, 22 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Cop at Cordova Mall Goes Ham on Alleged Shoplifter, 21 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Winter Solstice 2017, 21 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke, 20 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Rotary Riverfront Park Public Restroom, 20 Dec 2017 in Photos
• Love in Florida, 20 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Tampa lawyer busted for videotaping steamy conjugal visits with inmates, 18 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Oranges, 18 Dec 2017 in Information
• Eyesore on I-4, 18 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• The Differences between Rednecks and Yankees, 17 Dec 2017 in Information
• Jersey Man Beats Up Driver, Steals Taxi, Drives into Trump National Gate, 16 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida somehow scores number 2 on ‘best drivers’ list, 16 Dec 2017 in Information
• South Florida Raccoon Nabs an Iguana, 16 Dec 2017 in Videos
• Florida Man rescued after losing control of the swan-shaped boat he stole, 15 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Open Letter to the 13th Judicial Circuit, 15 Dec 2017 in Information
• UPS driver delivers package containing iPhone X, goes back to steal it, 15 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Net Neutrality was Slashed and Florida’s Doing Nothing About It, 14 Dec 2017 in News
• Florida Man who threw a dog into oncoming traffic gets probation, 14 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man mistakes firefighters for burglars, shoots at them through door, 14 Dec 2017 in Madness
• Florida Woman punches woman who complained about stale bacon, 13 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Train-struck semi-trailer scatters free food in Lakeland, 13 Dec 2017 in Good News
• Mother and son catch on fire after pouring gasoline onto a bonfire, 13 Dec 2017 in Madness
• Florida bill would allow some felons to have their gun and voting rights restored, 13 Dec 2017 in Politics
• Three charged in shark dragging video, 12 Dec 2017 in News
• 2017 Christmas Card, 12 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• Teen steals an AR-15 from an unlocked Opa-locka police car, 12 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries to Rob a Floridian at Walgreens, 12 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Steals a Freezer Full of Dead Dogs, 11 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Takes a Piss in Dining Area of a Tampa Steak ‘n Shake, 11 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Doc Brown goes to Florida, 11 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• West Palm Man Punches, Pistol Whips Woman over KFC, 10 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Middle schoolers snitch on teacher after she sells them bad drugs, 10 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Walton County Man beats up sister, mom, and grandma after they caught him fornicating in the front yard, 08 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Homeless Florida Man Peeing Outside Publix Offers Cop a Joint, 05 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Does it snow in Florida?, 05 Dec 2017 in Original Memes
• 2017 Accidental Shootings, 04 Dec 2017 in Information
• Florida Man Arrested for Drawing Violent Chaos on Kid’s Homework, 03 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Florida Possum Breaks into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk on Cognac, 02 Dec 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Uses Dildo to Fend Off Cops, 02 Dec 2017 in Crime
• Hialeah Family Finds an Iguana in their Toilet, 01 Dec 2017 in Madness
• Mudboggin’ Brevard Man Arrested for Incest, 29 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Pinellas mosquito control worker found dead in a creek, 28 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Orlando Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Road Rage Incident, 28 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Slashes and Kills a Homeless Guy using a 3-Foot Sword, 27 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Face-Tattooed Florida Man Gets Another GTA Charge, 26 Nov 2017 in Crime
• 420 Family Meal Deal, 25 Nov 2017 in Photos
• Florida Man attempts to steal a truck full of cops, 25 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Twerking in a Traffic Jam, 22 Nov 2017 in Videos
• Clermont Man Purposely Crashes SUV to Prove Intersection is Dangerous, 22 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Mystery substance on hospital bed looks and smells like poop, 21 Nov 2017 in Madness
• River at Tampa Bay Church, 18 Nov 2017 in Random Memes
• Florida Man leaves two kids in car while at strip club, 17 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Man at the pump, 17 Nov 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Dead Frog Found in Drink at Tallahassee Waffle House, 17 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Florida Woman Spits on Dad, Attacks Cop with an Electric Toothbrush, 17 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Melbourne Man Beats and Stabs His Friend For Eating His Pizza, 14 Nov 2017 in Crime
• 50-lb. block of cocaine washes ashore on Melbourne Beach, 14 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Larson Dairy Farm Workers Caught Torturing and Stabbing Cows, 14 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Angry Florida Man Pries Open Steak ‘n Shake Drive-Thru Window, 14 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man in eight-hour standoff was shooting at rats, 13 Nov 2017 in Crime
• The Florida Code, 11 Nov 2017 in Information
• Florida Man Facing Eviction Over Emotional Support Squirrel, 11 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes, 10 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Busted for Hit-and-Run with a 26-Foot Sailboat, 10 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Boy accidentally stabs himself with pencil, 10 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Florida Woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph with unbuckled toddler, 09 Nov 2017 in Crime
• WTFF News, 09 Nov 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Johnathan Hewett, Florida Man, 09 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Deltona couple shoot themselves to fake a home invasion, 09 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Sloppily Parks in Handicap Spot, Jumps Into Giant Truck, 09 Nov 2017 in Videos
• Florida Woman swaps barcodes, pays only $3.70 for $1,800 worth of electronics, 09 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Port St. Lucie Man Gets a DUI on a Lawn Mower, 08 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Tries Ordering French Fries at Taco Bell, 07 Nov 2017 in Videos
• Physics Lesson in Florida, 07 Nov 2017 in Videos
• Niceville Woman Tells Cops She Smokes Meth to “Help Her Stay Awake”, 07 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Throws Beer at Transplant, Surfs Away from Cops, 07 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida license plate proclaims “NOT DUMB”, 07 Nov 2017 in Photos
• Palm Bay Woman Gets a DUI in Police Station Parking Lot, 07 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Pensacola Man Beats Someone With A PlayStation 4, 06 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Man crawls through baggage carousel, sneaks onto tarmac at Miami airport, 06 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Cocoa Man Falls Three Stories While Possibly Trying Parkour, 06 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Vintage Florida Postcards, 05 Nov 2017 in Postcards
• Florida police sergeant acquitted in choking of 5-year-old, 05 Nov 2017 in Crime
• 82,000 stolen guns in Florida have never been found, 05 Nov 2017 in The State
• Fort Lauderdale Sunbathers [NSFW], 05 Nov 2017 in NSFW
• 13-Year-Old Florida Boy Kidnaps Woman and Steals Car at Gunpoint, 05 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Bella Vista Baptist Church, 04 Nov 2017 in Photos
• Clean Energy Fest 2017 – Pensacola, FL, 04 Nov 2017 in Photos
• How Florida Man Stays Eternal, 04 Nov 2017 in Original Memes
• Small Plane Lands on I-4 near Longwood, 04 Nov 2017 in Madness
• Polk County Woman Gets a DUI on a Horse, 03 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Trampite Beats Girlfriend to Death, Burns her Body in a Van on I-75, 02 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Bites Husband for Changing Password, 02 Nov 2017 in Crime
• ‘Shark-Dragging’ Case Extends to 13th Judicial Court, 02 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Fat Florida Dog Survives Bear Attack, 02 Nov 2017 in Good News
• Florida Man Straps Kid to Car to Carry a Pool, 01 Nov 2017 in Digest&Uncategorized
• Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test, 01 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Effects At Specific Blood Alcohol Levels, 01 Nov 2017 in Information
• MTV’s “Jersey Shore” devolves into “Floribama Shore”, 01 Nov 2017 in The State
• Florida Man Attacks Lawn Mowing Neighbor with a Rake, 01 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar, 01 Nov 2017 in Crime
• Longwood Bear Gets Scolded for Raiding Fridge, 31 Oct 2017 in Nature
• Florida Woman Cop Accidentally Tazes 10-Year-Old During Gun Safety Lesson, 31 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Halloween Costume Ignites Protest in St. Augustine, 31 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Homeless Dudes Fight Over Beer, One Gets Punched and Dies, 31 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Woman Pisses in Men’s Urinal at Miami Dolphins Game, 31 Oct 2017 in Videos
• Florida Woman Sells a BJ for $5 and a Beanie Baby, 30 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Rabies-Infected Bat who Killed Sebring Woman still Flying, 30 Oct 2017 in Health
• Internet Cafes, 30 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• Light Lunch, 27 Oct 2017 in Photos
• Escambia Cop Who Tried Killing Wife with Patrol Car Gets Probation, 26 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions, 26 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Crashes Wedding to Spy on Boyfriend, Gets into Bathroom Brawl with Bridesmaids, 25 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Amazon Accidentally Ships 65 Pounds of Marijuana to Florida Couple, 24 Oct 2017 in Good News
• Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando, 24 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman sets her Ex’s House on Fire, Stabs a Cop, 23 Oct 2017 in Crime
• New Comments Sytem – Disqus, 22 Oct 2017 in Site Updates
• Florida Woman Steals Cement Pavers, Threatens to Sue for Back Injury, 22 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet, 22 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Reality TV Actor Tyga tries to Buy a Bengal Tiger, 22 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Tallahassee Woman Chases a Sunday-Strolling Stranger with a Butcher Knife, 21 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Cocoa Woman Dies from Cocaine and Fire Ant Bites, 21 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Panama City Police Called on Sisters Arguing about Toilet Paper, 20 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Charlotte County Golf Ball Retriever Gets Chomped by a Gator, 20 Oct 2017 in Nature
• Florida Mom Runs Over 15-year-old Price-Gouging Pot Dealer, 20 Oct 2017 in Crime
• How to pull over and talk to your friends in Florida, 19 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• Cadet Steals his Dad’s Police Car, Pulls Over Ex and her New Boyfriend, 19 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding, 19 Oct 2017 in Good News
• Bushnell Hotel Owner Crawls into Guest’s Room, 18 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Jacksonville Woman Plows Her Car into Winn-Dixie, 18 Oct 2017 in Madness
• No charges pressed for two men who killed an Everglades fisherman, 18 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Jupiter man who went “Guat Hunting” claims “Stand Your Ground”, 18 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Boy Defends Himself Against a Clown Using a Selfie Stick, 17 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Beats Girlfriend’s Toddler, Pawns Her Stuff While She’s at the Hospital with Dying Son, 17 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man hires pilot to drag a “Boycott Jags, NFL” banner above EverBank Field, 17 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man is over 100 years old, 17 Oct 2017 in Information
• Fake DEA Agent Handcuffs Prostitute at Gunpoint, Lets Her Escape to Buy Drugs, 16 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”, 16 Oct 2017 in Crime
• See Florida, 15 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• “The customer is always right!” yells Florida Woman, throwing Hot Cheese at 7-Eleven Clerk, 15 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Pro-Trump UNF Freshmen Act like Monkeys to Mock Black Students, 15 Oct 2017 in Madness
• North Florida Dad Leaves Child in Hot Car at Hardee’s, says, “What’s the big deal?”, 14 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Extreme Pulp, 14 Oct 2017 in Random Memes
• Jacksonville Woman Fights Prostitution in her Neighborhood with a Sign, 13 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Fort Pierce Foot Fashion, 13 Oct 2017 in Random Memes
• Florida Man Uses Cattle Prod to Rob a Fort Pierce Gas Station, 13 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Naked Florida Woman Walks into Neighbor’s House and Eats her Pineapples, 13 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Beach Gator, 13 Oct 2017 in Photos
• SSL Security Now Implemented on WTFFlorida.com, 13 Oct 2017 in Site Updates
• Haunting History of Florida #16 – Devils Tree / Gerard John Schaefer, 12 Oct 2017 in Videos
• Florida teens arrested for stabbing a boy in the face with a chicken bone, 12 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Ranks Number One in the Country for Fraud, 12 Oct 2017 in The State
• Racist Idiot Screams “Nothing but a n*gger” at Black Servicewoman, 12 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Bob Barker, 12 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Masturbates at Panera Bread, 12 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Redneck Recliner Roadster, 11 Oct 2017 in Photos
• Teen accused of raping neighbor, offering yardwork to make amends, 11 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Lady Lake Man Drowned Toddler Because Wife was Divorcing Him, 11 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Crashes Car, Abandons Three Kids Inside to Escape on Foot, 11 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida school district picks abstinence-only center to provide sex education, 11 Oct 2017 in Politics
• Pinellas Park man Googled ‘how to rob a bank’ then robbed a bank, 11 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Pasco County Man Beats Alleged Child Molester, 11 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Says Hidden Cameras in His Airbnb Were for Sex Parties, Not Spying, 10 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man shouts “I am God” and punches a cop in the head, 10 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man collects 13,000 Princess Diana items, 10 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Florida Burglar learned his skills from Naruto, 10 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Tries Jumping a Canal with his Corolla, 10 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Clermont Man gets caught fapping to porn in car dealership waiting room, 10 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Church members seek cover from military re-enactment gunfire, 10 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Shoots his Gun after getting Tackled for Starting Bar Fight, 10 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man sprays people with fire extinguisher at Lawrence hotel, 09 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Packers Fan Sets Himself on Fire With Flaming Jersey after Losing Bet to Cowboys, 09 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Mount Dora City Council Wages War Against Van Gogh Mural, 09 Oct 2017 in Politics
• Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorts a line, 09 Oct 2017 in Crime
• The Real Florida Natives, 09 Oct 2017 in Information
• Drug Induced Hallucinations Compel Florida Couple to Call Police, 09 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Two Florida Moms Overdose on Heroin with their Newborn Babies in Car, 09 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Key West Welcome Sign Mysteriously Vanishes, Replaced With Crappy One, 08 Oct 2017 in Madness
• George Zimmerman says he’s homeless and suffering from PTSD, 07 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Leesburg Electric Bills Go Way Up After Hurricane Irma Outages, 07 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Leesburg Woman says ‘Jesus commanded’ her to tailgate deputy, 06 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Tells Airport Worker to Check his Bag “Before it Explodes”, 06 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Day care worker in wheelchair allegedly caught raping baby in Orlando Chick-fil-A bathroom, 06 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Teen Steals a Police Car and Pulls People Over to Impress His Girlfriend, 06 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida nursing home denies use of medical marijuana by chronic pain patient, 06 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Pensacola Woman and her Pet Baby Monkey, 05 Oct 2017 in Photos
• Tampa Bay Man Tries Paying for Coffee with Prescription Muscle Relaxants, 05 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades, 05 Oct 2017 in Nature
• Arrest Made After Hurricane Irma Threesome Turned Deadly, 05 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Drunk Florida Man Opens Fire on Target Shooting Neighbors, 05 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Publix-branded ground turkey recalled for possible metal shavings, 04 Oct 2017 in Health
• Boy, 5, fatally shoots himself in day care parking lot, 04 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Naked 66-Year-Old Florida Man Drunkenly Discharges Weapons, 04 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Drunken Florida Man Makes a Hobby out of Threatening Rape and Beheadings, 04 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida lawmaker files bill to make it a hate crime to attack someone’s political affiliation, 04 Oct 2017 in Politics
• Delray Dealer Invites Police into Home, Exposing $300,000, Drugs, and Guns, 03 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida bears becoming more active as winter nears, 03 Oct 2017 in Nature
• You and Me, 03 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• St. Lucie Man tells the FBI he’s a very good bomb maker, 03 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Casey Anthony and O.J. Simpson Want to Star in a Reality Show, 02 Oct 2017 in Madness
• OJ Simpson’s lawyer calls Pam Bondi a stupid b*tch for her stupid remarks, 02 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Pam Bondi doesn’t want O.J. Simpson moving to Florida, 02 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Fall Season in Florida, 01 Oct 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn, 01 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Best-Friend of Florida Woman Attack Her Over Snapchat Comment, 01 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Doctor texts his patient ‘You need a sugar daddy’, 01 Oct 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man steals from Kmart, blames Illuminati and fags, 01 Oct 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Uses Air Gun to Protect his Curb Trash from Kids, 01 Oct 2017 in Crime
• New Web Site Owner – Baphomet, 01 Oct 2017 in Information
• Fire Ants Attack a Tampa Man in SUV, Causing Vehicle to Flip Over on I-10, 30 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Gun Duel over Sloppy Parking Job ends in One Death – Charges Not Pressed, 29 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Volusia County Man opens fire after mistaking blown transformers for gunshots, 29 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Woman suspected of putting glass in food to get free meals, 29 Sep 2017 in Crime
• 1-year-old overdoses on heroin in suburban West Palm Beach, caretakers arrested, 29 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man brings fake bomb to Reb Lobster “just to make you smile”, 29 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man bullies Publix employees and gets tazed by cops, 28 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Mom tried to run over son-in-law for exposing their affair to her daughter, 28 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Drunk Ocoee Man arrested for impersonating a cop, 28 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Whataburger sued for ‘only white’ hiring policy, 28 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Publix Rap, 28 Sep 2017 in Information
• Union County: #1 in the Country for AIDS, Lung Cancer, and Melanoma Deaths, 28 Sep 2017 in The State
• Florida Man Brings Cocaine to Hospital Patient, 28 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Palm Bay Weed Man Accidentally Texts Police Officer, 28 Sep 2017 in Crime
• The Green Parrot Bar in Key West, 27 Sep 2017 in NSFW
• Florida Driver renews his own tag with permanent marker, 27 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Fort Myers homeowner uses Jiu-Jitsu skills on burglar, 27 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Pet Snake in Pensacola, 27 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Andy the Arhat Anole, 27 Sep 2017 in Information
• Killer Clown Florida Woman Arrested After 27 Years, 27 Sep 2017 in Crime
• South Florida high school dance team criticized for ‘risqué’ uniforms, 27 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man steals $17 worth of potato chips using a machete, 26 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man throws broken remote control at paramedic’s head, 26 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man pulls a shotgun on wife and friends for “not having his back” during arrest, 26 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Road-raging Palm Beach Woman pulls out a 9mm threatening to “kill a n*gger”, 26 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Odessa Man crashes homemade helicopter into house, 26 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Rednecks go Shark Fishin’ Using a Fat Belly as Bait, 26 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Coked out Florida Man drifts a Scion through Publix parking lot, 26 Sep 2017 in Crime
• What’s your favorite reason to STAND YOUR GROUND?, 25 Sep 2017 in Polls
• Good Samaritan fatally shot while helping elderly man in Florida, 25 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Ranks Number One in Fatal Child Drownings, 22 Sep 2017 in The State
• Seafood delivery driver allegedly ejaculates on woman at Sabine Sandbar, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Neighborhood Watch Volunteers Pull Guns on Lost Uber Drive, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida elementary school teacher arrested on meth charges, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested, 22 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Childcare workers caught berating 8-year-old kid with autism, 22 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Girl, 4, shoots self while grabbing candy in grandma’s purse, 22 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Flaming Pumpkins Block Traffic on I-75 near Tampa, 22 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Stops For Gas During Police Chase, 21 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer, 21 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Almost 30 animals removed from Florida home covered in feces, urine, 21 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Women beat another driver in middle of Pasco roadway, 21 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man arrested for flashing people while begging for money, 21 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Gives Up Trying to Teach Middle Schoolers in Jacksonville, 20 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Twitter account of Florida lawmaker, who’s trying to declare porn a public health crisis, ‘liked’ a porn clip, 20 Sep 2017 in Politics
• STD Rates in Florida, 20 Sep 2017 in The State
• Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts, 20 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Ringtones and The Villages, 20 Sep 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man in women’s restroom gets phone stolen, 20 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Seduces Linemen into Fixing Her Power after Irma, 19 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis, 19 Sep 2017 in Politics
• Jacksonville Man Punches a 66-Year-Old Woman in the Face, 19 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Jacksonville Man Bellyflops into Pool of Mayonnaise, 19 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House, 19 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Tickling Old People, 18 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Altamonte couple arrested for stealing downed power lines, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• DeLand Man, 70, arrested after machete fight in bank parking lot, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police, 18 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Prisoner Jumps out of Bus Trying to Escape and Dies, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• 82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating, 18 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back, 17 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Fixing Power Poles, 17 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Teacher says classroom thefts happened when school was used as hurricane shelter, 16 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call, 15 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Road raging Florida Man rams 16-year-old who was driving too slowly on Shands Bridge, 15 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update, 15 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Spiderman Cleans Up Irma’s Mess, 15 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Florida Woman beats a man for denying her sex, 15 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy, 15 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Couple Escaping Hurricane Irma Crash Car into Atlanta Hotel Swimming Pool, 14 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Wakeboarding in the parking lot of a Sears, 14 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Catching Floridians, 14 Sep 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Strong, 14 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Riding out Hurricane Irma on a Boat, 13 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Florida Nun Cleans Up Irma’s Mess with a Chainsaw, 13 Sep 2017 in Good News
• WTFF Theme Song, 13 Sep 2017 in Information
• Florida Man with pockets full of drugs says pants were borrowed, 13 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Drives ATV into Pool Without Spilling Beer, 13 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Two Jacksonville Men Steal a Power Pole with an SUV, 13 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Irma’s Aftermath, 13 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma, 13 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma, 12 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma, 10 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Pinellas County Surviving Hurricane Irma, 10 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Florida Man eloquently provides advice during Hurricane Irma, 10 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Pasco County Sheriff encourages Florida people to NOT shoot at Hurricane Irma, 10 Sep 2017 in Screenshots
• Miami Man Kite Surfs Hurricane Irma, 10 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Hurricane Music, 10 Sep 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Miami-Dade Trashcan 500 Race, 10 Sep 2017 in Videos
• Lazy Person’s Guide to Surviving a Hurricane like a Pro, 09 Sep 2017 in Information
• Florida HQ on Hurricane Irma, 09 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’, 09 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Greedy Bitches, 09 Sep 2017 in Information
• Naked Hurricane Party, 09 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Florida man falls to death installing storm shutters ahead of Hurricane Irma, 08 Sep 2017 in Madness
• New Florida Record, 08 Sep 2017 in The State
• Hurricane Season is Mother Nature’s Remedy for Tourists, 07 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Evacuations = Instant Concealed Weapon Licenses for Everyone in Florida, 07 Sep 2017 in Information
• Polk County Sheriff’s Office tells evacuees seeking shelter from Hurricane Irma that they will be escorted to jail if they have a warrant, 07 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing, 06 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates, 06 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Irmageddon, 06 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• 10 Safest Florida Cities from Hurricanes, 06 Sep 2017 in The State
• Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football, 06 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man invites his overseas parents to help beat his wife, 06 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Super Classy Gunshine State Tattoos, 05 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Tampa Man eats his girlfriend out at Clearwater Beach in front of families on Labor Day weekend, 05 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Irma is Going to Kill You and Everything You Love, 05 Sep 2017 in Satire
• Florida delivery man hit by police car and then arrested, 04 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man shoots rabid fox after trying to kill it with his iPhone, 04 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Deer Passenger, 04 Sep 2017 in Photos
• New Site Upgrades, 03 Sep 2017 in Site Updates
• Homeless Couple Moves Under Big Pine House with All Their Possessions, 03 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Shoots Wife to Showcase Fashionable Armor, 03 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man Hero, 01 Sep 2017 in Photos
• Law Enforcement in Florida, 01 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Florida Parenting, 01 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Welcome to Flurdah Stingray, 01 Sep 2017 in Random Memes
• Captain who admitted drinking Long Island Ice Teas before grounding yacht gets deal, 01 Sep 2017 in Madness
• Father with baby in car passes out at stoplight, hard lemonade in hand, 01 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Ax-Wielding Florida Man Saves Girlfriend From Home Invasion, 01 Sep 2017 in Crime
• Woman urinates herself, yells racial slurs during DUI arrest, 01 Sep 2017 in Crime
• 7-foot gator goes for a swim in a neighbor’s pool in Lithia, 31 Aug 2017 in Nature
• Florida Man caught stealing license tag off PBSO car with deputies inside, 31 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Tampa Teacher fired after tweeting about Harvey being Karma, 31 Aug 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart parking lot, 30 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man uses White Nationalist Flag to Attack a Costa Rican, 30 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Shirtless Micanopy Man threatens parents with rifle and dead possum, 30 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Leftover chicken wings help police bust Cape Coral man for DUI, 30 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Florida dad threatens to blow up school in Chipley, 30 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Hell, 30 Aug 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Florida mom leaves toddler in car while shopping at Publix, 29 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man films a Florida Driver, 29 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it, 29 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Living as a Lizard, 29 Aug 2017 in Original Memes
• Costanza Gun, 29 Aug 2017 in Photos
• Panhandle Man masturbates at Panama City Beach wearing a ‘Be Free’ shirt., 29 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Schools in Venice refuse to close during flooding; school bus nearly capsizes, 29 Aug 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man robs the woman who gave him a place to sleep, 28 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Stand Your Ground, 28 Aug 2017 in Information
• Alligatorman, 28 Aug 2017 in Screenshots
• Kissimmee officials have voted to ban medical marijuana dispensaries, 28 Aug 2017 in Politics
• Letter to State Attorney: Shark Dragging Incident, 28 Aug 2017 in Information
• Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide, 28 Aug 2017 in Madness
• Toe Truck, 27 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Panhandle Man found not guilty of sexually abusing family dog, Baby Girl, 27 Aug 2017 in Crime
• 2 dead bodies found in Weirsdale Dollar General parking lot, 26 Aug 2017 in Madness
• Florida Man stuffs $1,000 in his rectum to hide it from deputies, 26 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Talk Shit, Get Hit, 26 Aug 2017 in Random Memes
• Floridian defends herself against a racist woman, 26 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Thug Life Everglades Man, 25 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Marion County man hides heroin in prosthetic leg during jail booking, 25 Aug 2017 in Crime
• The Many Flags of Florida, 25 Aug 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Man caught rolling a synthetic marijuana blunt allegedly punches off-duty female deputy, 25 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Panhandle Man robs Bubba’s Pizza with his 5-year-old son, 25 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Florida Man Is First To Die Under New Lethal Injection Protocol, 25 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Tampa Man fights cops after getting cut off from Hooters bar, 25 Aug 2017 in Crime
• The best selling magazine in Florida, 24 Aug 2017 in Original Memes
• Florida Man takes a dump in a parking lot, 24 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Florida man stops to have sex during burglary, 24 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Tamagotchi Pet – Florida Style, 24 Aug 2017 in Original Memes
• For the first time in Florida, a white person is set to be executed for killing a black person, 24 Aug 2017 in Crime
• Never Sleep Outside With Cereal, 24 Aug 2017 in Random Memes
• Florida Mom arrested for leaving kids in hot car while she drinks at bar, 24 Aug 2017 in News
• Biking in Florida City, 24 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Florida man tells deputy: I couldn’t pass field sobriety test ‘if I was sober’, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• ‘Kiss my ass!’ yells Fort Pierce man as he moons police, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida man rode bicycle to meet child for sex, deputies say, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man builds a little bedroom for his French bulldog, Hennessy, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• Let us make you feel like you’re in Florida, 23 Aug 2017 in Information
• White Supremacist from Orlando Runs for Republican Senate, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it, 23 Aug 2017 in News
• Map of Florida for the Tourists, 23 Aug 2017 in Media
• Bill would block use of food stamps for soda in Florida, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida man dies after he’s sucker punched at gas station, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• Real estate agent finds human remains while showing Florida property, police say, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• Massive Manatee Orgies Underway, 22 Aug 2017 in Information
• Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Culinary Arts School, 22 Aug 2017 in Information
• Apopka Man openly masturbated in hospital before punching security guard, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• Sebastian Man Brings Fish Back To Life To Avoid Arrest, 22 Aug 2017 in News
• West Palm Beach Couple in Target, 21 Aug 2017 in Media
• Won’t you meet my Florida Neighbor?, 21 Aug 2017 in Videos
• POLL – Do you think they should remove the Confederate monument?, 21 Aug 2017 in Polls
• ‘Shark Dragging’ Petition Delivered to Ed Brodsky, 21 Aug 2017 in News
• Downtown Bradenton Covers Up Confederate Monument, 21 Aug 2017 in News
• Panama City Beach homeowner responds to group of burglars with AK-47, 21 Aug 2017 in News
• Drunk Florida Man hits 17 cars while trying to park, 20 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man throws rocks at pizza restaurant for denying him free foood, 20 Aug 2017 in News
• Gator of Peace, 20 Aug 2017 in Media
• Landlord facing first-degree murder charges after eviction goes wrong, 19 Aug 2017 in News
• Stingrays injure a dozen swimmers on Clearwater Beach, 19 Aug 2017 in News
• Brooksville man arrested wearing Confederate Flag mask, 19 Aug 2017 in News
• Nazi Furries in Florida, 19 Aug 2017 in Media
• Sarasota mom and daughter arrested in undercover investigation, 18 Aug 2017 in News
• Local alligator hunters kill 11-foot, 375-pound gator in Blackwater Bay, 18 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Woman drunkenly bites man’s fishing line at St. Johns County pier, 16 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line, 16 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man pulls out replica AR-15 rifle after a McDonald’s ran out of ice cream, 16 Aug 2017 in News
• Ybor City beating, robbery caught on camera, 16 Aug 2017 in News
• MTV Siesta Key Audition Answers, 16 Aug 2017 in Information
• Deliver the Shark Petition, 16 Aug 2017 in Information&News
• Shark-drag investigation uncovers other violations, 16 Aug 2017 in Information
• Tampa stripper stabbed partner in both eyes, shoved piece of wood down throat, 15 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida man gets 6 years for firing gun while taking selfie, 15 Aug 2017 in News
• UF Prepares for White Nationalist Leader, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• Tell Pedigree to STOP running ads on MTV’s ‘Siesta Key’, 14 Aug 2017 in Information
• South Florida man confesses to accidentally shooting wife 30 years after claiming suicide, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• When you take a Floridian to a museum…, 14 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida Man points gun at self-defense teacher, tells him ‘martial arts are crap’, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• Tallahassee’s Witch Grave, 14 Aug 2017 in Information
• Miami men charged in rare deer theft pleads not guilty, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• How medical marijuana prescription affects your right to bear arms, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• Gunshots in Florida, 14 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida Woman lights her cigarette while transporting a gas grill and blows up SUV, 14 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site, 13 Aug 2017 in News
• Vintage Delta Airlines Florida Poster, 13 Aug 2017 in Media
• Commissioners should just Ask Gary what they can do for him, 13 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida man dies after getting punched by his Uber driver, 12 Aug 2017 in News
• Lightning at Crystal River, 12 Aug 2017 in Photos
• Naked man runs away from police and gets tased on Florida’s U.S. Highway 1 [VIDEO] [NSFW], 12 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Florida couple arrested for ‘malicious’ punishment of child, 12 Aug 2017 in News
• Drunk Florida Man sets scooter on fire because he ‘got mad’ at it, 12 Aug 2017 in News
• Pompano Beach Firefighters Lose Their Jobs over Racist Noose Threat, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man discovers that a boa constrictor has been living in his attic for at least two years, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Miami nightclub shuts down after women’s naked dance-off video goes viral, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• ‘Ask Gary’ founder wants county to consider Siesta Key hotel, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Boycott 1-800-Ask-Gary Hotel on Siesta Key, 11 Aug 2017 in Information
• One donkey killed, one injured in suspected coyote attack off Beach Blvd., 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Quota? Florida troopers told to write 2 citations an hour per shift, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Email from Sarasota County Film & Entertainment Office, 11 Aug 2017 in Information
• Kendall Man Shoots AAA Contractor and Beats Dead Body With Cane, 11 Aug 2017 in News
• Sarasota County and MTV Siesta Key – Public Record Documents, 10 Aug 2017 in Information
• Florida Boy rolls through stop sign on bike, is threatened with Taser, 10 Aug 2017 in News
• Boycott These MTV Siesta Key Sponsors, 09 Aug 2017 in Information
• 5 arrested after undercover operation unveils illegal activities, Nazi propaganda, 09 Aug 2017 in News
• Andrew Van Sickle assigned as prosecutor in the infamous ‘shark’ case, 08 Aug 2017 in News
• Meet “Joey,” Siesta Key’s New Resident!, 08 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Sarasota native’s rant about the upcoming MTV reality show ‘Siesta Key’ goes viral, 08 Aug 2017 in News
• Uber driver prevents a St. Petersburg man from killing himself, 08 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Cocaine-Fueled 100 MPH Run in Red Chevy Corvette, 08 Aug 2017 in News
• Heritage Not Hate, 07 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida Man crashes into a Disney World bus, injures 5 people, 07 Aug 2017 in News
• Being a Florida Kid, 07 Aug 2017 in Media
• Twitter conversation with Priest John Bulla, 07 Aug 2017 in Information
• Describing Weather in Florida, 07 Aug 2017 in Media
• RSS Feed, 07 Aug 2017 in Information
• Florida Teen Redneck Imposters, 07 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida Couple Diving For Lobster Instead Finds Human Bones, 07 Aug 2017 in News
• 70-year-old Tequesta Man pulls a gun out in Publix checkout line, 06 Aug 2017 in News
• Turtle Beach, 06 Aug 2017 in Media
• Yemayá – Mother Goddess of the Ocean, 06 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida family booked for growing $1 million in marijuana, stealing electricity, 05 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Woman arrested after flashing her father in an argument, 05 Aug 2017 in News
• South Florida man sentenced after disemboweling girlfriend during sex, 05 Aug 2017 in News
• Statement from the FWC and Manatee County State Attorney’s Office, 04 Aug 2017 in News
• Twitter Share Buttons Added, 04 Aug 2017 in Information
• What Would Shark Boi Say?, 04 Aug 2017 in Media
• Divide and Conquer, 04 Aug 2017 in Media
• Marion County Sheriff’s Officer encounters a wild bear, 04 Aug 2017 in News
• Exclusive interview with Miami rapper “The Joker” on Douchebag TV, 04 Aug 2017 in Videos
• Boycott Siesta Key MTV, 04 Aug 2017 in Information
• Florida Dictionary, 04 Aug 2017 in Information
• Alex Kompothecras from MTV’s ‘Siesta Key’ Shoots a Hammerhead Shark, 03 Aug 2017 in News
• 77-year-old Pinellas Man douses girlfriend in lube for denying him sex, 03 Aug 2017 in News
• Two former Marines take down purse snatcher at Cape Coral Publix, 03 Aug 2017 in News
• 73-year-old “sugardaddy” banned from Daytona Beach for seeking “sugarbaby”, 03 Aug 2017 in News
• Jacksonville Woman trashes Chick-fil-a restaurant over chicken nuggets, 03 Aug 2017 in News
• Fight over free lipstick breaks out at MAC Cosmetics counter at Orlando mall Saturday, 02 Aug 2017 in News
• Florida Man arrested after fighting his son about a hedgehog, 02 Aug 2017 in News
• Pinellas has Florida’s first sexually transmitted Zika case of 2017, 02 Aug 2017 in News
• Man Fishing, 01 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida Man Brings an Umbrella to a Gun Fight at Fort Walton Beach, 01 Aug 2017 in News
• Federal agent shoots himself in the foot at Orlando International Airport, 01 Aug 2017 in News
• Shark Lives Matter, 01 Aug 2017 in Media
• Voting Rights Restoration Efforts in Florida, 01 Aug 2017 in Information
• FWC is still gathering evidence about the shark incident, 01 Aug 2017 in News
• Emails about the shark torture incident, 01 Aug 2017 in Information
• A strip club, a fight, two car crashes, gunfire and a bullet-riddled car and driver, 01 Aug 2017 in News
• What’s the hottest month in Florida? VOTE HERE!, 01 Aug 2017 in Media
• Visit Florida – Top Attractions, 01 Aug 2017 in Media
• Florida man doesn’t believe wife tried to kill him by setting the bed on fire, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Vehicle burglary suspects crossdressed, hid window smasher in buttocks, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Wakulla County Man, 31 Jul 2017 in Videos
• ‘Siesta Key’ red-carpet event canceled; protest was in works, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Toucan, 31 Jul 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Deputies still searching for the man who caused an explosion in a McDonald’s bathroom, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Why did you come to Florida? Why are you still here?, 31 Jul 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Space Shark, 31 Jul 2017 in Media
• Suicide Prevention Drones, 31 Jul 2017 in Media
• Detoxing in Florida, 31 Jul 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Florida Man Set Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend On Fire In Front Of Her 2 Young Kids, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Explosion in a McDonald’s bathroom on OBT leads to an investigation, 31 Jul 2017 in News
• Open Letter to the FWC, 30 Jul 2017 in Information
• Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up, 30 Jul 2017 in Information
• It is perfectly legal for ex-cops to punch you in the face if they’re having a bad day in Florida, 30 Jul 2017 in Media
• Miami Teen Gets Caught With a Fraud To-Do List, 30 Jul 2017 in News
• Winter Haven police officer arrested for sex with teenage girl, 30 Jul 2017 in News
• Marion woman brings child to convenience store armed robbery, deputies say, 29 Jul 2017 in News
• Ocean Ritual, 29 Jul 2017 in Media
• Tampa Bay Comic Con Leads to an Arrest for Stalking, 29 Jul 2017 in News
• Couple Hugged Before Lying on Train Tracks in Suicide Pact, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Summoning Shark Boi, 28 Jul 2017 in Media
• Please Don’t “Barrel” Through Our Job Site, 28 Jul 2017 in Media
• Sign a petition making animal cruelty a second degree felony in Florida, 28 Jul 2017 in Information
• Valparaiso man charged with sexually molesting horse, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Old man waves his cane around and drags a table into the street, gets arrested, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Welcome to Miami, 28 Jul 2017 in Media
• Pasco woman set husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Choose Your Warrior – Death Match, 28 Jul 2017 in Media
• Argument over Magic the Gathering card game leads to stabbing, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Fort Lauderdale hotel guest caught on camera punching out valet, 28 Jul 2017 in News
• Several new outlets mention our petition to indict Michael Wenzel and Robert Lee “Bo” Benac, 28 Jul 2017 in Information
• Pensacola Man rents his home for $250 on Craigslist, 27 Jul 2017 in News
• Angry Gator arrested on the porch of a Boynton Beach home, 27 Jul 2017 in News
• Inspection at Miami Checkers goes horribly wrong, 27 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man tries to steal police car with officer in it, 27 Jul 2017 in News
• Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale, 26 Jul 2017 in News
• Zimmerman, 26 Jul 2017 in Random Thoughts
• Jaxon Social tried to cover up health inspector’s notice with handwritten sign, 26 Jul 2017 in News
• Brooksville man threatens couple with samurai sword in road rage incident, 26 Jul 2017 in News
• Fort Myers Woman claims to have found an iguana leg in her pizza sauce, 25 Jul 2017 in News
• Boaters drag a tormented shark around while laughing, 25 Jul 2017 in News
• Charlie the Gator Chomps on a Port Charlotte Man Bathing in Retention Pond, 25 Jul 2017 in News
• Please be patient, I have autism, 25 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida’s African Connection, 25 Jul 2017 in Information
• Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs, 25 Jul 2017 in News
• Gaspar’s Lost Treasure, 24 Jul 2017 in Information
• Florida Man Cuts off Gator Tail to Impress Girlfriend and Tries to Sell it to Neighbors, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• Missed Connections – Tampa Bay, 24 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Man Learns the Hard Way Not to Joke About Bar Tab Being Payment to ISIS, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• Tampa’s a shitty place to live, 24 Jul 2017 in Information
• Florida deputy fired after taking naked photos on duty, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida to Pay Legal Fees in Case That Kept Doctors From Discussing Guns, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• Snooty, the world’s oldest captive manatee, dies in Florida at 69 years old, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Woman grabs deputy’s crotch, won’t let go, 24 Jul 2017 in News
• lol drowning, 23 Jul 2017 in Media
• How to buy drugs in Florida, 23 Jul 2017 in Information
• What are Floridians Most Afraid Of?, 23 Jul 2017 in Polls
• 85-year-old Florida Man loses $300K in online dating fraud, 22 Jul 2017 in News
• Floridians For Freedom, 22 Jul 2017 in Information
• How Florida explains our polarized politics, 22 Jul 2017 in News
• Lake County Vampires, 21 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Man asks neighbors for salt, then holds them hostage with gun and knife, 21 Jul 2017 in News
• Drunk Florida Man Livestreams Himself Speeding Recklessly Down Crowded Clearwater Beach, 21 Jul 2017 in News
• 10-year-old Florida Boy cuts off ankle monitor and steals another car, 21 Jul 2017 in News
• Racial Epithet Truck in Florida, 21 Jul 2017 in Media
• Ex-escort gets 16 years for trying to have husband killed, 21 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man says he stabbed dog for siding with girlfriend in arguments, 20 Jul 2017 in News
• Imagine, 20 Jul 2017 in Media
• Naked Man Takes a Stroll Through Pine Hills [NSFW], 20 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Teens Laugh at Drowning Man, 20 Jul 2017 in News
• Don’t be a racist prick, 20 Jul 2017 in Information
• Vero Beach Couple Allegedly Argue Over Masturbating In Shower, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Hialeah Man shoots out AT&T truck tires, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Road Side Attractions, 19 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Animals in Love, 19 Jul 2017 in Media
• Bear killed in a car accident, partner found dead near by, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Breaks Into Clubhouse, Steals Property, and Defecates in Shower, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Punches Son in the Face at a Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Restaurant, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• The reasons that ‘White Pride’ is racist, 19 Jul 2017 in Information
• Cape Coral man backs rental truck into his own home, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida drug dealer calls 911 to report missing cocaine, 19 Jul 2017 in News
• Vintage Florida Alligator Postcards, 18 Jul 2017 in Media
• Paul Congemi yells “Go Back To Africa” at audience during St. Petersburg mayoral race, 18 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Wildlife Mating Ritual Noises, 18 Jul 2017 in Information
• Three people shot outside a Florida health department, 18 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida is Complicated, 18 Jul 2017 in Media
• When You Take Your Gator for a Walk, 18 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida has about 1.3 million alligators in all 67 counties, 18 Jul 2017 in Information
• Alligator attacks Peace River swimmer in Arcadia, 17 Jul 2017 in News
• 15 pounds of frozen Italian sausage crashes down on family’s roof, 17 Jul 2017 in News
• Bradenton Heroin Dealer Arrested, 17 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Crashes Lexus into Lowe’s, Begins Cutting Lumber, 17 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Runs Off With Stacks of Lottery Tickets, 16 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Weather, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Teen Myths, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Aphrodisiac Ice Cream in Miami, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Max “Butt Size” for waterslide in Florida, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Ass Orgy, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Guns and Beer, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Gator Climbing Fence, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Clearwater Courtroom, 16 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg, 15 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Survives Huge Chunk of Scrap Metal Crushing His Car, 15 Jul 2017 in News
• Perverted Pastor Busted for Child Porn, 14 Jul 2017 in News
• Sinkhole Swallows Two Homes in Land O’ Lakes, 14 Jul 2017 in News
• Record Number of Gator Bites for 2017, 14 Jul 2017 in News
• I-95 in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade, 14 Jul 2017 in Media
• Meet One Florida Bear Who’s Gone Vegan, 13 Jul 2017 in Media
• Black Bear Eats From Bird Feeder in Oviedo, 13 Jul 2017 in News
• Brevard County Football Player Catches Gators in His Spare Time, 13 Jul 2017 in Media
• Learning to Drive in Florida, 13 Jul 2017 in Original Memes
• Angry Florida Man Shoots AAA Worker Because of Long Response Time, 13 Jul 2017 in News
• Daytona Beach Woman Outdrinks Her 15-Year-Old Daughter, 13 Jul 2017 in News
• Cocaine Found Inside Key West Cookie Monster, 12 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Gets Hug From Trump, Now Feels Like Trump’s Son, 12 Jul 2017 in News
• Visit Florida, 12 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Man with ‘White Pride’ tattoo celebrates his 40th arrest by doing opiates, meth, and heroin in his Astatula trailer park, 12 Jul 2017 in News
• Weird Florida, 12 Jul 2017 in Media
• Alligator Riding 4X4 ATV, 12 Jul 2017 in Media
• Swamp Uber, 12 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida currently has 1,772,523 Concealed Weapon Permit Holders, 12 Jul 2017 in Information
• Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater, 11 Jul 2017 in NSFW
• Sinkholes, 11 Jul 2017 in Media
• Deputies Taze Naked Man in The Villages… Twice, 11 Jul 2017 in News
• Boop, 11 Jul 2017 in Media
• Group of 80 People at Panama City Beach Form a Human Chain to Save a Drowning Family, 11 Jul 2017 in News
• The South Will Derp a Derp, 10 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Stepfather Excuses Child Abuse Charges Because He’s From a ‘Rich, White Family’, 10 Jul 2017 in News
• Global Warming and Florida Tourism, 10 Jul 2017 in Media
• Shark chomps off Florida Man’s legs at nude beach, 10 Jul 2017 in News
• Huge rattlesnake spotted near Bartow, 10 Jul 2017 in Media
• Priest Pulls a Gun Out During Florida Road Rage Incident, 09 Jul 2017 in News
• Old Man Crashes into Clearwater Art Studio, 09 Jul 2017 in News
• Alligator attacks man diving for golf balls, 09 Jul 2017 in News
• Tampa Man Fights Passengers and Tries to Open Exit Door on Delta Flight, Gets Bottle Smashed on Head, Unfazed, 09 Jul 2017 in News
• Three Pensacola women allegedly attack man with sticks and beer bottle, steal his car, 08 Jul 2017 in News
• Naked, drunk Cape Coral man arrested in Clearwater Beach hotel lobby, 07 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida News – Mom Leaves Kid in Hot Car, 07 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Mom Leaves Son in Hot Car, Complains to Arresting Cops that it’s ‘too hot’ in Squad Car, 07 Jul 2017 in News
• Daytona Beach’s Drive-in Church…, 06 Jul 2017 in Media
• Old Man Steals Kid’s Phone and Gets Gun Pulled on Him in Road Rage Incident, 06 Jul 2017 in News
• Miami Man Dons Anti-Riot Gear to Remove Iguana From Toilet, 06 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida News – Man Hid Wife’s Body in Freezer For Eight Years in Order to Collect Her Social Security Checks, 05 Jul 2017 in Media
• Florida Burglar Jumps into Pool to Hide From Police, 05 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Drives Car Filled With Propane Tanks Into Ex-Girlfriends Apartment, 05 Jul 2017 in News
• Hot Air Balloon Crash Lands into Pond Full of Alligators, 05 Jul 2017 in News
• How NOT To Pick a Password, 05 Jul 2017 in Information
• We Do Not Tolerate Racism, 04 Jul 2017 in Information
• Florida Man Hid Wife’s Body in a Freezer for 8 Years While Collecting Her Social Security, 04 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Beer, 04 Jul 2017 in Media
• How to Become Florida Man, 03 Jul 2017 in Information
• Wild Monkeys Attack Family at Silver Springs State Park in Ocala, 03 Jul 2017 in News
• Three Endangered Deer Rescued From Car in Florida Keys, 03 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Boy, 11, Charged With Grand Theft After Crashing SUV, 02 Jul 2017 in News
• Miami Convenience Store Clerk Fights Off Two Men Stealing ‘America’ Beer, 02 Jul 2017 in News
• Jacksonville Racing Greyhounds Test Positive for Cocaine, 02 Jul 2017 in News
• Cryo Squad Hacks St. Lucie County School District’s Twitter Page, 01 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Man Saves FHP Trooper’s Life by Lifting Vehicle With His Bare Hands, 01 Jul 2017 in News
• Rick Scott Passes ‘Anti-Science’ Law In Florida, 01 Jul 2017 in News
• Florida Woman Tries Swallowing Bag of Meth That Was Hidden in Her Butt, 01 Jul 2017 in News
• Fun Things To Do In Florida, 01 Jul 2017 in Information
• WDYD?, 01 Jul 2017 in Media
• St. Petersburg under ‘triple butt’ vandalism attack, 01 Jul 2017 in News
• Site Updates: All News Articles Now Have County Tags, 01 Jul 2017 in Information
• Jacksonville Man Sits on Gun, Shoots Self in Penis, 30 Jun 2017 in News
• The Problem With Writing About Florida, 30 Jun 2017 in Links
• Say One Nice Thing About Florida, 30 Jun 2017 in Media
• Bradley Barefoot Steals Forklift Again Because He Doesn’t Feel Like Walking, 29 Jun 2017 in News
• Y’all Stop Makin’ Fun of Florida, 29 Jun 2017 in Media
• Pinellas County Deputy boasts online, “Nothing Like Almost Shooting Someone to Set Your Head Right”, 29 Jun 2017 in News
• Thinking…, 29 Jun 2017 in Media
• FREE Shit-Posting Licenses for 7 Lucky Winners! Help us reach 24,000 Likes!, 29 Jun 2017 in Information
• Police search for cross-dressing man who’s been tying pantyhose to cars, 29 Jun 2017 in News
• Man shocked while trying to take mango off tree in Hialeah with metal pole, 28 Jun 2017 in News
• Innocent Man Spends 90 Days in Jail After Cops Mistake Drywall Powder for Cocaine, 28 Jun 2017 in News
• Vero Beach Man Hides in Bushes and Yells Obscenities at Passers-By, 28 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Woman Gets Impregnated by 11-Year-Old, 28 Jun 2017 in News
• Server Room – Behind the Scenes at WTF Florida?, 27 Jun 2017 in Media
• Lakeland Dad Attacks Good Samaritan Who Found Their Lost Toddler, 27 Jun 2017 in News
• Honest Descriptions of Florida Cities, 27 Jun 2017 in Information
• Honest Map of Florida, 27 Jun 2017 in Media
• Naked man arrested after Lake Wales couple finds him in their yard, 27 Jun 2017 in News
• Empty Boat Crashes Full-Speed into Daytona Beach, 26 Jun 2017 in News
• Remove Florida, 25 Jun 2017 in Media
• Florida Woman Trusts a Stranger to Borrow Her Car along with Her 4-Year-Old Daughter, 25 Jun 2017 in News
• Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage, 25 Jun 2017 in News
• Bazooka Ricky gets caught in Pasco County, 25 Jun 2017 in News
• Villager goes on wild golf cart ride after getting drunk at community pool, 25 Jun 2017 in News
• Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home, 25 Jun 2017 in News
• Serial mailbox destroyer wreaks havoc on neighborhood, 24 Jun 2017 in News
• TSA officer steals money from passenger during pat down at MCO, 23 Jun 2017 in News
• Jacksonville Cop Threatens Jail Time for Jay Walking, 23 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida is filled with stupid people, 22 Jun 2017 in Media
• Carsurfing in Publix parking lot in Davie, Florida – VIDEO, 22 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Loses Pants Trying to Steal a Car, 21 Jun 2017 in News
• Turtle Relaxes in Pool, 21 Jun 2017 in Media
• Florida Man Puts Mouse Trap In Mailbox To Catch Thief – Catches Postal Worker Instead, 21 Jun 2017 in News
• Before Florida, After Florida, 20 Jun 2017 in Media
• The Circle of Life… in Florida., 20 Jun 2017 in Media
• Florida Mom tries to give her 2-year-old son away to strangers at Kountry Kitchen, 20 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida man jailed after claiming cannibals wanted to eat his intestines, 20 Jun 2017 in News
• You Guys, You All, or Y’all… How do you say it?, 19 Jun 2017 in Media
• Miami Uber Driver Fined for Not Speaking English, 19 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Fights Off 5 Shotgun Wielding Robbers With a Machete, 18 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Toddler pulls Loaded Gun from Toy Box during Child Welfare Investigation, 17 Jun 2017 in News
• Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse, 16 Jun 2017 in News
• Gainesville woman gets butt lift after stealing money from city, 15 Jun 2017 in News
• Bobcat Takes a Stroll at Siesta Key Beach, 15 Jun 2017 in News
• Lawsuit disputes ownership of $1 million lottery ticket sold in Lakeland, 15 Jun 2017 in News
• Putnam County sailor reported missing was on ship the entire time, 15 Jun 2017 in News
• Niceville man leads deputies on car chase through hay field, 15 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Stuffs 15 Bottles of Motor Oil and 30 DVDs into Pants, 14 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Woman Stabs Her Mother in Head, 14 Jun 2017 in News
• Immunity For Cop Who Raided Wrong Home, Shot Man’s Dog As It Ran Away, 14 Jun 2017 in News
• Rogue Spider Causes Florida Woman to Crash her Car into a Pole, 13 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man named Trigger accidentally shoots himself in ankle at Dollar General, 13 Jun 2017 in News
• Anti-Gay Protestor Arrested At Pulse Nightclub On Massacre’s One-Year Anniversary, 13 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida man attacks driver with baseball bat during road rage incident, 12 Jun 2017 in News
• Federal Judge Says Florida Neo-Nazi with Explosives in His Garage Isn’t a Threat, 12 Jun 2017 in News
• Naked Pensacola Man Runs Down Highway, 11 Jun 2017 in News
• Naked Florida man steals truck with swan sculpture in back, 10 Jun 2017 in News
• Anti-Racism Rally countering “Anti-Sharia March” in Orlando, 10 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Threatens Man With Machete To Go Steal Beer From Walmart, 09 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Shoots Python Eating his Goat, 09 Jun 2017 in News
• Old Lady Drives Car into Marion County Sheriff’s Office, 08 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Teen Arrested For Nearly Suffocating Girlfriend After Fight Over Baby Name, 08 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida woman pulls gun on clerk who refused dirty pennies, 07 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Man Calls 911 For Ride To Hooters, Gets Ride To Jail Instead, 07 Jun 2017 in News
• Naked Florida Man Tries To Open Police Car, 07 Jun 2017 in News
• Florida Mom Lets Snake Bite Baby, Puts Video Of It Online, 06 Jun 2017 in News
• Duane, 05 Jun 2017 in Media
• Anti-Muslim March vs. Anti-Racism Rally – June 10, 2017 – Orlando, FL, 04 Jun 2017 in News
• Lehigh Acres man hits a flamingo with a rock at Busch Gardens, 04 Jun 2017 in News
• Is man-made climate change real? Florida’s top GOP leaders won’t say, 02 Jun 2017 in News
• Hurricane Season, 01 Jun 2017 in Media
• Florida Man does Chicken Dance to Distract Police, 31 May 2017 in News
• 11-year-old girl ‘forced to marry her rapist’ from church in Florida, 30 May 2017 in News
• Florida man unplugs bounce house, trapping kids inside, 30 May 2017 in News
• Florida Woman paid 15-year-old $300 for sex, 30 May 2017 in News
• Tiger Woods blames DUI arrest on prescription medications, 29 May 2017 in News
• Naked man masturbates on top of excavator on a Florida highway, 28 May 2017 in News
• Man arrested after urinating in mailbox, 25 May 2017 in News
• Teacher kisses fourth-grade student while cameras roll, 24 May 2017 in News
• Florida Man Who Blamed Big Penis For Girlfriend’s Death Acquitted, 23 May 2017 in News
• Bystander stops naked man from molesting cat, 22 May 2017 in News
• Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit, 22 May 2017 in News
• White supremacist converts to Islam — then kills neo-Nazi pals for disrespecting his new faith, 22 May 2017 in News
• Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode, 21 May 2017 in News
• Visit Florida signs marketing contract in Syria, 16 May 2017 in News
• Most Googled Question in Florida, 15 May 2017 in Media
• Florida Woman Sues Over Camel Attack, 14 May 2017 in News
• Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’, 08 May 2017 in News
• Orlando woman plans to take her gun into Target bathrooms to protect herself from transgender people, 08 May 2017 in News
• Florida Man Fatally Stabs Himself With Shoplifted Knife, 07 May 2017 in News
• Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument, 04 May 2017 in News
• Naked Florida Man Attacks Mailboxes with Machete, 02 May 2017 in News
• Trump signs executive order that could allow Oil Drilling on Florida coast, 02 May 2017 in News
• Florida woman arrested for smoking crack while giving birth at home, hiding baby in backyard, 01 May 2017 in News
• Florida Rated Number One Cheapest State for Retirement, 01 May 2017 in News
• Gator-ade Turkey, 29 Apr 2017 in Media
• Bradley Barefoot steals forklift because it was better than walking, 28 Apr 2017 in News
• Popeyes employee shot in leg after customer says meal cost too much, 27 Apr 2017 in News
• Retirement: Top Three Greatest Places to Die in Florida, 25 Apr 2017 in News
• Florida man accused of stealing neighbor’s underwear, leaving others he wanted her to wear, 21 Apr 2017 in News
• Florida Senator Who Used Racial Slur Resigns, 21 Apr 2017 in News
• Florida senator who used racial slur resigns, 21 Apr 2017 in News
• Florida church sends $1,000 collection notice to single mother because she didn’t tithe, 19 Apr 2017 in News
• Come to Florida, 16 Apr 2017 in Media
• More road rage gun violence in Florida than any other state, 12 Apr 2017 in News
• Man put cigarette out on girl’s head, 24 Mar 2017 in News
• Gulf Breeze woman spits on cop, says she’s Pakistani royalty, 24 Mar 2017 in News
• Dolphin Rape, 18 Mar 2017 in Media
• Drunk man crashes stolen forklift in Florida Keys, 13 Mar 2017 in News
• Florida Man Tries to Set Convenience Store On Fire to ‘Run the Arabs Out of Our Country,’ Sheriff Says, 12 Mar 2017 in News
• Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court, 09 Mar 2017 in News
• You need to make at least $20 an hour to afford a two-bedroom in Florida, says report, 04 Mar 2017 in News
• Girl Scout cookies, $20 lead to ‘mass chaos’ at Palm Coast Wal-Mart, 02 Mar 2017 in News
• Florida Man defensively parks his gigantic truck on top of road-raging Camry, 27 Feb 2017 in News
• FPL Wins Battle to Store Radioactive Waste Under Miami’s Drinking Water Aquifer, 25 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida Man beats girlfriend with sex toy because of his ‘inability to perform’, 21 Feb 2017 in News
• Ocala Man conspires to bomb Target stores to make company’s stock plummet, 17 Feb 2017 in News
• Child found chewing on used condom at school playground, 14 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida Man says he still loves the wife who tried to kill him in botched murder-suicide, 14 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex, 13 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida Golfer Fights Off Alligator with Putter, 10 Feb 2017 in News
• Naked Florida man takes a dump and bicycles away, 07 Feb 2017 in News
• When you try to wrestle a gator, but you ain’t from Florida…, 01 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida man shot cat ‘because it looked at him like he owned the place’, 01 Feb 2017 in News
• Florida Man smears feces on his neighbor’s car over HOA rules, 01 Feb 2017 in News
• Paul Congemi charged with felony elder abuse on his own mother, 31 Jan 2017 in News
• Arsonist(s) burn ‘little library’ full of books in Niceville, 29 Jan 2017 in News
• South Florida rapper busted for guns, drugs while illegally parked in handicapped spot, 27 Jan 2017 in News
• Florida woman accused of throwing tampon at police officer, 27 Jan 2017 in News
• Florida Man charged with kidnapping after mistaking a bike for his son’s., 26 Jan 2017 in News
• Climate change activist walking barefoot across U.S. killed by SUV in Florida, 24 Jan 2017 in News
• Woman linked to theft of car after teeth found inside, 18 Jan 2017 in News
• Naked Florida Man breaks into house for sesame seeds, 14 Jan 2017 in News
• Day care owner is arrested for buying meth instead of paying his employees, 14 Jan 2017 in News
• Woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting, 14 Jan 2017 in News
• Pit Bull Named Scarface Attacks 3 Over Christmas Sweater, 03 Jan 2017 in News
• Eustis police officer accused of waving gun at woman in road-rage incident, 30 Dec 2016 in News
• Jupiter woman with dagger threatens brother who ate dumplings, 30 Dec 2016 in News
• Teen arrested after Palm Springs man robbed while holding son, 29 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida Woman Arrested after Hitting Ex-Boyfriend for Kissing Her Mother, 29 Dec 2016 in News
• Palmetto man kills girlfriend’s rabbits and continues abuse, 29 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida Man used his baby’s stroller to steal shampoo, prosecco, and cocktail sausages, 24 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida man punches drive-through employee over cold fries, 19 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Weapon in Club while Taking Gun Selfie, 19 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida teacher who threatened to get students ‘sent back to Africa’, gets suspended, 19 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida Face Tattoo, 17 Dec 2016 in Media
• 1 Million Dollars Secretly Spent on Shitty Pitbull Song to Promote Florida Tourism, 16 Dec 2016 in News
• Florida Man high on flakka tries to break into jail, 15 Dec 2016 in News
• Gator Riding a Manatee, 13 Dec 2016 in News
• ‘This is for Donald Trump’: White man repeatedly punches Hispanic worker in the back of the head, 30 Nov 2016 in News
• St. Pete will be the first city in Florida to use 100 percent renewable energy, 23 Nov 2016 in News
• Florida man breaks into home, cooks and eats pizza while inside, 13 Nov 2016 in News
• Florida Cop accidentally shoots up wrong house, 23 Oct 2016 in News
• Florida Woman tries to assault a 14 year old boy, 21 Oct 2016 in News
• Vote NO on anti-solar Amendment 1, 15 Oct 2016 in News
• Florida Mom arrested for mailing drugs to her incarcerated daughter, 14 Oct 2016 in News
• Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane, 09 Oct 2016 in News
• Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144, 09 Oct 2016 in Madness
• Florida man chased teens with knife while hurling racial epithets, 08 Oct 2016 in News
• 350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus., 07 Oct 2016 in News
• Hurricane Matthew, 06 Oct 2016 in Media
• Florida Adults Fist Fighting At Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza, 05 Oct 2016 in News
• Florida candidate for U.S. Senate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood, 05 Oct 2016 in News
• Florida Cop bakes a ‘Sorry I Tased You’ cake for the innocent woman he attacked, 01 Oct 2016 in News
• Bradenton Man Makes Underwater Glock 9mm to Hunt Lionfish, 28 Sep 2016 in News
• Florida man, high on meth, ‘cuts off genitals, feeds them to alligator’, 20 Sep 2016 in News
• More Florida People Shooting Stuff, 19 Sep 2016 in News
• Tampa’s newest bikini-clad street performer makes Nebraska Avenue ‘Holla’, 04 Sep 2016 in News
• Florida Cop Accidentally Shoots and Kills 73 Year Old Librarian As Crowd Watches in Horror, 10 Aug 2016 in News
• Florida Man steals Jaguar to go buy cocaine, ends up getting car stolen, 03 Aug 2016 in News
• Orlando man accused of attacking Pinky the flamingo, 03 Aug 2016 in News
• Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’, 26 Jul 2016 in News
• Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn, 26 Jul 2016 in News
• Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A, 26 Jul 2016 in News
• Donald Lee Hicks rams his Confederate Flag van into black couple while shouting racial slurs, 26 Jul 2016 in News
• Tampa Mayor jokes about watching reporters ‘cry like little girls’ as he pointed machine gun at them, 01 Jun 2016 in News
• Road Rage: Car runs over Motorcycle near Tampa, Florida, 14 May 2016 in News
• Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs, 22 Mar 2016 in News
• Blowjob for a tip at this Tampa Bay Denny’s [NSFW], 07 Mar 2016 in NSFW
• Florida Man Shot by Ohio Man During Argument Over Which State has the Best Strip Clubs, 20 Feb 2016 in Crime
• “President Barack Obama Highway” replaces “Old Dixie Highway”, 14 Dec 2015 in News
• Florida Woman purposely defecates in a cop car after being arrested for beating up an old man, 01 Dec 2015 in News
• More Floridians accidentally shooting people, 12 Nov 2015 in News
• Alligator enjoys eating a Python at a Florida Golf Course, 12 Nov 2015 in Media
• Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid, 06 Nov 2015 in News
• Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel, 02 Nov 2015 in News
• Anonymous reveals Kent Guinn, mayor of Ocala, as a member of the KKK, 01 Nov 2015 in News
• Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion, 01 Nov 2015 in News
• Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula, 30 Oct 2015 in News
• Miami People Cheer as a Schizophrenic Woman Strips in Johnny Rockets, 29 Oct 2015 in NSFW
• Pinellas County cops arrest rogue alligator., 26 Oct 2015 in Media
• Florida Mom arrested after cops find her child in a dog kennel, 24 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man tries selling a stolen car back to the owner, 21 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man gets a DUI in his Motorized Wheelchair, 19 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex, 17 Oct 2015 in News
• Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea, 16 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man is in jail after recording himself having sex with a puppy, 15 Oct 2015 in News
• Small plane crashes into trailer park near Lake Worth, 14 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend, 13 Oct 2015 in News
• SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck, 12 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle., 11 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man tells cop his dog was driving, 11 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida man attacks with a hot sauce bottle in fight over graham crackers, 11 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man lights himself on fire for “Facebook Fire Challenge”, 10 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Man caught masturbating in Burger King, 10 Oct 2015 in News
• Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet, 09 Oct 2015 in News
• Artist Covers Florida House in Aluminum Foil, 09 Oct 2015 in News
• Florida Woman’s friend mistakes super glue for eye drops, 09 Oct 2015 in News
• Graceful Florida Creature, 08 Oct 2015 in Media
• Florida Man snaps his wife’s sex toy in half out of jealousy., 08 Oct 2015 in News
• Seriously Florida…, 01 Oct 2015 in Media
• Brawl in the Deli Aisle – Baldwin Park Publix, 23 Sep 2015 in News
• Florida Bear Takes a Nap After Eating a Stolen Bag of Dog Food, 18 Jul 2015 in News
• Florida Man Punches Jimmy John’s Employee Because of Slow Service, 05 May 2015 in News
• Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say, 16 Apr 2015 in News
• Bobcat Nabs a Shark at Vero Beach, 08 Apr 2015 in Media
• Florida man steals $246 worth of steaks, runs into woods to escape Publix employee, 08 Apr 2015 in News
• WTF Florida?, 01 Jan 2015 in News
• Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart, 15 Oct 2014 in Crime
• Hahaha, 11 Jul 2014 in Media
• Freedom of information legislation – Open Records in Florida, 29 Jun 2014 in Information
• Florida Teen Kills his Nudist Grandma and Drives Around in a Minivan With her Dead Body, 24 Jun 2014 in News
• Miami Boy Steals Mom’s Car Because He Didn’t Want To Go To School, 10 Apr 2014 in News
• After being told to stop masturbating out in the open, Florida man sets apartment on fire, 03 Feb 2014 in Crime
• Florida police accused of racial profiling after stopping man 258 times, charging him with trespassing at work, 22 Nov 2013 in News
• Florida Man Drowns on Lawnmower, 22 Jul 2013 in News
• Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates, 22 Jan 2013 in News
• Ocala man performed sex acts on miniature donkey, 18 Sep 2012 in News
• Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her, 24 Apr 2012 in News
• Florida Man Fires AK-47 at Seafood Market for Running Out of Crawfish, 02 Jun 2011 in Crime
• Florida Passes Anti-Bestiality Law, 09 May 2011 in News
• Huge Alligator Swimming With Deer Shot and Killed, 15 Sep 2010 in Media
• Mayoral candidate Paul Congemi gets banned from KFC, 21 May 2009 in News
• Bestiality could be banned in Fla. following goat rape, 04 Jan 2008 in News
• Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend with Pet Gator and Beer, 17 Jul 2004 in Crime
• Hurricane Floyd, 14 Sep 1999 in Media