Tag: Trump
Democrats Upset They Can’t Blame Russia for America’s Shittiness, Relieved They Can Still Blame Florida
The Internet (WTFF) – No evidence links Russian influence to the fact that the United States is the laughing stock of the world, but lucky for Democrats, they’re still able to blame Florida. »
Florida man terrorizes Iraqi family, tells sheriff: ‘Trump will handle it’
Holiday (WTFF) – A 58-year-old Pasco County man may face hate crime charges after breaking into a family’s home and making threatening statements. »
MAGA Bomber’s Van
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PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3
Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola. These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.” People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their […] »
Trump Van
Spotted at a Winn-Dixie Plaza in St. Augustine. Posted by Dumbasses of Florida. »
Five Trump Advisors are Convicted Felons
Manafort, GUILTY. Cohen, GUILTY. Flynn, GUILTY. Gates, GUILTY. Papadopoulos, GUILTY. »
Trump Supporters are Delusional Traitors
Tampa (WTFF) – It’s hard to believe that Trump supporters are even real. Either these red hatters are paid to feign stupidity so the media can irritate rational people and continue the drama, or the simulation we’re living in is broken. People can’t be this stupid. They just can’t be… or can they? »
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Some Floridians Still Support Trump and Russia Despite Everything
Just turn on “regular news” to get the comedy version. It’s the same thing. »
Florida Cults
Butthurt Liberals Realize They’re Responsible for Trump’s Presidency
Technology built by smug liberals in coastal towns was used by Trump’s team to win the election, resulting in painful regret for many butthurt left-wingers. »
Russia Reminds the World They Could Blow Up Florida with Nukes
Let’s see if Trump’s nuclear button is bigger than both Kim Jong-Un’s and Putin’s… »
Florida Man arrested for tweeting an incoherent death threat
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Trump supporter was arrested for threatening former Congressman David Jolly through a tweet saying “shoot David jolly shoot him.” »
Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites
Gainesville (WTFF) – Cory Carnley, the high school student who bragged on Reddit about trying to get an undocumented classmate deported, was kicked out of school, supposedly. »
Trump, the “35th President”
Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144
Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144. Despite all of Trump’s statements mocking the religion of others, televangelist Paula White is apparently responsible for leading Donald Trump to Christ. However, she might […] »
