Florida Man with ‘White Pride’ tattoo celebrates his 40th arrest by doing opiates, meth, and heroin in his Astatula trailer park

Jason Gibbs, 42 of Astatula, has been arrested 40 times in Florida as of Wednesday, July 12. Gibbs was discovered with baggies of crystal meth, heroin and prescription opiate pills.
Jason Gibbs, 42 of Astatula, has been arrested 40 times in Florida as of Wednesday, July 12. Gibbs was discovered with baggies of crystal meth, heroin and prescription opiate pills. This is his latest mugshot from the July 12th arrest. (LCSO)

A 42-year-old man was arrested for the 40th time Wednesday after the Lake County Sheriff’s Office SWAT Team found him inside a camper trailer in Astatula, 30 miles west of Orlando.

Jason Gibbs was discovered with baggies of crystal meth, heroin and prescription opiate pills. It’s the fourth time deputies have executed a search warrant on the property. Full Story ⤳

Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage

The Villages - Golf Carts

The Villages, a hilariously-large retirement community in Florida, is the fastest-growing “city” in the country—with more than 117,000 people, 48 golf courses, geriatric sex (with a resulting high rate of STDs), and absolutely no children (they’re only permitted to visit for up to 30 days a year).

Residents primarily drive golf carts, with some luxury models costing up to $25,000; others were tricked out last year in support of Donald Trump. In 2005 the corporate-owned and fake-historied community set the world record for longest golf cart parade—perhaps surpassed by only the 100-meter dash as the world’s most prestigious record—with 3,321 carts.

But earlier this week in The Villages, there was news of another kind: A drug bust, followed by the discovery of a possible golf cart chop shop. Sumter County sheriff’s deputies and a SWAT team raided one Villager’s house Wednesday morning, after complaints from residents; there, they arrested five people on drug charges—including sale of methamphetamine and possession of heroin. One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.” Full Story ⤳

Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse

Colby Satterwhite

Things kept getting worse and worse for one Century man on Tuesday.

While being held in custody at the Escambia County Judicial Center on an outstanding warrant, authorities searched 25-year-old Colby Satterwhite and found a baggie of meth in the torn seam of his underwear.

Satterwhite was was being searched by Escambia County Sheriff’s Office (ECSO) deputies before his transportation to the county jail.

The ECSO said the baggie fell from Satterwhite’s crotch area to the ground.

He was charged with felony possession of meth and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. That is in addition to his original driving while license suspended charge.

Satterwhite posted bail on Wednesday and was released.

Source: weartv.com

Florida Woman lights meth trailer on fire, flashes breasts to bystanders

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A couple has been arrested after police found six containers of methamphetamine in the remains of a recreational vehicle that burned up Wednesday morning in an RV park along Philips Highway, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

Jaclyn Jirout, 24, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of arson in the hours after firefighters had put out the blaze at the Fleetwood Mobile Home and RV Park. Full Story ⤳