Florida Man used his baby’s stroller to steal shampoo, prosecco, and cocktail sausages

Publix

EUSTIS, Fla. – A 26-year-old man used a baby stroller to steal items from a grocery store, according to law enforcement in Florida.

Shortly before 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, a loss-prevention officer at Publix, said he saw Robert Kevin Hughes walk down the aisles with a baby stroller, then stuffing the stroller with items he didn’t pay for, police said.

After getting caught, investigators said Hughes took off, leaving the infant behind.

Officers said the man stole shampoo, prosecco and cocktail sausages, which were worth just over $22.

“It’s really sad that people have to stoop to that kind of level,” shopper Alyssa Ware said.

A report from the Eustis Police Department said Hughes took off when he was confronted, but left the baby, stroller and items behind. Full Story ⤳

Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Weapon in Club while Taking Gun Selfie

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A man has been arrested after he reportedly went into the bathroom of a St. Pete club to take a selfie with a handgun, but it went off and shot through the women’s restroom next door.

Ron Sorn, 34, tried to run from Club Lust after the gun went off, but officers in the area stopped him. He was arrested and charged with being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, possession of xanax, and possession of marijuana less than two grams.

Sorn was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on Saturday morning. He remains in jail.

 

Source: abcactionnews.com

Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula

Brandon Stepherson

Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula.

Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes after they say he robbed the Wells Fargo at 9250 Ben C. Pratt/Six Mile Cypress Parkway about 5:40 p.m. Wednesday outside the house where the home invasion occurred.

Brandon Stepherson, who robbed a bank with a spatula

A man at the home told investigators that went inside the Old Hickory Boulevard house after smoking on the back porch when he found Stepherson standing in his kitchen, according to a sheriff’s office arrest report.

He said that Stepherson demanded the keys to the car parked out front, but the man said he didn’t have the keys.

Stepherson started pulling keys off the hook on the wall before he “armed himself with a plastic spatula and used a set of keys as a weapon (between his knuckles,)” the report said.

Stepherson then said to the man: “I don’t want to hurt you, give me the keys to the car,” the report said.

The men started yelling at each other and Stepherson tackled him to the ground. Another man in the house joined in on the fight and Stepherson ran out of the home, one of the men flagged down an officer, who arrested Stepherson.

Between the charges from the two different agencies, Stepherson is being held on a total of $350,000 bond.

The Florida Highway Patrol and FBI helped with the investigation.

Source:

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/florida/2015/10/30/florida-man-robs-bank-spatula/74876016/

Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex

Priorities…

Ain’t that love? These two went out with a bang…

This 30-year-old Jacksonville local, Leanne Hunn, was cooped up in a mobile home with her boo thang, 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista. This guy was wanted by the police, who showed up at the trailer park to arrest him. The cops tried getting in for 45 minutes, and even called Leanne on the telephone..

She told the cops to wait, because she wanted to finish having sex with Ryan “one last time” before they arrested him… So in a stunning moment of white privilege, our good ‘ol boys in blue let them finish. The SWAT team then showed up  and our lovers were arrested and charged with resisting arrest and false imprisonment.

This really is a beautiful story though. I think anyone facing jail time would add a couple extra resisting arrest months to bust a nut.

So even though Florida is a giant shit hole full of trailer parks, at least there is still love…

These two put the Fuck in What the Fuck. Thank you Florida Woman and Florida Man, your bravery and dedication will be honored all over crappy news sites like this one, forever.

Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea

This 19 year old Fruitland Park resident, Casey Robert Dean, is in jail after stealing two motorcycles and selling them on Facebook.

Casey Robert Dean sold stolen dirt bikes on Facebook

Allegedly, he stole two dirt bikes from someone’s garage. In a stroke of brilliance he decided to sell them via Facebook post. In the first transaction he got an Xbox 360 and fifty bucks… then he scored a sweet pressure washer in a Sam’s parking lot in Lady Lake. Both of these transactions were initiated and discussed on Facebook. Our young entrepreneur is now is now facing $12,000 bond.

Police interviewed the kid and he told them “it was just a crazy idea” and that he was “learning from it.”

So I hope we all learned that it’s a bad idea to steal motorcycles and then sell them on Facebook. Thanks Florida Man, we all learned something today.

 

Source: http://www.villages-news.com/

Florida Man is in jail after recording himself having sex with a puppy

This Florida Man had sex with a puppy and filmed it.

Billy Joseph-Edward Taylor is a 25 year old Florida Man. He thought it would be a good idea to email his own personal sex tape to his girlfriend, I guess to turn her on or whatever Florida couples do, but in any case:

The video featured Billy Joseph-Edward-I-have-too-many-names Taylor having sexual contact with a young pit bull.

They broke up later and she turned him in out of spite. There exists a $10,000 bond for anyone disgusting enough to release this Florida Man.

He had been arrested twice before this, but only over stealing some rings to fund his dreams of becoming a tattoo artist

WTF Florida?

 

Sources:

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/florida-man-arrested-recording-himself-having-sex-/nn34X/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-recording-sex-puppy-article-1.2399025