Tampa stripper stabbed partner in both eyes, shoved piece of wood down throat

Justin Calhoun

KEY WEST, Fla. – A male stripper from Tampa was arrested Monday in Key West after he stabbed his partner in both eyes and shoved a piece of wood down his throat, police said.

Justin Calhoun, 24, faces a charge of attempted murder in connection with the violent domestic incident.

According to a Key West police report, Calhoun admitted to attacking Mark Brann so severely that the victim was flown to a Miami hospital to be treated for his injuries.

Calhoun told police that he and Brann had a sexual relationship and that he often stayed at Brann’s home in Key West. Calhoun said he and Brann got into an argument because he believed that Brann was a “cannibal,” Detective Jeff Dean wrote in the police report.

Brann got angry about Calhoun’s accusation and picked up a gun that was on a bed where they were laying, Calhoun told police. Calhoun said the gun fired as he fought with Brann for the gun, but no one was shot, Dean wrote.

Calhoun said he took the gun and planned to shoot Brann, but the gun jammed, the report said. Instead, Calhoun said, he grabbed a pen and stabbed Brann in both eyes, the report said. Full Story »

Florida Man points gun at self-defense teacher, tells him ‘martial arts are crap’

George Meyer

PORT ST. LUCIE – A Port St. Lucie parent was arrested Sunday after he pointed a loaded gun at a Grace Christian Academy self-defense instructor and told him “martial arts are crap”, city police said.

“Bang, you’re dead. No way you could have got me before I pulled it out,” George Meyer, 61, reportedly said.

Meyer, whose child is a student at the school, was attending an open house when he overheard the defense instructor telling someone that a gun is not always the best choice for self-defense since it can be easily taken away, said Sgt. Frank Sabol, Port St. Lucie police spokesman. Full Story »

Florida Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site

Mathew Horace Jones

CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage.

The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipment.

Around 9:10 p.m. the suspect, Mathew Horace Jones, used a forklift to damage the building under construction. Full Story »

Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Cocaine-Fueled 100 MPH Run in Red Chevy Corvette

David Whitlow

The sun is shining, the weather is warm, and the summer of Florida Man continues unabated. Deputies with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office arrested the driver of a little red Corvette in Ocala, Florida last weekend after he was reportedly seen driving at 100 mph on surface streets, but at least it was easy this time: The driver promptly told them he didn’t have a driver’s license, he had just taken Percocet and used cocaine, marijuana, and heroin, and he had fake tags on the car to boot. Full Story »

70-year-old Tequesta Man pulls a gun out in Publix checkout line

Lazare Cohen

After a man yelled at him in a Publix parking lot, a 70-year-old suburban Tequesta man is accused of confronting him in the check-out line and lifting his shirt to show his gun.

Tequesta police arrested Lazare Cohen on Thursday on charges of improper exhibit of a firearm and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a police report said. During a brief court hearing on Friday, a judge set his bond at $3,000. He remained in jail as of Friday afternoon.

A man told police that he was walking with his girlfriend through the parking lot to the Publix on 500 North US Highway 1 when a silver Dodge Caravan sped past them, nearly hitting them, the Palm Beach Post reports. The man yelled out, “slow down (explicit).”

At the checkout line, the driver came up to the man, lifting his shirt to show a pistol and said, “You are a (explicit) and that he was all talk,” according to a Tequesta Police Department arrest report. Then, the man left.

Cohen told police that he approached the man calmly to ask “if the yelling and cursing in the parking lot was necessary,” the report said. He said the man told him, “Get the (explicit) out of my face” and took a step forward. Full Story »

Exclusive interview with Miami rapper “The Joker” on Douchebag TV

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Tattooed Super Villain Joker Rapper Interviewed on Douchebag TV

Lawrence Sullivan immigrated to FL, U.S. from Peru as a young child. In his twenties, he experienced the dark side of life, selling drugs to survive and being abused by his ex-girlfriend, who was a prostitute behind his back and even tried to murder him with a machete. Even his good friend was murder in 2014, which sent him in a spiral downhill. After all the incidents, he felt he needed to be reborn, and he tattooed himself as the Joker. The Joker has been arrested multiple times, and made him infamous around the web, being featured on sites such as TMZ, Worldstar Hiphop, CBS news and more. He is facing 2 years prison time, in what he told me is a misunderstanding and is trying to turn his life around by rapping and entertainment. When asked where he see’s him self 5-10 years from now, he said he thinks he will be dead or in jail because society will not accept him and he refused to tone down his image. Douchebag TV has the video interview here!

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