Florida Man does Chicken Dance to Distract Police

PORT ST. LUCIE — When stopped by Port St. Lucie police, Shane Forsythe started doing the “chicken dance.”

But rather than celebrating the law enforcement encounter, police say Forsythe’s fowl jig served a foul purpose – functioning as a diversion for the passenger in his sport utility vehicle to run away, according to an arrest affidavit.

Police stopped Forsythe’s Ford Explorer on May 11 after noticing it had a missing headlight, “extremely” cracked windshield and two bald tires.

Police reported the vehicle was traveling erratically and that it appeared the passenger and driver were wrestling over the wheel.

When the Ford pulled in a driveway on Southeast Walsh Terrace, the driver – Forsythe – got out.

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Naked Woman covered in Ketchup sticks a Chair up her Butt in Miami

Angelic Valle
Angelic Valle covered herself in ketchup and stuck a chair up her butt at a Johnny Rockets in Miami.

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MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police have arrested a woman who they say lay naked on a table at a South Beach diner and poured ketchup on herself.

Witnesses told Miami Beach police a topless Angelic Valle turned over tables and chairs at Johnny Rockets earlier this month, then removed the bottom of her bikini before climbing on the table and pouring the ketchup on herself.

Onlookers said she then began to perform a kind of dance while she still lay prone on the table. Full Story ⤳