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Why did you come to Florida? Why are you still here?

People move to Florida for three reasons:

  1. They’re dying.
  2. They’re fucked up and/or on drugs.
  3. They actually believed our marketing material.

People stay in Florida for three reasons:

  1. The natural beauty.
  2. All the drugs.
  3. Rent is cheap, or they’re incarcerated.

Why did you come to Florida? Why are you still here?

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