Bystander stops naked man from molesting cat

Arnaz Gene McVayLEESBURG — Police on Friday arrested a man who a witness claimed he saw standing naked by the Leesburg Post Office trying to lure a cat out of the woods.

According to an arrest report, the witness told officers he saw Arnaz Gene McVay, 64, standing by the woods next to the Post Office on South 14th Street about 9:30 a.m. He said it appeared McVay had a handful of cat food and was trying to coax a cat out of the woods.

When the white cat emerged, McVay reportedly grabbed it and appeared to be trying to have sex with the cat. The witness said he confronted McVay and the men began to argue. The man said at some point McVay put on his shorts and rode off on a bike. Continue reading “Bystander stops naked man from molesting cat”

Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit

A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff’s brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.

At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue.

He hit a Citrus County Sheriff’s Office detective’s vehicle and pushed it about 30 feet into their new “Don’t Drink and Drive” patrol car. Continue reading “Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit”

Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode

fl-woman-thermosNEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination called police because she feared the thermos she was using to store sperm and dry ice might explode.

Felicia Nevins sought the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office help after she forgot to remove a rubber O-ring from the container.

The next thing Nevins knew, the incident was all over social media. That’s because the sheriff’s office posted details on Facebook. Continue reading “Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode”

Visit Florida signs marketing contract in Syria

“Visit Florida” CEO/President Ken Lawson signed a contract with AviaReps that included advertising in countries including Syria.

Open PDF Document of Contract

The original document was first hosted here:

https://visitflorida.app.box.com/s/onc2o4k7hjd4imp7vjbqebk5nukfm5hb

Visit Florida is the state’s marketing agency who in 2015, paid Miami rapper Pitbull $1 Million to promote tourism. Just when everybody thought that was the most incompetent thing possible, they accidentally plan to spend more tax dollars promoting tourism in Syria… could you imagine?

Satirical billboard of Pitbull / Visit Florida set in Syria
Artist rendition of possible budget usage for Visit Florida

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Florida Woman Sues Over Camel Attack

A Florida woman claims in a lawsuit that Beauvoir’s camel, Sir Camelot, attacked and injured her.

Sylvia June Abbott filed the lawsuit this week against the United Sons of Confederate Veterans Inc., identified as the operator of Beauvoir, in Harrison County Circuit Court.

The lawsuit says Abbott visited Beauvoir in October 2015. The Biloxi tourist attraction was the last home of Confederate president Jefferson Davis. She alleges Sir Camelot attacked her during the visit.

The lawsuit says she was injured mentally and physically, necessitating doctors’ visits and possibly future surgeries.

In the lawsuit, Abbott says Beauvoir knew, or should have known, the camel had “behaved dangerously” in the past. The suit does not specify any previous incidents. Continue reading “Florida Woman Sues Over Camel Attack”

Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’

VERO BEACH, Florida – On Wednesday, the Central Assembly Of God called the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office to report a man who exposed his penis during their church service in Vero Beach.

Christopher James Frey, 48, walked up during the service to the front of the stage and turned to face the crowd of 39 people.

Witnesses say Frey pulled down his pants and “exposed his penis to everyone in the room during the service,” according to the report.

Several men in the church ran to the front of the room and got Frey to “pull his pants up and escorted him out of the main area,” the report said.

Deputies then made contact with Frey and asked him why he exposed his penis to everyone in the room.

“The Lord told me to do it,” Frey told deputies.

Frey was arrested and transported to the Indian River County Jail where he was charged with exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct.

DISCLAIMER: Arrests and mugshots were made public by complaint affidavits, arrest affidavits, and police reports. All persons arrested are innocent until proven guilty.

Source: sebastiandaily.com

Orlando woman plans to take her gun into Target bathrooms to protect herself from transgender people

After Target announced its transgender customers and employees can use store bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity, Orlando-based Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver said she would be taking her Glock .45 into Target’s restrooms, saying the gun “identifies as my bodyguard.”

CBS News reported earlier this month that the Liberty Counsel has drafted legislation to “protect those who cite religious beliefs for refusing to serve or employ gay or transgender people” in at least 20 states.

“It is only about being free to pursue your faith,” says Mathew Staver, founder of the organization and Anita Staver’s husband, to CBS News. “We have no interest in discriminating against anyone.”

Target’s policy was a reaction against the recently passed North Carolina law that stops transgender people from using bathrooms for the gender they identify with and blocks local municipalities from passing nondiscrimination laws. Since the company’s announcement, conservative activists have launched a #BoycottTarget campaign, protested outside their local Targets, and as this Daily Commercial story details, planned to have a male conservative blogger “barge into the Mount Dora store Thursday and demand to use the women’s restroom.”

Source: orlandoweekly.com

Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument

Deborah Ann Burns of Immokalee, Fla., allegedly threw a knife at her boyfriend of six years, Willie Butler, 53, after he broke wind on her head. (Collier County Sheriff's Office)

A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.

Burns told cops they were fighting about cash when Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.

She confronted him and things turned ugly — with Butler allegedly throwing a knife at her, which missed. Continue reading “Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument”

Trump signs executive order that could allow Oil Drilling on Florida coast

Despite Florida’s ridiculousness, we must admit that it’s natural beauty is a wonder to behold. President Trump has just signed an executive order that threatens this natural beauty. This order warrants oil drilling in areas that include the South Atlantic Ocean area, which extends south to near Cape Canaveral. You can see the executive order here:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/04/28/presidential-executive-order-implementing-america-first-offshore-energy

We must not forget the devastation caused in April 20, 2010 when the Deepwater Horizon oil spill discharged 4.9 million barrels of oil into our precious ocean. Infant dolphins were dying six times faster than they did before the spill (Source).

“This is paradise,” said Senator Bill Nelson. “We don’t want to mess it up. We want to keep Florida as this place that is so beautiful so that our families and our guests can continue to enjoy.”

Bill Nelson has filed a bill to block expansion of offshore drilling, which you can learn more about on his website: billnelson.senate.gov

Our coral reef system would be in great danger if this order goes through, which has a domino effect of consequences. Once oil comes into contact with corals, it can kill them or impede their reproduction, growth, behavior, and development. The entire reef ecosystem can suffer from an oil spill, affecting the many species of fish, crabs, and other marine invertebrates that live in and around coral reefs.

Tourism would be affected as well… this should get the attention of those less concerned with life and more concerned with money.

“We have long been wise enough to know that we do not allow oil and gas rigs near our beaches in the state of Florida,” said Democratic Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. “They are just too sensitive and too vital to our fishing and tourism economy and our unique way of life.”

This is a non-political issue. This is about making the world we live in a safer place, and preserving the only planet we’ve found so far that can support human life. Let’s try not to destroy it.

“As a delegation, we have always drawn a line in the sand when it comes to drill off of Florida’s coast line and that’s why we’re here again today,” said Wasserman-Schultz. “We’re drawing a deeper bipartisan line in the sand that says “keep your drill baby drill policies away from our vital sensitive Florida coast.”