Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police

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Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando.

Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website.

As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this big house with her boyfriend became suicidal.

She picked up a gun (Florida homes usually have several lying around) and tried to evoke a pity party, telling her boyfriend that she was going to kill herself.

The boyfriend, who obviously has never read any Florida news, did the worst thing possible in this situation…

He called the cops.

They arrived, and did exactly what they’re trained to do. They shot her.

The woman was taken to the hospital with a gunshot wound that is not life-threatening, police said.

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has taken over the investigation, as is standard for officer-involved shootings.

Source: wftv.com

Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy

Most of us guys remember having a crush on a woman twice our age as a kid. Well, here we are in the future, and while we don’t have hoverboards yet, we do have the ability to send information at nearly the speed of light through satellites…

We can use this technology for many things: good and evil.

Stephannie Figueroa, age 20, who works at Next Gen Xtreme Martial Arts in Orlando, chose the evil path and used these powers to flirt with an 11-year old boy. Full Story »

Florida Mom arrested for leaving kids in hot car while she drinks at bar

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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) – Two Orange County officers were reportedly called to check on two children, who were left in a running vehicle for over an hour.

Upon arrival, they fond two children in the backseat of a running silver Ford Focus. There was no parent or adult around. The officers opened the door and found the little girl, reportedly about five years old, crying hysterically. There was also another smaller male child, reportedly three of four years old, sleeping in a car seat. Full Story »

Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses

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So, this guy drove to Harbor Freight and bought a welder’s mask to view the eclipse… problem is, ends up the car was stolen. We are not sure whether he knew that or not, and since everybody in the world is completely full of shit (from police to thieves) there’s really no way of knowing. We do not know that he stole the car, only that he was in possession of the stolen vehicle. Since this is the good ol’ boy south, cops thought it would be funny to post his picture on Facebook before any trial (but to be fair, it’s a pretty funny story). Full Story »

Apopka Man openly masturbated in hospital before punching security guard

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A man was arrested Wednesday after he masturbated in a hospital, then punched the security officer and nurse who asked him to pull his pants up, according to arrest records.

Juan Delon, 36, faces charges of aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, brawling in public and indecent exposure of sexual organs, according to the Apopka Police Department. Full Story »

Fight over free lipstick breaks out at MAC Cosmetics counter at Orlando mall Saturday

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The MAC Cosmetics counter at Macy’s in the Orlando Fashion Square Mall saw Black Friday-esque chaos Saturday when it gave away free lipstick.

The event was part of the makeup store’s companywide campaign celebrating National Lipstick Day, according to MAC. It gave away full tubes of its lipstick to early birds willing to maneuver through the mall before the store ran out.

But things got ugly at about 12:30 p.m. when some women reportedly cut in line, ticking off those who’d been waiting their turn. A fight broke out, and police were called to the store for a report of a “general disturbance,” according to the Orlando Police Department. Full Story »