Vero Beach Man Hides in Bushes and Yells Obscenities at Passers-By

VERO BEACH – Imagine you’re a woman walking her 7-year-old child down the sidewalk, when suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes and starts screaming obscenities at you.

This scenario became a reality near a Jungle Club in Vero Beach.

Indian River County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call about a drunk man yelling obscene things at people. They showed up and found a man laying in a flower bed behind some bushes.

Joseph Samuel Jones, age 22, was arrested as a result. He was also arrested last month for yelling obscenities at vehicles.

An empty 99 Bananas Schnapps liquor bottle was found next to Joseph. The officer tapped his leg, and Joseph opened his eyes, mumbled, and closed his eyes again, the deputy reports.

Joseph finally stood up, drunk and unsteady.

The cops had to physically place him in the patrol car, and once inside, he started slamming his head into the cage and rear door.

Joseph was taken to Indian River County Jail and charged with disorderly intoxication.

Florida Mom tries to give her 2-year-old son away to strangers at Kountry Kitchen

Amber Warner
Amber Warner is accused of abandoning her 2-year-old son in the parking lot of the Kountry Kitchen in Vero Beach.

A Florida woman is accused of abandoning her 2-year-old son in a restaurant parking lot after she unsuccessfully tried to give him to strangers, police said.

Amber Warner, 31, approached a couple as they were leaving the Kountry Kitchen in Vero Beach and tried to get them to take her son, who she was carrying, Vero Beach police said.

Warner told the couple, “I can’t do it,” and then put the boy on the ground before driving away in a black truck, police said. Full Story ⤳

Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’

VERO BEACH, Florida – On Wednesday, the Central Assembly Of God called the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office to report a man who exposed his penis during their church service in Vero Beach.

Christopher James Frey, 48, walked up during the service to the front of the stage and turned to face the crowd of 39 people.

Witnesses say Frey pulled down his pants and “exposed his penis to everyone in the room during the service,” according to the report.

Several men in the church ran to the front of the room and got Frey to “pull his pants up and escorted him out of the main area,” the report said.

Deputies then made contact with Frey and asked him why he exposed his penis to everyone in the room.

“The Lord told me to do it,” Frey told deputies.

Frey was arrested and transported to the Indian River County Jail where he was charged with exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct.

DISCLAIMER: Arrests and mugshots were made public by complaint affidavits, arrest affidavits, and police reports. All persons arrested are innocent until proven guilty.

Source: sebastiandaily.com

Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid

Angela Austin-Knight

Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida.

The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his wife was attempting to gain access using a porcelain toilet lid.”

When the cops arrived they found her standing in the kitchen holding a bottle of liquor.

Apparently they had been arguing, and as the intensity grew, this wild banshee woman started to  “chaotically swing” at him, hitting him in the face and chest. He did what any man would do and ran away to hide in the bathroom.

The Toilet Lid Terrorist

“After realizing the door was locked, Angela then grabbed a nearby porcelain toilet lid, and used it to break the kitchen window, where she made entry into the residence,” states the affidavit.

Once she gained access, she “threatened to hurt him further with the porcelain toilet lid.”

Austin-Knight, our femme fatale Floridian, gave the police several different statements about the wild night. She was extremely intoxicated, as most Florida people are at all times. She was arrested that night of Oct. 17, 2015 and taken to jail.

Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet

So this Florida Man found a human skull and decided to play with it. Waltzing into a grocery store in south Florida, he kindly entertained the customers with a puppet show.

“He was using it as a puppet,” said Nick Pecoraro… “It smelled like death.”

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/09/florida-homeless-man-brings-human-skull-into-grocery-store/