It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Packers Fan Sets Himself on Fire With Flaming Jersey after Losing Bet to Cowboys

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VERO BEACH, Florida – A 27-year-old man was rushed to the Indian River Medical Center after suffering second and third-degree burns after watching the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers game in Vero Beach. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office received a call about the incident around 9:00 p.m. Sunday from a home in the […] »

Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”

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VERO BEACH, Florida – Earlier this morning, the Vero Beach Police Department received a call about a burglary near the Flamingo Laundromat on U.S. Highway 1. As officers arrived, they saw several people in the parking lot of Flamingo Laundry. One man, who was later identified as 28-year-old Mark Edward Pritchard, of Vero Beach, was […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Man arrested after urinating in mailbox

David Bender is charged with criminal mischief, accused of urinating in a neighbors mailbox. (Sebastian Police Department)
SEBASTIAN, Fla. (CBS12) — A man from Sebastian is facing charges after he urinated in his neighbor’s mailbox, according to police. The Sebastian Police Department responded to the call on Newhall Terrace on Saturday. According to the arrest report, the victim called police twice on Saturday due to his neighbor, David Bender, playing loud music. »

Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid

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Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida. The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his […] »

Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet

So this Florida Man found a human skull and decided to play with it. Waltzing into a grocery store in south Florida, he kindly entertained the customers with a puppet show. “He was using it as a puppet,” said Nick Pecoraro… “It smelled like death.” Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/09/florida-homeless-man-brings-human-skull-into-grocery-store/ »